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Hegseth comes from a long line of proud military men. Here is is great grandpappy commanding a regiment in the civil war: youtu.be/IxJxAOS8peQ?...
November 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
In Hehseth’s defense, he was probably wasted out of his gourd when he gave that order.
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Oof straight up war crime. Double tapping floating survivors.
November 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
When the PPPlaid you bought while taking $500K of PPP money, and the immigrant PPParking valet needs a PPPrimer on how to use the car so it can be PPParked.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Goober had quite a run of offensive tweets. A fave of mine is when they found a GM exec that happened to black with the last name Johnson (2nd only behind "Smith") and wrongly claimed he must be Gordon's dad. Mused about putting a bounty out on it, and referred it to as the "roots" of Gordon.
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I keep receipts. They have have deleted the Instagram account, but the interwebs remember.
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
What I do remember about that day is the Gerber Kawasaki Instagram account posting pictures of people climbing on these planes and falling to their deaths as an opportunity to pump Bitcoin.
Jeanine Pirro: "Look, there was no vetting. If you think there was vetting I have a bridge to sell you. If you see the chaos that was going on at that airport in Kabul in Afghanistan, it was typical of what was going on in the Biden administration."
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Marco Rubio is another clown that knows better but is sucking it up hoping to compete with Vance for the nomination (or maybe the VP booby prize). At least his Cuban immigrant parents aren’t around so he doesn’t have to see the shame in their eyes.
Usha Vance’s parents came from Andhra Pradesh in the - 1980s. I wonder how the 2nd Lady feels about all of this shit. Her parents still live in the US. If Vance is going to trade her in he’s going to have to do it soon.
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Usha Vance’s parents came from Andhra Pradesh in the - 1980s. I wonder how the 2nd Lady feels about all of this shit. Her parents still live in the US. If Vance is going to trade her in he’s going to have to do it soon.
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
H/t @jonwoodwardreports.bsky.social for fuelling another Frank Nez special. I’m sure this one will turn out though, I can feel it in my bones.
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Congrats @jonwoodwardreports.bsky.social for fighting for the little guy. #DaSpoofing
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You are only a 10 minute walk from the $QNTM headquarters. Why not stop by and check out the cure for MS, along with the hangover drinks, that “spoofers” at big brokerage firms don’t seem to want to succeed.
Canada, I am in a different part of you
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The street narrative on $DLTR is moronic. The company isn’t “raising prices”. The company is in the top op the second inning in replicating the Dollarama strategy of adding higher priced items (eg $2-$5). The street doesn’t get it and just thinks they are jacking the price of plastic kazoos.
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Some of the names on this chart are in even better shape as they are using raw debt to equity instead of net debt to equity. Eg $GOOG has $37B in debt but $100M in cash.
Explaining Oracle CDS
November 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Just drove past and can confirm, lines around the block
November 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Finally all the Norwegians and Brits (at least the white ones) that have been clamouring to come to the U.S. to pick asparagus and pull feathers off of chickens will have their shot at the American Dream. Scene today from the U.S. embassy in Oslo:
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I love how Orange Archie Bunker thinks that impoverished nations and failed states are foregoing food, electricity, clean water, and medical care, but apparently spending the bulk of GDP on “mental institutions”, so they can build up an inventory of lunatics to occasional empty into the U.S.
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Unconfirmed chatter that he was microdosing psychedelics, snorting ivermectin, and injecting beef tallow with RFK Jr. right before the turkey came out.
He had too much wine or whatever they mixed into his drink.
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 PM
We’ve got Donnie from Queens on the line. Donnie, how would you fix Murica?
November 28, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Lol. The guy is such a toolbox.
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I’m always free soloing the wall of worry. (PS Gemini Nano Banana Pro is amazing)
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
No shit.
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Ahh yes, notable Christians Hernan Cortez and Francisco Pizzaro put and end to that violence, by <checks notes> enslavement, torture, and mass murder. The Aztecs and Inca were particularly, if secretly, grateful.
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Baggy Travis gives the green light to SPX 8,000
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM