Ashlie Weeks, Esq.
@ashlieweeks.bsky.social
Lawyer advocate believer in truth justice facts evidence accountability & the rule of law. Animal lover & patent inventor. I love watermelon. My country is in shambles. Quality dad jokes fashion & sports. Opinions mine not my employer's.
I would say Mr. Sofa Sex has a plethora of problems.
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I would say Mr. Sofa Sex has a plethora of problems.
Another conversation with the bestie
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Another conversation with the bestie
What my bff wakes up to from me on a lazy Sunday
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
What my bff wakes up to from me on a lazy Sunday
Excuse me but here I am changing a tire
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Excuse me but here I am changing a tire
Thank you
Cuz I told you lately but I just love you? 🥰
November 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Thank you
This is accurate.
We are the ones who are coming to save us.
November 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
This is accurate.
What else isn't on the Epstein list
The climate
Education dep't
Fed workers
Rural hospitals
Hot lunches for school children
Veterans benefits
Books
The White House
The Constitution
The rule of law
Separation of powers
Co equal branches of gov't
Solar power
Windmills
Venezuelan boats
The climate
Education dep't
Fed workers
Rural hospitals
Hot lunches for school children
Veterans benefits
Books
The White House
The Constitution
The rule of law
Separation of powers
Co equal branches of gov't
Solar power
Windmills
Venezuelan boats
Who's NOT on the Epstein list
Drag queens
Transgender people
Pres Zelenskyy
Authors of banned books
USAID recipients
Starving families wo SNAP
Women who need healthcare
Immigrant children
Millions of Americans wo health insurance
Homeless being kicked out of cities
Civil protestors
Drag queens
Transgender people
Pres Zelenskyy
Authors of banned books
USAID recipients
Starving families wo SNAP
Women who need healthcare
Immigrant children
Millions of Americans wo health insurance
Homeless being kicked out of cities
Civil protestors
November 19, 2025 at 12:23 PM
What else isn't on the Epstein list
The climate
Education dep't
Fed workers
Rural hospitals
Hot lunches for school children
Veterans benefits
Books
The White House
The Constitution
The rule of law
Separation of powers
Co equal branches of gov't
Solar power
Windmills
Venezuelan boats
The climate
Education dep't
Fed workers
Rural hospitals
Hot lunches for school children
Veterans benefits
Books
The White House
The Constitution
The rule of law
Separation of powers
Co equal branches of gov't
Solar power
Windmills
Venezuelan boats
Who's NOT on the Epstein list
Drag queens
Transgender people
Pres Zelenskyy
Authors of banned books
USAID recipients
Starving families wo SNAP
Women who need healthcare
Immigrant children
Millions of Americans wo health insurance
Homeless being kicked out of cities
Civil protestors
Drag queens
Transgender people
Pres Zelenskyy
Authors of banned books
USAID recipients
Starving families wo SNAP
Women who need healthcare
Immigrant children
Millions of Americans wo health insurance
Homeless being kicked out of cities
Civil protestors
November 17, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Who's NOT on the Epstein list
Drag queens
Transgender people
Pres Zelenskyy
Authors of banned books
USAID recipients
Starving families wo SNAP
Women who need healthcare
Immigrant children
Millions of Americans wo health insurance
Homeless being kicked out of cities
Civil protestors
Drag queens
Transgender people
Pres Zelenskyy
Authors of banned books
USAID recipients
Starving families wo SNAP
Women who need healthcare
Immigrant children
Millions of Americans wo health insurance
Homeless being kicked out of cities
Civil protestors
Are we still eating the dogs and the cats? I forgot to go to the grocery store so the 3 doggos are looking at me fairly concerned.
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Are we still eating the dogs and the cats? I forgot to go to the grocery store so the 3 doggos are looking at me fairly concerned.
I cut my leg on a box so I put some Vicks Vapor Rub on my chest. Pretty sure it's multifunctional, yes...?
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I cut my leg on a box so I put some Vicks Vapor Rub on my chest. Pretty sure it's multifunctional, yes...?
The Democrats are a massive failure.
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 PM
The Democrats are a massive failure.
So @themachetiedawg.bsky.social knows what's up
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
So @themachetiedawg.bsky.social knows what's up
PRIMARY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.
EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
This is spineless and inexcusable.
Totally pathetic.
EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
This is spineless and inexcusable.
Totally pathetic.
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 AM
PRIMARY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.
EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
This is spineless and inexcusable.
Totally pathetic.
EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
This is spineless and inexcusable.
Totally pathetic.
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Trump wine being sold on Federal grounds.
November 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Trump wine being sold on Federal grounds.
This photo is incredible.
Nothing could better portray this creature and the state of this country than this picture right here.
Nothing could better portray this creature and the state of this country than this picture right here.
November 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
This photo is incredible.
Nothing could better portray this creature and the state of this country than this picture right here.
Nothing could better portray this creature and the state of this country than this picture right here.
He's even fuglier asleep
He spent Biden’s entire presidency calling him ‘Sleepy Joe’. Still does. But this guy nods off in the middle of the day in meetings almost every day. Fell asleep in court all the time too.
November 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
He's even fuglier asleep
Le Mutt had a lipoma removed from her joint that was making her walk funny. This is her when I took her home from surgery. She did great. Peanut is resting now but she insists on moving around. It's like herding cats when Le Mutt is determined to get around. So proud of my 13 yo girl being a champ.
November 6, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Le Mutt had a lipoma removed from her joint that was making her walk funny. This is her when I took her home from surgery. She did great. Peanut is resting now but she insists on moving around. It's like herding cats when Le Mutt is determined to get around. So proud of my 13 yo girl being a champ.
CNN is so incredibly very bad at this. There's no "surprise" win for Trump before this egregiously vomitous Supreme Court. 3 of 9 are truly objective. The rest are pawns & routinely abandon the law & Federal judges applying it appropriately across the country. They must be impeached.
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 AM
CNN is so incredibly very bad at this. There's no "surprise" win for Trump before this egregiously vomitous Supreme Court. 3 of 9 are truly objective. The rest are pawns & routinely abandon the law & Federal judges applying it appropriately across the country. They must be impeached.
My desk lamp is brighter than this thing
Trump: "For generations Miami has been a haven for those fleeing communist tyranny in South Africa. I mean, if you take a look at what's going on in parts of South Africa. Look at South Africa, what's going on. Look at South America, what's going on. You know, we have a G20 meeting in South Africa."
November 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
My desk lamp is brighter than this thing
Well done in our Nation's Capitol.
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Well done in our Nation's Capitol.
I accidentally sneezed in tiny dog's breakfast this morning while serving him and have been getting the stink eye since. Apparently that's not proper butler behavior.
November 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I accidentally sneezed in tiny dog's breakfast this morning while serving him and have been getting the stink eye since. Apparently that's not proper butler behavior.