Ashlie Weeks, Esq.
@ashlieweeks.bsky.social
Lawyer advocate believer in truth justice facts evidence accountability & the rule of law. Animal lover & patent inventor. I love watermelon. My country is in shambles. Quality dad jokes fashion & sports. Opinions mine not my employer's.
I would say Mr. Sofa Sex has a plethora of problems.
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I would say Mr. Sofa Sex has a plethora of problems.
Another conversation with the bestie
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Another conversation with the bestie
What my bff wakes up to from me on a lazy Sunday
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
What my bff wakes up to from me on a lazy Sunday
Excuse me but here I am changing a tire
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Excuse me but here I am changing a tire
Are we still eating the dogs and the cats? I forgot to go to the grocery store so the 3 doggos are looking at me fairly concerned.
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Are we still eating the dogs and the cats? I forgot to go to the grocery store so the 3 doggos are looking at me fairly concerned.
So @themachetiedawg.bsky.social knows what's up
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
So @themachetiedawg.bsky.social knows what's up
PRIMARY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.
EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
This is spineless and inexcusable.
Totally pathetic.
EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
This is spineless and inexcusable.
Totally pathetic.
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 AM
PRIMARY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.
EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
This is spineless and inexcusable.
Totally pathetic.
EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
This is spineless and inexcusable.
Totally pathetic.
Trump wine being sold on Federal grounds.
November 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Trump wine being sold on Federal grounds.
This photo is incredible.
Nothing could better portray this creature and the state of this country than this picture right here.
Nothing could better portray this creature and the state of this country than this picture right here.
November 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
This photo is incredible.
Nothing could better portray this creature and the state of this country than this picture right here.
Nothing could better portray this creature and the state of this country than this picture right here.
Le Mutt had a lipoma removed from her joint that was making her walk funny. This is her when I took her home from surgery. She did great. Peanut is resting now but she insists on moving around. It's like herding cats when Le Mutt is determined to get around. So proud of my 13 yo girl being a champ.
November 6, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Le Mutt had a lipoma removed from her joint that was making her walk funny. This is her when I took her home from surgery. She did great. Peanut is resting now but she insists on moving around. It's like herding cats when Le Mutt is determined to get around. So proud of my 13 yo girl being a champ.
CNN is so incredibly very bad at this. There's no "surprise" win for Trump before this egregiously vomitous Supreme Court. 3 of 9 are truly objective. The rest are pawns & routinely abandon the law & Federal judges applying it appropriately across the country. They must be impeached.
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 AM
CNN is so incredibly very bad at this. There's no "surprise" win for Trump before this egregiously vomitous Supreme Court. 3 of 9 are truly objective. The rest are pawns & routinely abandon the law & Federal judges applying it appropriately across the country. They must be impeached.
Well done in our Nation's Capitol.
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Well done in our Nation's Capitol.
I cannot stop laughing at this
October 30, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I cannot stop laughing at this
I'll eat my car if trump can either pronounce "constrictions" or know what it means.
October 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I'll eat my car if trump can either pronounce "constrictions" or know what it means.
Pre trump. Post trump.
October 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Pre trump. Post trump.
Me when it dips below 60 degrees
October 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Me when it dips below 60 degrees
I've been sitting here with this 75 pound pumpkin loaf with nowhere to go thank goodness someone finally paid attention to us.
October 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I've been sitting here with this 75 pound pumpkin loaf with nowhere to go thank goodness someone finally paid attention to us.
His knee pads must have gotten worn out
October 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
His knee pads must have gotten worn out
New Pac shirt
October 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
New Pac shirt
She knows how to file a motion???
October 22, 2025 at 11:52 AM
She knows how to file a motion???
Excuse me but @themachetiedawg.bsky.social took a very distinguished portrait this morning. I specifically said "give me handsome and regal" and he performed.
October 20, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Excuse me but @themachetiedawg.bsky.social took a very distinguished portrait this morning. I specifically said "give me handsome and regal" and he performed.