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crushing white monster for maximum wokeness
we need to make the ebikes great again and increase their speed
It's too damn expensive to ride a Citi Bike. buff.ly/cZCvWJq
November 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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We have learned that if the Amerikkkan people cannot have their burgers delivered piping hot for less than it costs in person they will collectively elect a guy who kills a million people in developing nations, so the creation of cheap burrito bots is one of the stronger moral obligations out there
Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society:

Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
November 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Today’s the day we remember how the first Americans fed illegal immigrants from England.
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
bro is loaded up on gear and can't even incline bench plates
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Subscribing to all the top tier AI services to ask how to afford my auto loans.
FITCH: PEOPLE WITH LOW CREDIT SCORES ARE FALLING BEHIND ON THEIR CAR EMI PAYMENTS MORE THAN EVER BEFORE 6.65% OF SUBPRIME AUTO LOANS ARE OVER 60 DAYS LATE, THE HIGHEST LEVEL EVER RECORDED
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This is just the setup for releasing American made goonbots onto the platform
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
That's right. The real poverty line is $400,000
just read some Substack post with a maybe quarter-baked argument that the "real" poverty line is $136,000. come on
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
some of you claim to be savvy internet users and yet don't know what felching is
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The way my wife looks at me after I tell her I just ate an entire large pizza
November 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
market every friday
November 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
is it ok for disabled people to use waymo?
November 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
next year is finally going to be the year of linux on the desktop
November 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
bitcoin back to the price my 95yo grandma wanted to buy at giving her another chance to be early
November 18, 2025 at 10:47 AM
So is he fixing the shower pressure or no
Trump: And you know, we got rid of the drip drip water, we call it the drip drip, where it drip drips out of the sink, states with tremendous water, so much water they have nothing but problems getting rid. They had restrictions on water. It comes down from heaven, right?
November 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
woke scolds on bluesky don't want you to deep fry a frozen turkey like patriot
November 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
they don't want you to enjoy succulent deep fried frozen turkey
November 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
NYT bravely refusing to take a side on whether pedophiles are bad
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
This is what fire is for
Pez dispensers. Holt Howard jelly jars. So many model trains. As the $90 trillion Great Wealth Transfer begins, millennials and Gen X aren’t just inheriting money — they’re inheriting their parents’ stuff.
Boomers Are Passing Down Fortunes — And Way, Way Too Much Stuff
As the $90 trillion Great Wealth Transfer begins, millennials and Gen X aren’t just inheriting money. They’re being buried under an avalanche of baseball cards, fine china and collections of all sorts.
bloom.bg
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
experimenting with ordering stuff from Canada has resulted in me getting hit with a 35% tariff weeks after a package was delivered
November 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
BANKS ARE FAILING! TIME TO PANIC AND GET ON AN EMERGENCY POD
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
making myself a negroni and asking chatgpt to write a recommendation letter for a 4 year old
November 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM