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lisamarietea.bsky.social
Lisa Marie
@lisamarietea.bsky.social
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SF native in NO. Just trying my best.

"I have no difficulty holding logic and feeling at the same time. It does not diminish my powers, it expands them," Lawyer Barbie

Talk is cheap and whiskey costs money. - Fr. Gilson
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My dog was being a dickhead and one of my spare mardi gras cup decorating glitters that found its way to the couch allowed me to make it literal.
A small brown dog sits on a purple and white blanket with a pink glitter the shape of a penis affixed to the top of his head.
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Fantasy football is stupid and doesn't matter. Otoh I am absolutely mollywhopping my bf's cool younger brother in the match-up of the week as I sit making mardi gras throws not watching the NFL.
MATCHUP OF THE WEEK Heauxs for Burreaux *Insert Team Name* 148.86/17.30 166.09 99% Win % 1% 85.26
November 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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🤷🏻‍♀️

Still don't know what I want to be when I grow up.
A one frame cartoon of family circus where Billy takes a meandering route, illustrated by dotted lines throughout the world he knows. It symbolizes my career path. Upon returning home, his mom says, "well, you just retrace your steps till you find those gloves!"
November 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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I'll be honest, I was gonna be pretty disappointed if I didn't get polycule slutcloud so...
My results place me in the far left bottom corner of the quadrants of polycule slutcloud. The horizontal axis moves from interested in many to interested in one. The vertical access moves from limits others to doesn't limit others. The four quadrants are biblical patriarch (interested in many, limits others), tradlife (interested in one, limits other), practical progressive (interested in one, doesn't limit other) and polycule slutcloud (interested in many, doesn't limit other).
November 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Every damn day
November 21, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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Not a single lie detected.
November 21, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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Just...worth it, I promise.
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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This is somehow the opposite of reassuring.
A horoscope states "you are definitely not broken."
November 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Always swore I wasn't crafty, am not clever or creative in that way. Far more finger painting, color in the lines than anything. Then you join one mardi gras krewe and take one cup decorating class and you're doing a Perry the Platypus themed cup "while" working...
A table with an upside down plastic stemless wine glass on a paper plate among other crafting detritus on a table.
November 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Me and @anthropologal.bsky.social if we knew each other when we were kids.
November 20, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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So...it's a man?
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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The fyp gets the mood
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Same for me and Les.
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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I'm counting it bc it was a slow burn to popularity from release date. Perfect album that came out when I was 16...ish.
The cover album for Sarah McLachlan's Fumbling Towards Ecstasy.
November 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Ahahahhaha that's bad actually!
AS OF JANUARY 1996, PRIMARY AUTHORITY AND ABILITY TO FIRE NUCLEAR MISSILES WILL NO LONGER REST WITH U.S. SUBMARINE COMMANDERS... PRINCIPAL CONTROL WILL RESIDE WITH THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
November 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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I clipped his nails. I'm the worst mom in the world.
A sentient potato of a brown dog lays on a white blanket with a pattern with his head on a brown squishmallow A sentient potato of a brown dog lays on a white blanket with a pattern with his head on a brown squishmallow. He's got a scruffy neck.
November 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Bought new coasters today. I have excellent taste.

Also Zele remains my favorite store in New Orleans. If you visit and don't shop on Magazine Street, you're missing out.
A coaster of a pulp fiction type model with her leg up in a pink negligee with blonde hair is reclining in a swamp with oak trees in the back it says Bayou Bred at the top and "her desires violated even the loose moral code of the marshlands." A coaster of a reddish blonde holding a shotgun with her skirt hiked up in a 50s pinup style with the words swamp spinster at the top and "men should know better than to trust her" at the bottom.
November 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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I spent entirely too much time just now making this bad photoshop. Never ever ever ever should you have imposter syndrome again.
The good place meme of Michael being frustrated that Jason, the dumb one, figured out it's the bad place but the text has been replaced to say "aj is running for office? AJ?" and continues "AJ?! This is a real low point. Yeah this one hurts."
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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I like when things are made specifically for me.
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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And this one is for @mostlymartha.bsky.social and @anthropologal.bsky.social for different but similar reasons.
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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This one is for @uncle6.org.
November 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Lol literally everyone here's experience over the last couple days.

"oh that's where my gloves are!"
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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We're making great decisions.
A flight of pimms cups at napoleon house 2 frozen Irish coffees sit on the bar at Molly's at the Market A purple drank on a table at lafitte's
November 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Straight. Bangers.
November 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Straight bangers on the tiktok
November 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM