Matt Van Candy Corn 🎃🦇
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okay, folks, i got my phone bill paid but i still need like $400 USD to pay for our badly overdue internet before it gets turned off on the 29th, and we're probably going to need help with rent again too (which is like $1200 USD). So if you want to help, CashApp is $AdrienneLeigh or PayPal is below.
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Free 100% winning message for any Democratic presidential candidate:
“I will undo literally everything that asshole did, as quickly as possible, and prosecute the hell out of his accomplices. And him however and wherever we can.
Minute one: we bulldoze the old man’s stupid ballroom.”
WINNER.
“I will undo literally everything that asshole did, as quickly as possible, and prosecute the hell out of his accomplices. And him however and wherever we can.
Minute one: we bulldoze the old man’s stupid ballroom.”
WINNER.
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Lecturing active soldiers about being too fat while dropping standards so low for the ICE deportation force that a third of their recruits can't handle the easiest PT test I've ever heard of www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
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