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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 27m

Tremendous

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 1h

Excited to learn how my wife married the worst man in the world from this take.

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 1h

If you are in the west end of Toronto, the BEC from Cool Hand of a Girl with some avocado is possibly the best sandwich in the city.

Jessica Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 3h

It is national sandwich day. The best sandwich I ever had was a ham sandwich from a deli in Sydney, Australia in December 1999. Almost 26 years and no other has come close.

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 2h

Ya I’ll be honest, people going back to the NDP is not a thing that feels like an existential threat. They’re pretty much pointless right now.

Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 3h

I think there’s some liberal weakness. I’m just not sure there’s more conservative strength.

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 3h

I’m not a true politics-knower, but as far as I can tell the US is still issue 1, and there’s pretty deep suspicion about Pierre’s ability.

Wouldn’t surprise me if we had a call next year once shovels have gone in the ground.

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 3h

Where is NPRs Director of Content

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 3h

Hey Jonesy, how are people going to shout at you today?

I was thinking I’d mention a podcast?

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 3h

First well-adjusted thing you’ve said to me

Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 3h

Rest assured, today, you have contributed to the internet. What you did here matters

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 4h

It rules that this continues to reinforce my underlying point

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 4h

Oh no an anonymous account who makes jokes on the 21st largest microblogging site got shared

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 4h

Well thank the good god above you were here to save me with your interesting lecture

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 4h

Got me on the ropes now

Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 4h

> I demand you apologize for bad mouthing a podcast. I happen to be an expert in these things. You’re a morally rotten person

Real mystery why I wouldn’t take an unserious person seriously.

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 4h

I’m a bad person according to the person who started lecturing me on why a podcast is not in fact, stupid

aly @aly.ruffruff.party · 4h

I have multiple graduate credentials for whatever that's worth, I would never judge a grad school goer by the quantity of their credentials but the contents of their character. Yours happens to be really bad.

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 4h

Lecturing me on the fact that you are not in fact giving me a lecture is 🤌🤌🤌

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 4h

Actually, the law of the land states that if you get caught short credentialing an internet stranger, you have to smugly turn it back on me and say something like - well I may not have two masters degrees like some people here, but..

Then you may continue your lecture

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 4h

God forbid a joke account makes an innocuous joke with his internet pals

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 4h

Wouldn’t know what to do with myself if I didn’t have someone with an MA in political economy lecturing me on the internet.

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 4h

One graduate degree. That’s it?

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 4h

Guys I think just got credentialed by someone who listens to democracy now.

aly @aly.ruffruff.party · 4h

I am probably as politically far away from a tankie as it is possible to be lmao. sorry for having gone to grad school to read political economy I guess.

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 4h

>karl Marx fan
> this guy has some insane politics

👏

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Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 4h

Like clockwork. Undefeated in luring tankies without calling them.

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