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crushing white monster for maximum wokeness
Early interviews being mostly virtual is such a problem, I've had people obviously trying to use chatgpt or something because they couldn't answer anything like a normal human.

Need HR locking these people in an interview dungeon with no reception before they advance further
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Turns out the reason they can't get jobs isn't AI or the economy it's just that they are gigacooked
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Then time to take all the CEOs who enabled it with him
November 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Inception is like this too
November 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Now you can explain all the plot holes
November 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
This is gonna be even more true

bsky.app/profile/deus...
guide to bank identification
November 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
yeah except banks have to pass along some interest because their Luddite account holders tend to care about legacy things like "interest"
November 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Say I'm Amazon and I push you to use primecoin because it's the "future" or some other nonsense.

now I get to keep all the interest from the people who tell others we just don't understand the tech
November 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
People give them money, you buy tbills, you keep all the interest and don't give them any
November 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
It evaporates from the investor perspective, unfortunately they're all too stupid to care

It's great from the company perspective
November 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
It's no wonder why every company wants to make their own stablecoin. Just get people to lock up their money with you for 0% because it's "innovation"
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
What if the future of finance was companies stealing all your interest income?
November 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
weird, why wouldn't they do those things? Seems so simple unless they've been involved in a bunch of fraud...
November 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
It's just economic anxiety that makes them want to carpet bomb Oklahoma City
November 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Imagine trying to showcase a Canadian meal and choosing this as the picture
November 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
November 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Needs some other vegetable or something with color and flavor
November 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Fake trade deals sound normal but the government doing white nationalist propaganda might upset people
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
what if we tried to make a building look like a peacock using the worst architecture fo style possible
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Nothing to post about when everything is closed for the weekend and all they can do is sit around and stare at a 400 year old wall
November 29, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Moving to Texas so I can get a huge house that I never spend time in because I spend 4 hours a day commuting
November 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Not losing unused contribution room is a nice feature
November 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Not even worth it unless you 10x it with options
November 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM