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Spotted: Pete Hegseth coming at Senator Mark Kelly:
November 30, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Spotted: Pete Hegseth coming at Senator Mark Kelly:
At first I was like: And then I was like:
November 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
At first I was like: And then I was like:
Plastered Pisco Pete Hegseth suggesting to his commanders that they don't recall him giving that "no survivors" order:
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Plastered Pisco Pete Hegseth suggesting to his commanders that they don't recall him giving that "no survivors" order:
Robotaxis any day.
November 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Robotaxis any day.
In Hehseth’s defense, he was probably wasted out of his gourd when he gave that order.
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
In Hehseth’s defense, he was probably wasted out of his gourd when he gave that order.
When the PPPlaid you bought while taking $500K of PPP money, and the immigrant PPParking valet needs a PPPrimer on how to use the car so it can be PPParked.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
When the PPPlaid you bought while taking $500K of PPP money, and the immigrant PPParking valet needs a PPPrimer on how to use the car so it can be PPParked.
Goober had quite a run of offensive tweets. A fave of mine is when they found a GM exec that happened to black with the last name Johnson (2nd only behind "Smith") and wrongly claimed he must be Gordon's dad. Mused about putting a bounty out on it, and referred it to as the "roots" of Gordon.
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Goober had quite a run of offensive tweets. A fave of mine is when they found a GM exec that happened to black with the last name Johnson (2nd only behind "Smith") and wrongly claimed he must be Gordon's dad. Mused about putting a bounty out on it, and referred it to as the "roots" of Gordon.
I keep receipts. They have have deleted the Instagram account, but the interwebs remember.
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I keep receipts. They have have deleted the Instagram account, but the interwebs remember.
H/t @jonwoodwardreports.bsky.social for fuelling another Frank Nez special. I’m sure this one will turn out though, I can feel it in my bones.
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
H/t @jonwoodwardreports.bsky.social for fuelling another Frank Nez special. I’m sure this one will turn out though, I can feel it in my bones.
Congrats @jonwoodwardreports.bsky.social for fighting for the little guy. #DaSpoofing
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Congrats @jonwoodwardreports.bsky.social for fighting for the little guy. #DaSpoofing
The street narrative on $DLTR is moronic. The company isn’t “raising prices”. The company is in the top op the second inning in replicating the Dollarama strategy of adding higher priced items (eg $2-$5). The street doesn’t get it and just thinks they are jacking the price of plastic kazoos.
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The street narrative on $DLTR is moronic. The company isn’t “raising prices”. The company is in the top op the second inning in replicating the Dollarama strategy of adding higher priced items (eg $2-$5). The street doesn’t get it and just thinks they are jacking the price of plastic kazoos.
Finally all the Norwegians and Brits (at least the white ones) that have been clamouring to come to the U.S. to pick asparagus and pull feathers off of chickens will have their shot at the American Dream. Scene today from the U.S. embassy in Oslo:
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Finally all the Norwegians and Brits (at least the white ones) that have been clamouring to come to the U.S. to pick asparagus and pull feathers off of chickens will have their shot at the American Dream. Scene today from the U.S. embassy in Oslo:
We’ve got Donnie from Queens on the line. Donnie, how would you fix Murica?
November 28, 2025 at 12:58 PM
We’ve got Donnie from Queens on the line. Donnie, how would you fix Murica?
Lol. The guy is such a toolbox.
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Lol. The guy is such a toolbox.
I’m always free soloing the wall of worry. (PS Gemini Nano Banana Pro is amazing)
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I’m always free soloing the wall of worry. (PS Gemini Nano Banana Pro is amazing)
Ahh yes, notable Christians Hernan Cortez and Francisco Pizzaro put and end to that violence, by <checks notes> enslavement, torture, and mass murder. The Aztecs and Inca were particularly, if secretly, grateful.
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Ahh yes, notable Christians Hernan Cortez and Francisco Pizzaro put and end to that violence, by <checks notes> enslavement, torture, and mass murder. The Aztecs and Inca were particularly, if secretly, grateful.
Baggy Travis gives the green light to SPX 8,000
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Baggy Travis gives the green light to SPX 8,000
If the SEC didn’t ignore me 10 years ago this would not have happened. At least not in the same way with the same fucks.
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
If the SEC didn’t ignore me 10 years ago this would not have happened. At least not in the same way with the same fucks.
