Lolotehe
@lolotehe.bsky.social
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pronouns are ma'am\ma'am\ma'am's
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The thing about these grindset lifestyle posts is that they're all fake. None of it is real.
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if the president does something so awful it would be indecent to describe and ask about then you very obviously need to describe and ask about it, thats the entire job
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BREAKING: I demand Pope Leo effectively hire a food taster.
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks.

This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.
NEW: Pope Leo Set To Break Up Opus Dei
If Pope Leo does indeed approves a plan that effectively dissolves Opus Dei’s structure, it would be the most significant internal action of his short pontificate to date.
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every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Los Angeles County has more Americans in it than the ten smallest states but these folks would never consider someone living in the Valley as a typical American.
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“the president is less popular than the Vietnam war” should be a simply irresistible headline
Good evening. We estimate that between 4.2 and 7.6 million people turned out for the No Kings Day demonstrations held around the country on Saturday. This makes Oct 18 very likely the biggest single-day U.S. protest event since 1970. www.gelliottmorris.com/p/second-no-...
Second "No Kings Day" protests likely the largest single-day political demonstration since 1970, with 4.2-7.6 million participants
Here are the initial results from our crowdsourced crowd-counting estimates
www.gelliottmorris.com
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A president with a lower approval rating than the Vietnam War, incredible
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Today marks the two-year anniversary of a great modern sci-fi show: Scavengers Reign. 🥰

A new classic that is only officially available in a few countries.
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"journalist" should be a protected title, like "engineer". that if you misrepresent things, you lose your practice
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
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"I don't 'wear the same thing all the time.' This is part of my character design and it won't change unless we start a new season or there's a major plot-point."
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I value human creativity, so it's wild to me how incensed AI users get when I shut them down, or refuse to check their stuff out.

It's like, dude. I ordered steak, and you're pissy that I won't touch your pureed protein paste that you didn't even blend yourself. Fuck outta here.
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Somebody who isn't born yet is going to write a banger paper on the political spectrum of the frog as a symbol in the early-mid 2020s
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Do you think I’d explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I made the NYPD woke 35 minutes ago.
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the republicans seeing people in inflatable frog costumes dance to upbeat music:
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Previous generations of protesters had Pete Seeger, but these times call for Benny Hill.
I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.
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If they think this is bad wait until the tribunals for crimes against humanity.
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A drawing of YOLO Swaggins from this day in 2018
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What did you do for a Klondike bar?
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
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The inflatable costume thing with the protesters is really good because it renders the body armor/CoD weaponry aesthetic of the ICE Nazis even more ridiculous than it already was. Suiting up like Rambo to face down a dancing frog. No coming back from that
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The government said they aren’t releasing SNAP benefits in November — but ALDI is helping families out. Their Thanksgiving meal bundle feeds 10 people for just $40! 🦃 Available now through Christmas Eve, it includes 21 items (like a 14-lb turkey + sides). Share this with everyone!
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cops tackling and marching off with a giant penis, Kristi Noem menacing a chicken she swears is antifa, feds pepper-spraying a frog

ridicule is an extremely effective protest tactic and foil for authoritarianism
Well, you can finally cross “I’ve seen a handcuffed, inflatable penis” off your bucket list
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@gregdoucette.bsky.social look at least I never made you ask to have my giant inflatable penis costume released from evidence
#NoKings event in Fairhope, Al.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.