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I prefer Ackman’s “May I meet you?”
December 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I prefer Ackman’s “May I meet you?”
There’s a reason he pulled Optimus out his buttocks just as growth at Tesla went to zero, and there a reason why he’s forcing the “robotaxi” pump out now.
Yes SpaceX needs the cash, but I think the IPO news is awful for Tesla. In part because it will bleed off some of the moron shareholders over to SpaceX, but more for the signalling value. I think 2026 could be a total shitshow for $TSLA and he needs a liferaft.
December 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
There’s a reason he pulled Optimus out his buttocks just as growth at Tesla went to zero, and there a reason why he’s forcing the “robotaxi” pump out now.
Yes SpaceX needs the cash, but I think the IPO news is awful for Tesla. In part because it will bleed off some of the moron shareholders over to SpaceX, but more for the signalling value. I think 2026 could be a total shitshow for $TSLA and he needs a liferaft.
December 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Yes SpaceX needs the cash, but I think the IPO news is awful for Tesla. In part because it will bleed off some of the moron shareholders over to SpaceX, but more for the signalling value. I think 2026 could be a total shitshow for $TSLA and he needs a liferaft.
At least they put out that yellow safety cone so you don’t slip on your own shame.
Every time I go to an Arby's, it's the slowest fast food of all time.
December 6, 2025 at 1:01 PM
At least they put out that yellow safety cone so you don’t slip on your own shame.
Can’t go 30 seconds without grifting lol.
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Can’t go 30 seconds without grifting lol.
Haha good luck collecting that.
Twitter becomes the first site to take a hit from the EU Digital Services Act
*ELON MUSK'S X HIT WITH €120M EU FINE FOR CONTENT LAW BREACHES
*EU COMMISSION SAYS X MADE 3 VIOLATIONS OF DIGITAL SERVICES ACT
*EU GIVES X 60 DAYS TO PROVIDE SOLUTIONS, 90 DAYS TO IMPLEMENT
*ELON MUSK'S X HIT WITH €120M EU FINE FOR CONTENT LAW BREACHES
*EU COMMISSION SAYS X MADE 3 VIOLATIONS OF DIGITAL SERVICES ACT
*EU GIVES X 60 DAYS TO PROVIDE SOLUTIONS, 90 DAYS TO IMPLEMENT
December 5, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Haha good luck collecting that.
That’s why they only give me 2 per day with Gemini Pro. Gotta get my money’s worth so here ya go. Sorry, planet.
December 5, 2025 at 11:29 AM
That’s why they only give me 2 per day with Gemini Pro. Gotta get my money’s worth so here ya go. Sorry, planet.
Benioff bragging about 540 billion AI tokens used in the month of October. Google did 43 *trillion* per *day* in October, by comparison.
December 5, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Benioff bragging about 540 billion AI tokens used in the month of October. Google did 43 *trillion* per *day* in October, by comparison.
Last week was Sam's Code Red. This week it's Code Brown.
December 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Last week was Sam's Code Red. This week it's Code Brown.
Wen Ghislaine and Lizzy Holmes?
President Trump has now pardoned 12 members of Congress convicted of crimes varying from tax evasion, campaign corruption, lying to the FBI, bribery, insider trading, obstruction, etc.
If Jeff Epstein were alive today, he’d be a free man in Trump’s America.
If Jeff Epstein were alive today, he’d be a free man in Trump’s America.
December 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Wen Ghislaine and Lizzy Holmes?
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The top-10 carmakers by market cap make up 75% of global passenger car sales.
Tesla makes up less than 2%.
The Tesla bubble will be widely documented in history books.
Tesla makes up less than 2%.
The Tesla bubble will be widely documented in history books.
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The top-10 carmakers by market cap make up 75% of global passenger car sales.
Tesla makes up less than 2%.
The Tesla bubble will be widely documented in history books.
Tesla makes up less than 2%.
The Tesla bubble will be widely documented in history books.
A year ago, Tracy Hoeg was selling people unproven therapies (like injecting your own blood into your knees) for cash. She is trained in physical medicine & rehabilitation, & does not have any relevant background for this position other than being a prolific & extreme antivaxxer and disease promoter
I suspect FDA no longer has qualified people willing to do this job.
"FDA Commissioner Marty Makary has appointed Tracy Beth Høeg, a longtime skeptic of Covid-19 vaccines, to be the acting director of the agency’s drug unit,...."
endpoints.news/fda-to-name-... @endpts.com
"FDA Commissioner Marty Makary has appointed Tracy Beth Høeg, a longtime skeptic of Covid-19 vaccines, to be the acting director of the agency’s drug unit,...."
endpoints.news/fda-to-name-... @endpts.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Trumps racist screed on Somalians yesterday was rather nuts. Ted Cruz right behind him looking quite comfortable.
December 4, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Trumps racist screed on Somalians yesterday was rather nuts. Ted Cruz right behind him looking quite comfortable.
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Girl Guides of Canada has made a statement, likely in response to the cowardly decisions of Girlguiding UK. 🏳️⚧️
December 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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I think I'm finally going to have to short this POS.
PALANTIR CEO, on the constitutionality of boat strikes:
".. the reason why I like this questioning is the more constitutional you want to make it, the more precise you want to make it, the more you’re going to need my product."
@gizmodo.com $PLTR
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".. the reason why I like this questioning is the more constitutional you want to make it, the more precise you want to make it, the more you’re going to need my product."
@gizmodo.com $PLTR
gizmodo.com/palantir-ceo...
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Alex Karp vows to use his
gizmodo.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I think I'm finally going to have to short this POS.
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As expected, ACIP will officially be voting today to change the recommendation for the birth dose of Hepatitis B vaccine to a process that is simply going to make pediatric Hep B cases increase.
It’s just their latest science-free policy-based evidence making.
It’s just their latest science-free policy-based evidence making.
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
As expected, ACIP will officially be voting today to change the recommendation for the birth dose of Hepatitis B vaccine to a process that is simply going to make pediatric Hep B cases increase.
It’s just their latest science-free policy-based evidence making.
It’s just their latest science-free policy-based evidence making.
The fertility rate in 1890 was around 6.5 births per woman. It was 1.6 last year. These racist scumbags will feel it soon enough. #Gilead
The foreign-born fraction of the US population was 15% in 1890, and in 1910. America thrived.
That fraction is 16% now.
The difference is that in 1890/1910, >96% of immigrants were from Europe or Canada. Today that's less than 10%.
It's best to be honest about one one is actually afraid of.
That fraction is 16% now.
The difference is that in 1890/1910, >96% of immigrants were from Europe or Canada. Today that's less than 10%.
It's best to be honest about one one is actually afraid of.
Rep. Kat Cammarck: "Today, one in six people in the US is foreign born. That quite frankly is not sustainable to maintain a culture that we are known for here in the United States."
December 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The fertility rate in 1890 was around 6.5 births per woman. It was 1.6 last year. These racist scumbags will feel it soon enough. #Gilead
ThisIsNotWhoWeAre™️
December 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
ThisIsNotWhoWeAre™️
Oh, and the stock is +130% higher now than it was at the start of this earnings estimate chart.
December 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Oh, and the stock is +130% higher now than it was at the start of this earnings estimate chart.
How Tesla's Q1 2026 EPS estimates have evolved over the past 3 years.
December 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
How Tesla's Q1 2026 EPS estimates have evolved over the past 3 years.