Jessica Zellers
@stellagarp.bsky.social
Jessica is an editor: https://bluemanuscript.com. Stella is her unpublished pseudonym. Blue Legend is her stage name: https://onlyfans.com/bluelegenddancer.
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Twin Cities, MN. She/they.
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Twin Cities, MN. She/they.
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No more work this week! 1 like = 1 piece of Jessica lore
Coming up on the one-year anniversary of this first post, which inspired me to write a memoir. I'll pin it again for awhile. There have been significant updates since I wrote it, but this is still a good way to get to know me.
My last boyfriend broke up with me 13 years ago m. For 12 of those years, men were not interested in me. Even now, men I’m interested in do not reciprocate. How many more years of new things do I need to do? How many more years of embracing independence? I have done *so much* introspection. 1/
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
My last boyfriend broke up with me 13 years ago m. For 12 of those years, men were not interested in me. Even now, men I’m interested in do not reciprocate. How many more years of new things do I need to do? How many more years of embracing independence? I have done *so much* introspection. 1/
Unfortunately I am not able to participate in this meme thread
You just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Unfortunately I am not able to participate in this meme thread
Putting up Christmas lights before Thanksgiving is Wrong, yet they looked so pretty twinkling against the snow on my drive this evening. I am unsure how to feel.
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Putting up Christmas lights before Thanksgiving is Wrong, yet they looked so pretty twinkling against the snow on my drive this evening. I am unsure how to feel.
if he'd had the emotional space, a mere two weeks later he could have subscribed to my OnlyFans. Poor buddy. No one tell him.
Look, I am not upset here. I was not pursuing this fella. He's welcome to block me. He's just a guy who chatted with me sometimes (you'll see it was mostly one-sided).
But this is typical: guys will say things like this that are clearly leading me on and then claim I'm mistaken when I say so.
But this is typical: guys will say things like this that are clearly leading me on and then claim I'm mistaken when I say so.
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
if he'd had the emotional space, a mere two weeks later he could have subscribed to my OnlyFans. Poor buddy. No one tell him.
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who has time for all the podcasts, videos & clips? let me read transcripts please. i kinda cannot deal with the vanity aspect of all things needing to be on camera some days.
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
who has time for all the podcasts, videos & clips? let me read transcripts please. i kinda cannot deal with the vanity aspect of all things needing to be on camera some days.
I was given this chance, sort of, as a university employee. I started an MA in English because that was the most appealing program on campus, but then I got fired.
Tell you what, the first thing that popped in my head was to get a degree in Russian history. But I want to study everything.
Tell you what, the first thing that popped in my head was to get a degree in Russian history. But I want to study everything.
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I was given this chance, sort of, as a university employee. I started an MA in English because that was the most appealing program on campus, but then I got fired.
Tell you what, the first thing that popped in my head was to get a degree in Russian history. But I want to study everything.
Tell you what, the first thing that popped in my head was to get a degree in Russian history. But I want to study everything.
Tuba playing, singing, dancing, Lyra. Fashion, if that counts. And just recently I’ve gotten into videography.
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Tuba playing, singing, dancing, Lyra. Fashion, if that counts. And just recently I’ve gotten into videography.
Thanksgiving is a hard time for many. I’ll run a compliments thread tomorrow and I’ll keep this NGL open through the weekend. Comment or use NGL to hang out, ask questions, and get things off your chest.
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Thanksgiving is a hard time for many. I’ll run a compliments thread tomorrow and I’ll keep this NGL open through the weekend. Comment or use NGL to hang out, ask questions, and get things off your chest.
Excellent bathroom stall graffiti @blackhartstp.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Excellent bathroom stall graffiti @blackhartstp.com
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Feast prep today: homemade apple pie from scratch. 🤤
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Feast prep today: homemade apple pie from scratch. 🤤
need someone to invent gloves where I don't automatically lose one of them
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
need someone to invent gloves where I don't automatically lose one of them
The perimeter around the home “was pulled down by people who were protesting,” = the crime scene tape fell down because they tied it too loosely around a tree
The agency described the crowd on Rose Avenue as “a large amount of rioters” = zero rioters. We followed the fucking rules
The agency described the crowd on Rose Avenue as “a large amount of rioters” = zero rioters. We followed the fucking rules
This is a much more balanced story than this morning's version from the Strib. (Gift Link)
Conflicting accounts emerge after St. Paul ICE raid
City vows full review as DHS, family and witnesses offer sharply different explanations for arrests and police use of force.
www.startribune.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The perimeter around the home “was pulled down by people who were protesting,” = the crime scene tape fell down because they tied it too loosely around a tree
The agency described the crowd on Rose Avenue as “a large amount of rioters” = zero rioters. We followed the fucking rules
The agency described the crowd on Rose Avenue as “a large amount of rioters” = zero rioters. We followed the fucking rules
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I promise I'll get slightly less annoying by this time next week, but until then I'd like as many folks as possible to know about this FREE cookbook that features delicious recipes from a variety of culinary traditions and helps home cooks reduce food waste from their Thanksgiving dinner! 🍗
I made a li'l cookbook! *After the Feast* suggests ways to use up leftovers from your big turkey dinners.
The PDF is FREE. If you buy a print copy, $2 will support food security initiatives through the Qajuqturvik Community Food Centre.
Please spread the word! 🍗
ivacheung.com/2025/09/afte...
The PDF is FREE. If you buy a print copy, $2 will support food security initiatives through the Qajuqturvik Community Food Centre.
Please spread the word! 🍗
ivacheung.com/2025/09/afte...
After the Feast: A Turkey Leftovers Cookbooklet - Iva Cheung
After a couple decades of editing and indexing cookbooks, I took a stab at writing (a small!) one. After the Feast brings together 25-ish of my favourite ways to use up the leftovers from big turkey d...
ivacheung.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I promise I'll get slightly less annoying by this time next week, but until then I'd like as many folks as possible to know about this FREE cookbook that features delicious recipes from a variety of culinary traditions and helps home cooks reduce food waste from their Thanksgiving dinner! 🍗
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Me ten years ago v me now
November 26, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Me ten years ago v me now
🍂If you're a sex worker, quote reply with your fave recent lewd and how long you've been in the business🍂
Six days 💅
Six days 💅
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
🍂If you're a sex worker, quote reply with your fave recent lewd and how long you've been in the business🍂
Six days 💅
Six days 💅
It’s a lot of heavy stuff I’ve been posting, with the ICE action yesterday. Here’s something joyous instead. Proud of the progress I’ve made lately.
Maybe the number one benefit of Lyra is that it’s so hard that all your focus goes toward not injuring yourself horribly. There’s no room to think about anything else.
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
It’s a lot of heavy stuff I’ve been posting, with the ICE action yesterday. Here’s something joyous instead. Proud of the progress I’ve made lately.
There’s a Far Side for everything
Abolish ICE and fuck the police.
Abolish ICE and fuck the police.
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
There’s a Far Side for everything
Abolish ICE and fuck the police.
Abolish ICE and fuck the police.
Being on the ground was scary and intense, yet reading the stories now makes it real in a new way. Yesterday I focused on being there. Now, from the perspective of someone reading about it in the news, I am dumbfounded.
Photos from St. Paul today captured by MPR photojournalist Kerem Yücel. He filed them even after being hospitalized after being injured by a less lethal munition.
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Being on the ground was scary and intense, yet reading the stories now makes it real in a new way. Yesterday I focused on being there. Now, from the perspective of someone reading about it in the news, I am dumbfounded.
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Brownie pie is a thing too!
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Brownie pie is a thing too!
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This is the same asshole that arrested me at Brotex. Out there racking up those FTCA complaints…
If I pointed a loaded assault rifle at someone in the street with the obvious intent of intimidating them, I would be arrested and charged with assault (or worse).
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
This is the same asshole that arrested me at Brotex. Out there racking up those FTCA complaints…
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"How can I describe my emotions at this catastrophe, or how delineate the wretch whom with such infinite pains and care I had endeavoured to form? His limbs were in proportion, and I had selected his features as beautiful. Beautiful! Great God!"
Made a colour variant Mr. Blobby because nobody can stop me anymore. I am beyond consequences.
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 AM
"How can I describe my emotions at this catastrophe, or how delineate the wretch whom with such infinite pains and care I had endeavoured to form? His limbs were in proportion, and I had selected his features as beautiful. Beautiful! Great God!"
I am not sure, but would you accept the strangest roadside curiosity I have ever seen? Laona, Wisconsin.
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I am not sure, but would you accept the strangest roadside curiosity I have ever seen? Laona, Wisconsin.
I am posting this at 1:28 Central Time, when few people will see it, but holy fuck, that ICE thing Tuesday morning...I must have had good coping mechanisms at the time, because watching videos now and reading about it, it was such a chaotic and frightening scene. How on earth did I handle that?
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I am posting this at 1:28 Central Time, when few people will see it, but holy fuck, that ICE thing Tuesday morning...I must have had good coping mechanisms at the time, because watching videos now and reading about it, it was such a chaotic and frightening scene. How on earth did I handle that?