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Melayna
@melaynalokosky.bsky.social
Successful Federal (DOJ) Whistleblower 2011-2016
15 years Medical Device Sales & Marketing
Loves F*cking up Frauds & Fashion
Born in Pittsburgh, live in Phoenix.
Pinned
Sam Altman HAS to kiss the Trump ring. It's Altman's only hope against Elon Musk hiring Ross Ulbricht to put a hit out on him.

Many of Musk's enemies will have a series of unfortunate *accidents* in the next six months to a year.
Someone in the comments wrote "This is Florida, you can't convince me otherwise."
Concur.
December 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Miami is wild until you remember "oh yeah, Florida."
December 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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If someone condemns misogyny and your first instinct is to say "not all men," that means you're more concerned with upholding the reputation of men than with listening to the experience of women.
December 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
So many sociopaths, so willing to show us who they are. #TomCotton
WELKER: Is there any hard evidence showing this particular boat was headed to the US?

TOM COTTON: That didn't come up in my briefing

WELKER: Are you comfortable having the US target a boat that you're not sure is heading to the US?

COTTON: I'm not just comfortable with it -- I want to continue it
December 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Greenfield. Haldane Street. Caller is a mailman and says that there is a raccoon circling the area his truck is in. Raccoon appears unaware that interfering with mail operations is a felony.
December 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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I had every single one of these toys. RIP www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/a...
Burt Meyer, 99, Dies; Made Lite-Brite and Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Robots
www.nytimes.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Ha. Art Basel, Miami Florida.
#Billionaires #Musk #Bezos #Zuckerberg
December 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Wait? There's really a Fyre Festival 2.0?
Billy McFarland really knows his audience.
December 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Protect 50 Cent at all cost:
December 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Breaking:

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) - Federal judge orders unsealing of grand jury transcripts from abandoned Jeffrey Epstein investigation in Florida.
December 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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The person who gets paid 7 figures to change HBO to HBO Max to HBO each year is currently sitting in their office doodling words like "NetMax" and "MaxFlicks"
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I remember when people said I was being hyperbolic for saying Elon Musk is a #SerialKillerCeo. Tesla Autopilot is poorly designed & unsafe.
#DumpTruck
December 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
No, no, I'm not crying over the #1 doggo this week, Magnus.
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
December 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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If Kohler can view the user’s toilet data, as it admits to doing in this email exchange with technologist Simon Fondrie-Teitler, then it’s not—by definition—using end-to-end encryption. @evystadium.bsky.social has more.

Full story by @mjgault.bsky.social here:

www.404media.co/kohlers-smar...
December 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Don't worry, Netflix cancels everything.
December 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Breaking: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth releases his Signal Wrapped.
December 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Nobody works harder than a Silicon Valley CEO who just railed an 8-ball of coke.
The CEO of Palantir.
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
The Pharcyde - Drop
youtu.be/wqVsfGQ_1SU?...
The Pharcyde - Drop (Official HD Music Video)
YouTube video by PharcydeVEVO
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Geeze, I just want a guy to open a car door.
December 5, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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I've been told I'm condescending.
(That means I talk down to people.)
December 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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JUST IN: A man is dead after he was reportedly shot near Central Avenue and McDowell Road. Police say no suspects have been identified at this point.
Man dies after being shot in central Phoenix, suspect at large
A man has died after he was shot Thursday night near Central Avenue and McDowell Road in central Phoenix.
www.abc15.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
If Pete's taking requests, I strongly suggest skateboarding on live TV again.
December 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM