Machine Planet
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I love it when the fanbois tell us we're just envious. Yeah, Pablo Escobar owned a lot of houses and shit too.
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This would be a crime even on the battlefield.
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: “I was literally begging the agent who was holding me back to let me do CPR,” she told The Intercept.
The Woman Alex Pretti Was Killed Trying to Defend Is an EMT. Federal Agents Stopped Her From Giving First Aid.
One of the women Alex Pretti was killed trying to defend is an EMT. Federal agents stopped her from giving him first aid.
interc.pt
February 14, 2026 at 3:26 AM
This would be a crime even on the battlefield.
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Meanwhile, we are approaching 1 million files in our Epstein Files collection on PlainSite itself. View them at:
www.plainsite.org/documents/co...
www.plainsite.org/documents/co...
Documents :: USDOJ EFTA - Epstein Files
Non-Government Works Copyright © 2001-2026 Think Computer Corporation. All Rights Reserved.
www.plainsite.org
February 14, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Meanwhile, we are approaching 1 million files in our Epstein Files collection on PlainSite itself. View them at:
www.plainsite.org/documents/co...
www.plainsite.org/documents/co...
Precisely correct. #idiocracy
look I know people who blame Democrats for not codifying Roe more than they do Republicans for taking it away. people are unfortunately just fucking dumb.
[democrats give voters something good & republicans take it away] smh these parties are both bad!
February 14, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Precisely correct. #idiocracy
Scoop: The NIH infectious-diseases institute (NIAID) will soon scrub “pandemic preparedness” and “biodefense” from its web pages, according to e-mails I obtained.
The directive is the start of a broader shake-up at NIAID, which has long been attacked by Republicans.
The directive is the start of a broader shake-up at NIAID, which has long been attacked by Republicans.
Exclusive: Key US infectious-diseases centre to drop pandemic preparation
Staff members have been instructed to scrub this topic and ‘biodefense’ from the agency’s website.
www.nature.com
February 14, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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One takeaway from the big WSJ Noem/Lewandowski/DHS piece is how all the Trump satellites think they can be heir apparent when in reality they are like 45 seconds from the 11 am block on NewsNation
February 14, 2026 at 2:53 AM
One takeaway from the big WSJ Noem/Lewandowski/DHS piece is how all the Trump satellites think they can be heir apparent when in reality they are like 45 seconds from the 11 am block on NewsNation
Anyone currently involved in federal immigration enforcement, every officer, every bureaucrat, every lawyer, every judge, is a member of the most evil group of people this country has seen since Reconstruction. Darkness personified, every one. Doing this to children is beyond depraved.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I think it would be more satisfying to 25th him out. "Thrown out on the third try" doesn't read as well as "Thrown out for being an insane motherfucker." #idiocracy #traitors
February 13, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I think it would be more satisfying to 25th him out. "Thrown out on the third try" doesn't read as well as "Thrown out for being an insane motherfucker." #idiocracy #traitors
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Challenge accepted.
February 13, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Challenge accepted.
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Not only did Trump lose the 2016 popular vote by nearly 3 million votes, once he was in office he launched a massive "voter fraud" investigation to prove that he'd *actually* won the popular vote by several million and then they didn't find a thing and quietly disbanded it.
Trump speaking at Fort Bragg: "The first time, I won but they say I didn't win the popular vote. You know I did. I won it by a lot."
February 13, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Not only did Trump lose the 2016 popular vote by nearly 3 million votes, once he was in office he launched a massive "voter fraud" investigation to prove that he'd *actually* won the popular vote by several million and then they didn't find a thing and quietly disbanded it.
Awesome pick up line, though. #idiocracy #traitors
February 13, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Awesome pick up line, though. #idiocracy #traitors
Precisely correct. Let's all just keep bending over backwards for his myth. #ElonQ
This mofo wants to stuff his steaming pile of shit onto every passive plate and then tell them they have no rights.
It’s beyond ridiculous. Frankly, I want to see every single one of his investors zeroed out.
It’s beyond ridiculous. Frankly, I want to see every single one of his investors zeroed out.
*SPACEX IS SAID TO WEIGH DUAL-CLASS IPO SHARES TO EMPOWER MUSK
February 13, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Precisely correct. Let's all just keep bending over backwards for his myth. #ElonQ
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Clown data. 🤡
February 13, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Clown data. 🤡
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Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well
February 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well
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They simply can't help themselves. It's utterly pathological.
The Media Can't Stop Propping Up Elon Musk's Phony Supergenius Engineer Mythology
One of my favorite trends in modern U.S. infotainment media is something I affectionately call "CEO said a thing!" journalism.
"CEO said a thing!" journalism generally involves a press outlet parroti...
karlbode.com
February 12, 2026 at 6:02 PM
They simply can't help themselves. It's utterly pathological.
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Invoking wealthy class solidarity to excuse sex crimes against children is sorta the Epstein Class in a nutshell
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 11, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Invoking wealthy class solidarity to excuse sex crimes against children is sorta the Epstein Class in a nutshell
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The cost of datacenters is getting expensive. Therefore I will build them on the Moon. Where I'll also be building my satellites. That I'll be yeeting into Earth's orbit with a giant space catapult. Because I'm all about low cost.
February 11, 2026 at 6:55 PM
The cost of datacenters is getting expensive. Therefore I will build them on the Moon. Where I'll also be building my satellites. That I'll be yeeting into Earth's orbit with a giant space catapult. Because I'm all about low cost.
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I know you're all watching tech, please don't miss the financials.
XLF under 200 dma for the first time in almost a year
February 12, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I know you're all watching tech, please don't miss the financials.
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On my flight today, a chatty lady said, “I can’t go to New York with all that’s going on over there.” And I said, “What? Free child care?” And she stopped talking to me.
February 12, 2026 at 5:14 AM
On my flight today, a chatty lady said, “I can’t go to New York with all that’s going on over there.” And I said, “What? Free child care?” And she stopped talking to me.
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"Elon Musk killed with his own WWI trench knife" has entered the realm of possibilities.
February 12, 2026 at 4:13 AM
"Elon Musk killed with his own WWI trench knife" has entered the realm of possibilities.
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Microsoft, Google, Meta and Amazon paying influencers $400k-$600k to post months of AI hype content. Absolutely busted, failed industry, embarrassing era
www.cnbc.com/2026/02/06/g...
www.cnbc.com/2026/02/06/g...
Google and Microsoft offer lucrative deals to promote AI, but even $500,000 won't sway some creators
Tech companies including Google and Microsoft are paying influencers hundreds of thousands of dollars to promote AI products.
www.cnbc.com
February 11, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Microsoft, Google, Meta and Amazon paying influencers $400k-$600k to post months of AI hype content. Absolutely busted, failed industry, embarrassing era
www.cnbc.com/2026/02/06/g...
www.cnbc.com/2026/02/06/g...
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this is a level of complicity that had not occurred to me
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 7:28 PM
this is a level of complicity that had not occurred to me
But what was it like in the early 70s, because that's the last time the Orange Baboon learned anything about anything. #idiocracy #traitors #MURDERERS
The US coal industry is $28B - about the size of Southwest Airlines - and employs fewer people than Arby's.
The public health cost is multiple times the revenue.
Let it go. Or just buy out your cronies and wind it down, I could live with that.
insideclimatenews.org/news/1002202...
The public health cost is multiple times the revenue.
Let it go. Or just buy out your cronies and wind it down, I could live with that.
insideclimatenews.org/news/1002202...
Trump Will Order Defense Department to Buy Coal Power - Inside Climate News
Climate and security experts say the plan is outdated and could place the U.S. at a competitive disadvantage.
insideclimatenews.org
February 11, 2026 at 3:53 PM
But what was it like in the early 70s, because that's the last time the Orange Baboon learned anything about anything. #idiocracy #traitors #MURDERERS
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it is an active choice by the press to frame this overt white supremacist (who literally just bought an autocratic government and killed hundreds of thousands of people) as a serious and credible person making serious and credible promises
February 11, 2026 at 3:32 PM
it is an active choice by the press to frame this overt white supremacist (who literally just bought an autocratic government and killed hundreds of thousands of people) as a serious and credible person making serious and credible promises
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That the NYT still writes this stuff when everyone knows that Musk is full of horseshit (including the reporters at the NYT!) is honestly shocking at this point. They think you're stupid. They know he never does anything he promises but they write it anyway. Utter trash.
Elon Musk told employees at xAI, his artificial intelligence company, on Tuesday that the company needed a factory on the moon to build A.I. satellites and a massive catapult to launch them into space.
Elon Musk Wants to Build an A.I. Satellite Factory on the Moon
In a meeting with employees at his company xAI, Mr. Musk revealed a vision for a facility that includes a giant catapult to launch his satellites into space.
nyti.ms
February 11, 2026 at 2:54 PM
That the NYT still writes this stuff when everyone knows that Musk is full of horseshit (including the reporters at the NYT!) is honestly shocking at this point. They think you're stupid. They know he never does anything he promises but they write it anyway. Utter trash.