Lisa Marie
@lisamarietea.bsky.social
SF native in NO. Just trying my best.
"I have no difficulty holding logic and feeling at the same time. It does not diminish my powers, it expands them," Lawyer Barbie
Talk is cheap and whiskey costs money. - Fr. Gilson
"I have no difficulty holding logic and feeling at the same time. It does not diminish my powers, it expands them," Lawyer Barbie
Talk is cheap and whiskey costs money. - Fr. Gilson
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We need #duvetknowitsthanksgiving bc I know some of you are posted up in absolutely hilarious conditions for the next couple nights while you visit home and I *need* to see it. Please give me all your most preposterous my childhood bedroom is a craft room and I'm on the floor pictures.
Oh look the dogue de bourdeaux won't even pose for the camera. Shocking. @rouxgarou.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Oh look the dogue de bourdeaux won't even pose for the camera. Shocking. @rouxgarou.bsky.social
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One thing I hope that people who didn't know this before are realizing is that police (1) don't know the laws and (2) are not expected to know the laws.
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
One thing I hope that people who didn't know this before are realizing is that police (1) don't know the laws and (2) are not expected to know the laws.
Turning on the dog show just in time for a Mary Carillo piece, a person who I think should be far more prominent in sports media, is a win.
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Turning on the dog show just in time for a Mary Carillo piece, a person who I think should be far more prominent in sports media, is a win.
To all my fellow eldest daughters who have "crashed out" and are like fuck it, I'm eating frozen pizza and nothing else today as I get cross-faded bc no one ever made me the Thanksgiving meal... Salut!
(eldest daughter is gender neutral.)
(eldest daughter is gender neutral.)
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
To all my fellow eldest daughters who have "crashed out" and are like fuck it, I'm eating frozen pizza and nothing else today as I get cross-faded bc no one ever made me the Thanksgiving meal... Salut!
(eldest daughter is gender neutral.)
(eldest daughter is gender neutral.)
Since you're all here this morning...
We need #duvetknowitsthanksgiving bc I know some of you are posted up in absolutely hilarious conditions for the next couple nights while you visit home and I *need* to see it. Please give me all your most preposterous my childhood bedroom is a craft room and I'm on the floor pictures.
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Since you're all here this morning...
You know you're old when the Thanksgiving Day Parade musical acts are geared towards you.
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
You know you're old when the Thanksgiving Day Parade musical acts are geared towards you.
A reminder that this Thanksgiving I am once again grateful to not be part of, or by relationship party to, a turkey trot family. Amen.
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
A reminder that this Thanksgiving I am once again grateful to not be part of, or by relationship party to, a turkey trot family. Amen.
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Filming ICE is your 1st amendment right. There is no 25 ft barrier. Thanks @davidhammerWWL
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Filming ICE is your 1st amendment right. There is no 25 ft barrier. Thanks @davidhammerWWL
We need #duvetknowitsthanksgiving bc I know some of you are posted up in absolutely hilarious conditions for the next couple nights while you visit home and I *need* to see it. Please give me all your most preposterous my childhood bedroom is a craft room and I'm on the floor pictures.
November 27, 2025 at 8:01 AM
We need #duvetknowitsthanksgiving bc I know some of you are posted up in absolutely hilarious conditions for the next couple nights while you visit home and I *need* to see it. Please give me all your most preposterous my childhood bedroom is a craft room and I'm on the floor pictures.
We should have gotten 5 more Spy movies is my not at all controversial take.
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 AM
We should have gotten 5 more Spy movies is my not at all controversial take.
I have never been more catholic than watching conclave.
Which I had expected to hate & avoided but I should trust my bf's film judgment by this point. (lolol trust a man?! Ahahahaha!)
Catholicism ain't the best (tho also not the worst) but damn do we have the trappings down. Gimme the pomp.
Which I had expected to hate & avoided but I should trust my bf's film judgment by this point. (lolol trust a man?! Ahahahaha!)
Catholicism ain't the best (tho also not the worst) but damn do we have the trappings down. Gimme the pomp.
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I have never been more catholic than watching conclave.
Which I had expected to hate & avoided but I should trust my bf's film judgment by this point. (lolol trust a man?! Ahahahaha!)
Catholicism ain't the best (tho also not the worst) but damn do we have the trappings down. Gimme the pomp.
Which I had expected to hate & avoided but I should trust my bf's film judgment by this point. (lolol trust a man?! Ahahahaha!)
Catholicism ain't the best (tho also not the worst) but damn do we have the trappings down. Gimme the pomp.
I really need to be honey potting more Republicans.
Or oops getting lost in the Bayou with federal agents idk what happened to them from there 🤷🏻♀️
Or oops getting lost in the Bayou with federal agents idk what happened to them from there 🤷🏻♀️
Ladies, if a woman this annoying with a chin this big can wield her limited sexual charms to destroy the country this badly, just imagine what the rest of us can do. Let this inspire us to seductive action for the greater good
Olivia Nuzzi wrote an entire story based on unnamed sources about Biden's decline, reinvigorating calls for him to leave the race -- and the whole time, she was working on RFK Jr.'s behalf, according to her ex-fiance. newrepublic.com/article/2035...
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I really need to be honey potting more Republicans.
Or oops getting lost in the Bayou with federal agents idk what happened to them from there 🤷🏻♀️
Or oops getting lost in the Bayou with federal agents idk what happened to them from there 🤷🏻♀️
I think not infrequently of my old bosses, walking into those dipshits' office, & them asking "what AI do you use?" and I said quizzically, "None???"
They were the heads of the office of intellectual property for a university. I just...
So yeah, just don't use it.
They were the heads of the office of intellectual property for a university. I just...
So yeah, just don't use it.
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I think not infrequently of my old bosses, walking into those dipshits' office, & them asking "what AI do you use?" and I said quizzically, "None???"
They were the heads of the office of intellectual property for a university. I just...
So yeah, just don't use it.
They were the heads of the office of intellectual property for a university. I just...
So yeah, just don't use it.
It's just...I could take mild glee in the unraveling of elite New York writers infighting back in the days of The Toast but now it's just like omg all you completely insufferable twats with no real problems creating problems while people are dying, I hate you soooooo much.
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
It's just...I could take mild glee in the unraveling of elite New York writers infighting back in the days of The Toast but now it's just like omg all you completely insufferable twats with no real problems creating problems while people are dying, I hate you soooooo much.
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I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
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This should really be on a T-shirt.
November 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This should really be on a T-shirt.
It's never not tragically amusing to me that as soon as women started to throw off the yoke of "this is how to be a woman", men were like "please let me be defined by a narrow, ever changing box!"
And, like, who are you trying to impress? Bc it ain't women. You're performing for other men.
And, like, who are you trying to impress? Bc it ain't women. You're performing for other men.
So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
It's never not tragically amusing to me that as soon as women started to throw off the yoke of "this is how to be a woman", men were like "please let me be defined by a narrow, ever changing box!"
And, like, who are you trying to impress? Bc it ain't women. You're performing for other men.
And, like, who are you trying to impress? Bc it ain't women. You're performing for other men.
He's Augustinian but, probably bc Chicago, reads Jesuit AF. I love it.
AMDG, baby.
(this makes sense to like @rouxgarou.bsky.social and maybe 3 other people.)
AMDG, baby.
(this makes sense to like @rouxgarou.bsky.social and maybe 3 other people.)
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
He's Augustinian but, probably bc Chicago, reads Jesuit AF. I love it.
AMDG, baby.
(this makes sense to like @rouxgarou.bsky.social and maybe 3 other people.)
AMDG, baby.
(this makes sense to like @rouxgarou.bsky.social and maybe 3 other people.)
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“If you like what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life.”
Well, what I do is lay around and get high and I like that. Why do I still have to go to work tomorrow?
Well, what I do is lay around and get high and I like that. Why do I still have to go to work tomorrow?
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
“If you like what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life.”
Well, what I do is lay around and get high and I like that. Why do I still have to go to work tomorrow?
Well, what I do is lay around and get high and I like that. Why do I still have to go to work tomorrow?
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THE ACCURACY
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
THE ACCURACY
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
Bc of an offhanded comment in an episode of murder she wrote allowed me to explain the existence of Starlight Express. If you're unfamiliar, you're welcome. I saw it in a theater when I was like 8.
Starlight Express - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Bc of an offhanded comment in an episode of murder she wrote allowed me to explain the existence of Starlight Express. If you're unfamiliar, you're welcome. I saw it in a theater when I was like 8.
*stares at John Neely Kennedy*
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
*stares at John Neely Kennedy*
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I mean...I could do worse than the positive masculinity of the himbos on Finding Mr. Christmas.
I mean...I could do worse than the positive masculinity of the himbos on Finding Mr. Christmas.
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I mean...I could do worse than the positive masculinity of the himbos on Finding Mr. Christmas.
I mean...I could do worse than the positive masculinity of the himbos on Finding Mr. Christmas.
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when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean