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Recovering Archaeologist, GIS Analyst (that’s something to do with computers and maps I think)
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Wondering how I did it?

I boiled water and added two tablespoons of vinegar, baking soda, and lemon juice.

I soaked it for 20 minutes, and after that, it looked the same, so I bought a brand new one.
June 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.

This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
oh, is that bad? are countries not supposed to do that?
Really looks like the United States is about to launch a regime change war against Venezuela with:

-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Ham, obviously. What is ham even doing here? One sub-optimal meat per holiday, max
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
never happy to see an orb in the news
tech companies continually learning people don't want these things
November 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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My moon conspiracy theory is that every astronaut who sees the Earth from space immediately says “That’s a spicy meatball!” and NASA is covering it up.
November 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
dude, no need to sign at the end, we can tell you wrote this one
“To Leonard Leo, Koch, and all of the Countries and Slimeballs that have ripped off the United States of America for years through the use of their own Tariffs, we don't have a Court System that's going to let you destroy our Country any longer.”
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
does bleach work on a website
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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help
November 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
<pearl jam voice> Won't buy a Fetter Man!
"The Barnes and Noble in York—where Fetterman was born and raised—had sold zero copies. The Barnes and Noble in Philadelphia had sold two copies. An independent store in Pittsburgh and an independent store in Philadelphia each told me they weren’t stocking Unfettered" defector.com/john-fetterm...
John Fetterman's Memoir Is As Low-Effort As His Senate Tenure | Defector
John Fetterman’s just-released memoir, Unfettered, argues that he’s turned a corner and has everything under control. Fetterman was a “stubborn asshole” (his words), he was clinically depressed, he wa...
defector.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
in this third straight day of rain I'm starting to wonder if we're going to need to fashion an ark out of abandoned cybertrucks
November 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
this tracks, I have often contended that [relevant fact if known]
lol this guy broke grok and got it to puke out its bad faith/begging the question discourse programming
November 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
wait his name is Grambo?
November 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
oops, too much of the angry drugs this morning
Insanity
November 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Do millionaire surtaxes lead to a millionaire exodus?

No, because it turns out millionaires also want to live in nice places.
November 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
To anyone who was concerned: this is NOT the same Livvy who rizzed up Baby Gronk. That was a completely different Livvy. Baby Gronk is safe
November 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Me yesterday: Can't wait for the big rainstorm to get here, Arizona could really use the rain
Me today: Why has the sun forsaken us?
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
We call it the drip drip.
Trump: And you know, we got rid of the drip drip water, we call it the drip drip, where it drip drips out of the sink, states with tremendous water, so much water they have nothing but problems getting rid. They had restrictions on water. It comes down from heaven, right?
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
hasn't exactly been a banner day for prose
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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a second stop has been found on the Appalachian Trail
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
today's news has a lot more worm fetish material than I would prefer
November 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Well there you go, I guess there's nothing to it. Certainly a man who's the angriest he's ever been in his life wouldn't write such a lengthy wall of text
Trump: "House Republicans should vote to release the Epstein files, because we have nothing to hide."
November 17, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"You're thinking of this all wrong! Your $2000 dividend isn't here, it's in Jeff's house, and in Elon's house, and in Donald's house down in Florida..."
BESSENT: “THE $2,000 DIVIDEND COULD COME IN LOTS OF FORMS… IT COULD BE JUST THE TAX DECREASES. IT COULD BE NO TAX ON TIPS.”
November 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM