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Matt Ghoul

@mattgill.me

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Recovering Archaeologist, GIS Analyst (that’s something to do with computers and maps I think)

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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 57m

we're gonna need a smaller violin

Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 1h

12-year-old me attempting to hit a high note on the clarinet may have technically constituted a war crime

Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 2h

hmm, phd in bio, guess you have to listen to that guy

Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 3h

somewhat excessive trash even for a phoenix area roadway

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 1d

Guys you don’t understand this is all coded

Shark costume = demolitions expert

Giraffe= crew served weapons (mortar speciality)

Garfield : CQC and prisoner restraint

Cow : counter intelligence and drone operations

THESE ARE PROFESSIONAL KILLERS

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1d

STOP THE ANTIFA TERRORISTS

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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 14h

apparently ice was afraid of no ghost

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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 16h

next step, lie detector tests to prove you don't think it's super dumb

Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 19h

but what if I just want to be mad at the lady? how does reading the interview help with that?

Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 19h

abolish dhs imo

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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 20h

back from retirement to face his greatest challenge!

Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 21h

if only charlie kirk had studied his technique

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 21h

Alex Jones was wrong, frogs weren't turning gay, they were turning antifa.

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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 21h

are the "radical left lunatics" in the room with us right now?

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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 21h

can only assume they are lost in the absence of a strong, virile Dark Brandon to be the focus of their desires

Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 22h

oof, just felt whatever the opposite of nostalgia is

Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 22h

not sure, but looks like he mad

Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 23h

need someone on fox news to explain that other countries have boats and planes too

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 1d

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.

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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 1d

probably failed because the flag has an admiralty fringe. hard to make out at this scale

Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 1d

can God create a wokeness so powerful that he needs Eric Trump to save him?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Eric Trump: "We're saving Christianity. We've saving God. We've saving the family unit. We're saving this nation. I mean, DEI is out of the window, Benny. You no longer have Colin Kaepernick kneeling for the national anthem. You no longer have Budweiser going woke as hell. All of this is dead."

Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 1d

there's an opportunity here for someone to reboot indulgences and create generational wealth

Pop Base @popbase.tv · 2d

A reporter asked Donald Trump if he thinks he’s going to heaven:

“I don’t think there’s anything that’s gonna get me into heaven. I think I’m not maybe heaven-bound. […] I’m not sure I’m gonna be able to make heaven.”

Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 1d

turns out there's plenty of room under that bus

Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 1d

hashtag notallkings

Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 1d

i hear he's good at the cyber

Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 1d

not sure how he comes back from this