Matt Van Horn
@mattvanhorn.com
Ralph Gracie black belt, programmer, card player, shooter, home brewer, amateur pizzaiolo, bedroom DJ, and electric unicyclist.
He/him.
ADHD
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@mattvh on IG (but probably not for long)
He/him.
ADHD
🇵🇷🇮🇹+
@[email protected]
@mattvh on IG (but probably not for long)
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Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
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That there were 150 hot Latinas dancing at the Super Bowl Halftime Show and the Republicans saw 2 dudes dancing together somewhere in the mix says more about Republicans men than anything else.
February 10, 2026 at 1:02 PM
That there were 150 hot Latinas dancing at the Super Bowl Halftime Show and the Republicans saw 2 dudes dancing together somewhere in the mix says more about Republicans men than anything else.
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Schumer: ball’s in your court
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
February 10, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Schumer: ball’s in your court
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
Literally 10,000x more views than the colorless alternative paean to pedophiles.
Let's dispel with the fiction that the NFL doesn't know what it's doing.
February 9, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Literally 10,000x more views than the colorless alternative paean to pedophiles.
It's rapists all the way down.
Doocy: "The new face of RealFood .gov is Mike Tyson. How did you settle on someone who was most famous for eating Evander Holyfield's ear?"
RFK Jr.: "Brett Ratner who helped produce the ad had a lifelong friendship with him."
RFK Jr.: "Brett Ratner who helped produce the ad had a lifelong friendship with him."
February 9, 2026 at 4:05 AM
It's rapists all the way down.
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If you didn’t catch the significance of the exploding transformers in Bad Bunny’s halftime show, I gotcha. Here’s one of a bunch of pieces I wrote from/on Puerto Rico about the crisis—and Trump’s role in it. slate.com/news-and-pol...
Washington’s Corruption Has Created Another Humanitarian Crisis in Puerto Rico
The island’s earthquakes are its latest man-made disaster.
slate.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:59 AM
If you didn’t catch the significance of the exploding transformers in Bad Bunny’s halftime show, I gotcha. Here’s one of a bunch of pieces I wrote from/on Puerto Rico about the crisis—and Trump’s role in it. slate.com/news-and-pol...
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beaming hard, that halftime show was dope as hell
and I can't believe I saw a Vincy flag! (the country of my birth)
and I can't believe I saw a Vincy flag! (the country of my birth)
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
beaming hard, that halftime show was dope as hell
and I can't believe I saw a Vincy flag! (the country of my birth)
and I can't believe I saw a Vincy flag! (the country of my birth)
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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
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This is amazing. Fuck ICE.
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
This is amazing. Fuck ICE.
I honestly thought Dan Quayle would be the dumbest person I’d ever see in politics.
Remember when we thought Sarah Palin was the dumbest person in politics
Good times.
Good times.
February 8, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I honestly thought Dan Quayle would be the dumbest person I’d ever see in politics.
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Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
February 5, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
I’m in urgent care waiting for vitals and staring at the “No Cell Phone Use” sign when the attendant **calls** me to get my DOB and allergy info.
Moral quandary, I guess.
Moral quandary, I guess.
February 5, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I’m in urgent care waiting for vitals and staring at the “No Cell Phone Use” sign when the attendant **calls** me to get my DOB and allergy info.
Moral quandary, I guess.
Moral quandary, I guess.
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February 3, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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Oakland and SF: anybody know a good print shop that does shirts and totes and whatnot?
potential project we're doing the art for and would love support a local printer on the production side, instead of bulk ordering on our end
minority or queer owned would be preferable
potential project we're doing the art for and would love support a local printer on the production side, instead of bulk ordering on our end
minority or queer owned would be preferable
February 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Oakland and SF: anybody know a good print shop that does shirts and totes and whatnot?
potential project we're doing the art for and would love support a local printer on the production side, instead of bulk ordering on our end
minority or queer owned would be preferable
potential project we're doing the art for and would love support a local printer on the production side, instead of bulk ordering on our end
minority or queer owned would be preferable
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I had better see a record number of reposts on this.
January 15, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I had better see a record number of reposts on this.
On one side the Spanish-American War brought the US to them, and on the other European poverty-related adoption services.
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 5:28 AM
On one side the Spanish-American War brought the US to them, and on the other European poverty-related adoption services.
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LET’S FIND ERIKA’S BIKE!
I *just* realized I left my ebike at the dog park yesterday after going to get donuts to hand out and then walking off to Animal House with my dog.
ADHD fml.
Of all the bikes to do this with, it is the least painful. But, if uh anyone sees a random yellow Aventon Soltera around let me know!
ADHD fml.
Of all the bikes to do this with, it is the least painful. But, if uh anyone sees a random yellow Aventon Soltera around let me know!
February 2, 2026 at 9:20 PM
LET’S FIND ERIKA’S BIKE!
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Both Kendrick and Bad Bunny (Mutable Hive, what's POPPING???) having HUGE success with art made with love in the shape of a middle finger is definitely the kind of motivation and confirmation the world needs right now. Fuck them people, love your people. 🫶🏾✌🏾
February 2, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Both Kendrick and Bad Bunny (Mutable Hive, what's POPPING???) having HUGE success with art made with love in the shape of a middle finger is definitely the kind of motivation and confirmation the world needs right now. Fuck them people, love your people. 🫶🏾✌🏾
In the mid 90s, my roommate was detained and deported back to Canada because she had a resume in her luggage. That’s it, just a sheet of paper with her work history on it.
Looks like another person got himself in immigration trouble, which makes me think it might be timely to give some guidance on ways to mitigate this particular risk. The story is cut off but you see at the bottom of the screenshot where it says he had arranged something with his employer 1/
February 2, 2026 at 6:10 AM
In the mid 90s, my roommate was detained and deported back to Canada because she had a resume in her luggage. That’s it, just a sheet of paper with her work history on it.
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Please support this magazine of trans photography.
The work in here (and the first edition which you can get online) is lovely. Easel is made by a very small handful of people, and is incredibly well done. It’s printed BEAUTIFULLY.
Tell your friends about it. ◡̈
The work in here (and the first edition which you can get online) is lovely. Easel is made by a very small handful of people, and is incredibly well done. It’s printed BEAUTIFULLY.
Tell your friends about it. ◡̈
January 19, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Please support this magazine of trans photography.
The work in here (and the first edition which you can get online) is lovely. Easel is made by a very small handful of people, and is incredibly well done. It’s printed BEAUTIFULLY.
Tell your friends about it. ◡̈
The work in here (and the first edition which you can get online) is lovely. Easel is made by a very small handful of people, and is incredibly well done. It’s printed BEAUTIFULLY.
Tell your friends about it. ◡̈
I feel like many years from now, we will look back at AI and notice similarities to the rise of automobiles and its attendant effects.
With alt text:
February 1, 2026 at 7:51 PM
I feel like many years from now, we will look back at AI and notice similarities to the rise of automobiles and its attendant effects.
this is who runs this account
February 1, 2026 at 2:34 PM
this is who runs this account
I am so unused to seeing someone walk the walk.
Mayor Mamdani names criminal justice reformer Stanley Richards as NYC’s new Department of Correction commissioner
Richards is the first formerly incarcerated person to lead the city’s jails system
@gothamist.com @wnyc.org
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Richards is the first formerly incarcerated person to lead the city’s jails system
@gothamist.com @wnyc.org
gothamist.com/news/mamdani...
Mamdani names reformer Stanley Richards to steer chaotic Rikers complex
Exactly one month into his term, Mayor Zohran Mamdani has appointed a formerly incarcerated person to manage the facility.
gothamist.com
January 31, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I am so unused to seeing someone walk the walk.