The Fate Of Ephebophilia
@jefe.bsky.social
#Nats, #SNL, #TheLastDriveIn, #TheMaskedSinger.
Assistant to the general manager at the #Illuminati.
Stevie Wonder can actually see. DJ.
Assistant to the general manager at the #Illuminati.
Stevie Wonder can actually see. DJ.
Pinned
Since when did the president become the official Death Announcer for the country?
November 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Since when did the president become the official Death Announcer for the country?
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if you want the men in the White House press corps to stand up for their women colleagues you have to appeal to their natures; that is, remind them that it’s an opportunity for them to grandstand
“Quiet piggy”
“You’re ugly inside and out”
“Are you stupid? Are you a stupid person?”
This is how the President speaks to female journalists.
The men in the room need to call out his misogyny.
Demand better. Don’t let him demean women this way.
“You’re ugly inside and out”
“Are you stupid? Are you a stupid person?”
This is how the President speaks to female journalists.
The men in the room need to call out his misogyny.
Demand better. Don’t let him demean women this way.
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
if you want the men in the White House press corps to stand up for their women colleagues you have to appeal to their natures; that is, remind them that it’s an opportunity for them to grandstand
watched on the webcam.
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
watched on the webcam.
it's hiding his infirmities. he can't stand right now.
Important to do this press conference about a mass shooting from behind a comic book convention’s folding table inside the hotel from The Shining.
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
it's hiding his infirmities. he can't stand right now.
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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I think often of the time a bunch of murder victims’ families showed Trump treasured photos of their loved ones and he signed them
Q: Do you plan to attend Sarah's funeral?
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I think often of the time a bunch of murder victims’ families showed Trump treasured photos of their loved ones and he signed them
Go drink a giant glass of Shut The Fuck Up
Mike Johnson: “I haven’t had a vacation day in two years. I haven’t been off in two years, literally.”
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Go drink a giant glass of Shut The Fuck Up
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National Guard members were not getting shot in DC under Joe Biden.
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
National Guard members were not getting shot in DC under Joe Biden.
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Part of Thanksgiving should be eating the least popular family member
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Part of Thanksgiving should be eating the least popular family member
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I feel a fake migraine coming on
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I feel a fake migraine coming on
We need America’s Team to beat Dallas today.
November 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
We need America’s Team to beat Dallas today.
Introduce yourself with five bands you've seen multiple times in concert
Chicago
Culture Club
Sting
Thievery Corporation
Nelly Furtado
Chicago
Culture Club
Sting
Thievery Corporation
Nelly Furtado
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Introduce yourself with five bands you've seen multiple times in concert
Chicago
Culture Club
Sting
Thievery Corporation
Nelly Furtado
Chicago
Culture Club
Sting
Thievery Corporation
Nelly Furtado
Godwin’s Law but instead of the internet it’s real life MAGAts
It is almost as if Herr Swanson is a FILL IN THE BLANK
On today's Tucker Carlson show, he makes clear that he believes that the US fought on the wrong side in World War II. In particular he says that the UK was mistaken to declare war on Germany just because it invaded Poland. And he has lots of sympathy for Herr Hitler throughout.
November 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Godwin’s Law but instead of the internet it’s real life MAGAts
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No turkey is safe today
Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro, facing U.S. pressure and potential military intervention, may consider Turkey as a safe haven. Turkey’s president, a close ally, could offer refuge with guarantees against extradition.
Maduro’s ties to Turkey could smooth path to possible exile
Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro’s close relationship with President Recep Tayyip Erdogan could make Turkey a possible safe harbor if he decides to flee Caracas.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
No turkey is safe today
Cousin walk, but instead it’s you going alone to your basement for a seltzer.
November 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Cousin walk, but instead it’s you going alone to your basement for a seltzer.
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The perfect story for my true crime gastropodcast
November 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The perfect story for my true crime gastropodcast
Is Tony Romo turning into RFK Jr?
a poster for illumination 's minions the rise of gru features a cartoon character named ahem
ALT: a poster for illumination 's minions the rise of gru features a cartoon character named ahem
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Is Tony Romo turning into RFK Jr?
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Sickening.
I feel much safer today knowing that we deported a Babson College student back to a country where she hasn't lived since childhood.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
A Babson College student wanted to surprise her family for Thanksgiving. She was deported instead. - The Boston Globe
Any Lucia Lopez Belloza was at Logan to catch a flight to Texas when immigration authorities detained her as she was about to board the plane.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Sickening.
Ephebophilia
Let’s all go around the table and say one word we’re thankful for.
November 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Ephebophilia
Moist
Let’s all go around the table and say one word we’re thankful for.
November 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Moist
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One notable thing about this is they're being investigated by a court-appointed USA in Maryland, because they've failed to get a Senate-confirmed one. A future reform worth considering is expanding that, perhaps carving out public corruption cases and making them always under a court appointee.
"Weeks of watching Florida insurance lawyer Lindsey Halligan flail around like a toddler trying to teach calculus should serve as a warning about the perils of crowdsourcing legal research to literal randos on the internet. *But it won’t.*" — @lizdye.bsky.social
Bill Pulte and Ed Martin's shitposting legal strategy
It's backfired so spectacularly that now *they're* the ones being investigated.
www.publicnotice.co
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
One notable thing about this is they're being investigated by a court-appointed USA in Maryland, because they've failed to get a Senate-confirmed one. A future reform worth considering is expanding that, perhaps carving out public corruption cases and making them always under a court appointee.
Or a relative or friend
Why does absolutely NO ONE consider the possibility that the MAGA Regime was about to deport him back into the hands of the Taliban and he took an action that life in a US prison was better than a certain death in Afghanistan?
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Has anybody determined the motive of the National Guardsmen shooter?
I'm guessing the shooter didn't want to be deported back to Afghanistan and figured being in a United States prison would be much better
In that case Trump is responsible for the shooting
I'm guessing the shooter didn't want to be deported back to Afghanistan and figured being in a United States prison would be much better
In that case Trump is responsible for the shooting
November 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Or a relative or friend
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Seen on Reddit:
"42 is just old people 6 7"
And... well... yeah. Can't really argue.
"42 is just old people 6 7"
And... well... yeah. Can't really argue.
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Seen on Reddit:
"42 is just old people 6 7"
And... well... yeah. Can't really argue.
"42 is just old people 6 7"
And... well... yeah. Can't really argue.
Today’s the day we remember how the first Americans fed illegal immigrants from England.
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Today’s the day we remember how the first Americans fed illegal immigrants from England.
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That’s a mulligan
Mulligan has been drinking out of the people water all afternoon and we just found out
November 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
That’s a mulligan