PPP Grifter (payroll not the other one)
@pppgrifter.bsky.social
Tired, cynical, and jaded. Corporate finance (desk jockey), market commentary, die hard band wagon fan, assistant to the minority leader of the people’s republic of Colorado, and other bad posts. 🔧🔧🔧
Go padres go broncos (we suck again…but maybe not!)
Go padres go broncos (we suck again…but maybe not!)
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They’re calling it “a politician’s ideal headline.” www.westword.com/news/colorad...
Jared Polis Promotes White Supremacist and Child Porn Defender as "Intellectuals"
The governor encouraged Coloradans to follow the controversial online personalities, saying they do "actual thinking."
www.westword.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
They’re calling it “a politician’s ideal headline.” www.westword.com/news/colorad...
Imagine if he plays against the chargers and knocks them out in a wildcard round or something. Amazing cinema
The Colts are planning to bring potential Hall of Fame QB Philip Rivers into their facility Tuesday to work out to see if he may join their practice squad, per me & Mike Garafolo.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
December 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Imagine if he plays against the chargers and knocks them out in a wildcard round or something. Amazing cinema
Philip Rivers coming out of retirement at 44 years old to lead the colts over the chargers in the playoffs. This needs to happen
December 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Philip Rivers coming out of retirement at 44 years old to lead the colts over the chargers in the playoffs. This needs to happen
The doge check is in the mail
Brooke Rollins: "Eggs are down. Really everything is coming down. But listen, we're not tone deaf. We know that a lot of Americans are like, 'Well, we're still not feeling the relief.' The relief is coming ... it really is a golden age just right around the corner."
December 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The doge check is in the mail
Still no doge checks either
“.. By my count, today's $12B farmer bailout is the FIFTH thing that Trump's tariffs were gonna pay for.”
- @scottlincicome.bsky.social
- @scottlincicome.bsky.social
December 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Still no doge checks either
Get your chin over the bar dipshit.
I saw zero pull-ups
I saw zero pull-ups
December 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Get your chin over the bar dipshit.
I saw zero pull-ups
I saw zero pull-ups
We should use this on the Trump admin and Elon after the pendulum swings
They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.
Torture Techniques from CIA Black Sites Were Used at Alligator Alcatraz
Amnesty International, interviewing migrant detainees, identifies use of the confinement box. There can be no denying it is a torture prison
www.forever-wars.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
We should use this on the Trump admin and Elon after the pendulum swings
Might I suggest taking a bat to it? Look, if I see someone beating up a robot I’m not going to stop them.
Robots don’t pay my bills. It’s not my problem. I will simply let it happen.
Robots don’t pay my bills. It’s not my problem. I will simply let it happen.
I came across *the* example I have been hammering with these food delivery robots.
A man with a mobility aid is forced to step aside because there is not room for him because the robot will not make room for a person (esp. those with a mobility aid who need addditional room)
A man with a mobility aid is forced to step aside because there is not room for him because the robot will not make room for a person (esp. those with a mobility aid who need addditional room)
December 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Might I suggest taking a bat to it? Look, if I see someone beating up a robot I’m not going to stop them.
Robots don’t pay my bills. It’s not my problem. I will simply let it happen.
Robots don’t pay my bills. It’s not my problem. I will simply let it happen.
It’s coming for me eventually. Gotta make money while I can.
We’re eventually going to be batteries in the matrix slop pods. Embrace your future
We’re eventually going to be batteries in the matrix slop pods. Embrace your future
One thing I notice about the AI job loss discussion is not one of these folks seems to think that it will ever come for their job.
December 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It’s coming for me eventually. Gotta make money while I can.
We’re eventually going to be batteries in the matrix slop pods. Embrace your future
We’re eventually going to be batteries in the matrix slop pods. Embrace your future
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There's a bunch of webcams on top of Hawaii's Kilauea volcano so you can watch it erupt. The latest eruption just straight up assassinated one of them. The lava fountain on the left is landing directly on top of one of the webcams.
December 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
There's a bunch of webcams on top of Hawaii's Kilauea volcano so you can watch it erupt. The latest eruption just straight up assassinated one of them. The lava fountain on the left is landing directly on top of one of the webcams.
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For other curious folks: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK2N...
Enormous Lava Fountain Erupts At Kilauea, Destroys Webcam (Dec. 6, 2025)
YouTube video by Big Island Video News
www.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
For other curious folks: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK2N...
The S&P is where you go to offload your shares to the lowest common denominator.
Garcias puking their shares while retirees are buying. We deserve the lows
Used car seller…meme’d into the SP500….will the used car salesmen Garcias get last laugh
December 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The S&P is where you go to offload your shares to the lowest common denominator.
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Here’s the video.
“Autonomous” robot. “AI, not teleoperated” according to Elon Musk.
Bullshit.
Hidden human operator unexpectedly took off his VR headset, killing the illusion.
It’s all a sad fraud for unsophisticated investors.
“Autonomous” robot. “AI, not teleoperated” according to Elon Musk.
Bullshit.
Hidden human operator unexpectedly took off his VR headset, killing the illusion.
It’s all a sad fraud for unsophisticated investors.
December 8, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Here’s the video.
“Autonomous” robot. “AI, not teleoperated” according to Elon Musk.
Bullshit.
Hidden human operator unexpectedly took off his VR headset, killing the illusion.
It’s all a sad fraud for unsophisticated investors.
“Autonomous” robot. “AI, not teleoperated” according to Elon Musk.
Bullshit.
Hidden human operator unexpectedly took off his VR headset, killing the illusion.
It’s all a sad fraud for unsophisticated investors.
No socialism for people who voted for this. Let them suffer the fate of the free market
December 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
No socialism for people who voted for this. Let them suffer the fate of the free market
Imagine buying an Optimus robot and finding out that it’s controlled by some guy in Bangladesh.
Tesla Optimus robot takes a suspicious tumble in new demo
Tesla Optimus robot takes a suspicious tumble in new demo
A new video surfacing from a Tesla demonstration in Miami this weekend shows the Optimus humanoid robot taking a nasty fall. But it’s not the fall itself that is raising eyebrows, it’s the specific hand movements the robot made on its way down, which strongly suggest it was mimicking a remote operator frantically removing a VR headset.
more…
electrek.co
December 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Imagine buying an Optimus robot and finding out that it’s controlled by some guy in Bangladesh.
Stock price bro
Tesla Optimus robot takes a suspicious tumble in new demo
Tesla Optimus robot takes a suspicious tumble in new demo
A new video surfacing from a Tesla demonstration in Miami this weekend shows the Optimus humanoid robot taking a nasty fall. But it’s not the fall itself that is raising eyebrows, it’s the specific hand movements the robot made on its way down, which strongly suggest it was mimicking a remote operator frantically removing a VR headset.
more…
electrek.co
December 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Stock price bro
Dear Dave Portnoy:
December 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Dear Dave Portnoy:
The raiders kicking a FG and hoping for 1 sec left on the clock to go for an on-sides and Hail Mary checks out logic wise, but I LOVE this meltdown.
Has Dave simply considered trying to bet on the winning spread instead of the losing one? Might help next time.
www.newsweek.com/dave-portnoy...
Has Dave simply considered trying to bet on the winning spread instead of the losing one? Might help next time.
www.newsweek.com/dave-portnoy...
Dave Portnoy calling for murder of Raiders coach sparks backlash
"I want Pete Carroll murdered," Portnoy said in a rant about the NFL game between the Las Vegas Raiders and the Denver Broncos.
www.newsweek.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The raiders kicking a FG and hoping for 1 sec left on the clock to go for an on-sides and Hail Mary checks out logic wise, but I LOVE this meltdown.
Has Dave simply considered trying to bet on the winning spread instead of the losing one? Might help next time.
www.newsweek.com/dave-portnoy...
Has Dave simply considered trying to bet on the winning spread instead of the losing one? Might help next time.
www.newsweek.com/dave-portnoy...
Thank god for passive investors helping to keep the stock up. Yay!
if you didn't know it was all a fraud and a joke
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Thank god for passive investors helping to keep the stock up. Yay!
No, that's socialism. The farmers voted for this. Let them live with the consequences. The free market will handle the rest and its simply not our problem
December 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
No, that's socialism. The farmers voted for this. Let them live with the consequences. The free market will handle the rest and its simply not our problem
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Son-in-Law Watch:
When he’s not brokering geopolitical surrenders in meetings with Putin, he’s financing global media consolidation.
When he’s not brokering geopolitical surrenders in meetings with Putin, he’s financing global media consolidation.
December 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Banana Republic. Brought to you by Carls Junior
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Trump says Lisa Cook is unfit to be a Fed governor because she claimed two different properties as her primary residence on her mortgage applications. (Cook denies this.)
Trump did the exact same thing on mortgage applications submitted a mere 7 weeks apart.
www.propublica.org/article/trum...
Trump did the exact same thing on mortgage applications submitted a mere 7 weeks apart.
www.propublica.org/article/trum...
December 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Trump says Lisa Cook is unfit to be a Fed governor because she claimed two different properties as her primary residence on her mortgage applications. (Cook denies this.)
Trump did the exact same thing on mortgage applications submitted a mere 7 weeks apart.
www.propublica.org/article/trum...
Trump did the exact same thing on mortgage applications submitted a mere 7 weeks apart.
www.propublica.org/article/trum...
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December 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Good for them. Get that bag
Exclusive: IBM is in advanced talks to acquire data-infrastructure company Confluent for around $11 billion.
IBM Nears Roughly $11 Billion Deal for Confluent
A deal for the data-infrastructure company could come as soon as Monday.
on.wsj.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Good for them. Get that bag
Golf clap
December 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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