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Jess-Icabod Zellers
@stellagarp.bsky.social
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Jessica is an editor for hire: https://bluemanuscript.com. Stella is her unpublished pseudonym. Currently in the Twin Cities but dreaming of someplace colder than Minnesota. Coming soon to a burlesque stage near you. She/they.
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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · May 4
✅ Daily Far Side cartoon with boutique captions
✅ Anagrams
✅ Writing, editing, books
✅ Thoughtful essays in convenient skeet form
✅ Fashion
✅ Fitness, dance, yoga
✅ Dog photos
✅ Cooking photos
✅ Progressive politics
✅ I’m nice
✅ sometimes I take off my clothes
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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · May 3
Why do people even follow you?
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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 1h
I am doing my part
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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 1h
hero
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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 1h
I want to pet the villain so bad
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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 2h
let us have this
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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 2h
no she's right. she's extremely right.
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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 2h
Morty out there speaking the truth again
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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 2h
right?
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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 2h
Need a man with a little gray in his beard to ruin my life
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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 2h
we're keeping Faulkner
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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 2h
Not enough Faulkner love in the responses. Disappointing.

Faulkner for the better atmosphere, better storytelling, and better prose.
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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 2h
(just say Faulker)
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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 2h
That’s hard.
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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 3h
oh lord
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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 4h
oof, yeah
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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 5h
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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 5h
Today has been all windy and moody.
Late afternoon sky. The reflected glow of the sunset turns one cloud orange in a field of gray over a lake. Across a back yard and by the base of a pine tree, a patch of soft orange brightens the horizon in an otherwise blue-gray sky.
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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 5h
Today has been all windy and moody.
Late afternoon sky. The reflected glow of the sunset turns one cloud orange in a field of gray over a lake. Across a back yard and by the base of a pine tree, a patch of soft orange brightens the horizon in an otherwise blue-gray sky.
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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 5h
yeah, today has been gorgeous in general
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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 5h
that was the only criticism I received from last night's show, an audience member who was disappointed I didn't pop a pastie.
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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 5h
you know that's right
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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 5h
I don't want to edit. I want to look out the window at the clouds.
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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 5h
they make me angry is so many different ways
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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 5h
hell yeah
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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 5h
They polluted the Freedom of Information Act website with their lies
Screenshot of the FOIA.gov website. A banner front and center screams, "Democrats have shut down the government. Department of Justice websites are not currently regularly updated. Please refer to the Department of Justice’s contingency plan for more information. Please note that FOIA requests that fail to submit to agencies will not be resubmitted until funding is re-established."
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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 5h
Another video from yesterday’s show. This one is also pretty tame, though probably not work appropriate.
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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 5h
He hungers
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