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🇵🇸Tim Henke (tɪm 'ɦɛŋ.kə)
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🇳🇱 Postdoc in Quantisation of moduli spaces, QFT, TQFT & CFT, Algebraic Geometry, Differential Geometry, moduli geometry – Masters in: Maths/Physics/Logic – Help me learn 🇵🇹🇩🇰🇮🇹🇩🇪🇫🇷 by talking to me! (he/him)
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crazy how cheap booze is in Portugal

I bought a CR&F brandy at the supermarket that's really quite nice, very smooth, for 13 euros that goes by 50 on Amazon
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Dark woke is starting to take things a bit far
November 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Why is it impossible to make a velar/uvular fricative while whispering?
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
- They didn't get a warrant for the search
- They happily collected privileged communication
- Halligan lied to the grand jury about the law, twice
- They withheld grand jury transcripts from the court

That is WILD misconduct. When this is ruled a mistrial they can't retry bc statute of limitations
I don't think I was naive but I was seriously not prepared for how badly they bungled the Comey indictment
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
41 minutes 😭

The first 7 minutes are devoted entirely to the very first day ;_;
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
guy who is still, 2 years later, furious about the totally vacuous 2+2 thing
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Have you ever made penne alla vodka?
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I like that French has a whole wikipedia page on fancy synonyms for various languages

fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liste_d...
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I don't think I was naive but I was seriously not prepared for how badly they bungled the Comey indictment
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Imagine being this mad at sound food safety advice lol
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
All these people are sitting around in their cars and blocking the road for some reason
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
lmao
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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A good Thanksgiving meal requires lots of preparation.
Celebrate your success with a museum visit!
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Little worried that Gary's gonna lose his mind a little bit because there's just no way to be this vindicated without taking some substantial neurological damage
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
What is like the absolute maximum number of polite reminders you can send someone?
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
thinking again about how there are people that believe this guy is a genius
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I will not get ragebaited by the econ twink. I will not get ragebaited by the econ twink.
patrick star from spongebob squarepants is meditating on a rock surrounded by needles
Alt: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is meditating on his house surrounded by incense
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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imagine having to hear shit like "study confirms giving diabetic children insulin reduces their death rates by 100%" as if that hasn't been known for like a hunred years. that's what being trans is like
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
You have to admit that "LLMs are conscious but nothing else is" is a great bit
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 AM
incredibly slimy move by Variety here

He doesn't say anything in the first line, that's their malicious misrepresentation to get clicks
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
does anyone have a fun pseudo-proof relying on equivocating between {f,g} as a two-element set and {f,g} as the Poisson bracket?
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
It's absolutely nuts that the US has launched a full-frontal assault on the ICC with the eager support of Europe and it's not even a news story
« Je suis le cobaye de la perte de souveraineté européenne ».

Il y a quelques jours, j’ai échangé avec Nicolas Guillou, le juge français à la Cour Pénale Internationale sanctionné par les États-Unis ↓

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November 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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isaac chotiner came to my house and tricked me into admitting we weren’t out of ice cream in front of my five year old daughter
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM