Lisa Marie
@lisamarietea.bsky.social
SF native in NO. Just trying my best.
"I have no difficulty holding logic and feeling at the same time. It does not diminish my powers, it expands them," Lawyer Barbie
Talk is cheap and whiskey costs money. - Fr. Gilson
"I have no difficulty holding logic and feeling at the same time. It does not diminish my powers, it expands them," Lawyer Barbie
Talk is cheap and whiskey costs money. - Fr. Gilson
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Lisa Marie
@lisamarietea.bsky.social
· Oct 8
If you want to participate by proxy, my venmo is lsucaligrl and I'll keep you informed on what I do.
But I'm gonna keep playing wacky Christmas aunt regardless.
But I'm gonna keep playing wacky Christmas aunt regardless.
I too do nothing, suck up resources, provide no worthwhile output, and am wrong a lot. Am I also worth $5 trillion?
The fact that ONE company is "worth" $5 trillion should scare the crap out of everyone.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/19/t...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/19/t...
Nvidia’s Profit Jumps 65% to $31.9 Billion. Is It Enough for Wall St.?
www.nytimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I too do nothing, suck up resources, provide no worthwhile output, and am wrong a lot. Am I also worth $5 trillion?
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This hits right at the heart of every trauma response I have re: my neurodivergence, & my difficulty to articulate exactly what is "going on with me" when I am struggling w/ task paralysis...
And I'm a licensed clinical social worker. if I struggle w/ this, imagine what it's like for kids, for ex.
And I'm a licensed clinical social worker. if I struggle w/ this, imagine what it's like for kids, for ex.
It's hard to get neurotypicals to understand "I didn't do the task because I was so intensely aware of the need to do this that my brain built a wall around the concept of doing it", so we just say "I didn't do the task because I forgot."
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
This hits right at the heart of every trauma response I have re: my neurodivergence, & my difficulty to articulate exactly what is "going on with me" when I am struggling w/ task paralysis...
And I'm a licensed clinical social worker. if I struggle w/ this, imagine what it's like for kids, for ex.
And I'm a licensed clinical social worker. if I struggle w/ this, imagine what it's like for kids, for ex.
It's currently 72 in Natchitoches.
Have you ever seen a polar bear in Natchitoches, Louisiana???
November 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
It's currently 72 in Natchitoches.
As the family deviled egg maker: you thank whoever made them. Hell, thank them AT THE THANKSGIVING TABLE.
We'll smile as we watch you shove another half an egg down your gullet, you ungrateful heathens.
I had it down to an assembly line process over a couple days ahead but it's labor intensive.
We'll smile as we watch you shove another half an egg down your gullet, you ungrateful heathens.
I had it down to an assembly line process over a couple days ahead but it's labor intensive.
November 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
As the family deviled egg maker: you thank whoever made them. Hell, thank them AT THE THANKSGIVING TABLE.
We'll smile as we watch you shove another half an egg down your gullet, you ungrateful heathens.
I had it down to an assembly line process over a couple days ahead but it's labor intensive.
We'll smile as we watch you shove another half an egg down your gullet, you ungrateful heathens.
I had it down to an assembly line process over a couple days ahead but it's labor intensive.
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Hey y'all, we started a tip line to get information about Border Patrol as they prepare to descend on the greater New Orleans area. Please let folx know!
ALERT: @veritenews.org has started a tip line for people to report ICE/CBP sightings in the greater New Orleans area ahead of the upcoming deployment of Border Patrol agents to the region. If you see an enforcement action, raid, illegal detainment, etc., please let us know!
November 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Hey y'all, we started a tip line to get information about Border Patrol as they prepare to descend on the greater New Orleans area. Please let folx know!
The level with which I hate work today is...
a woman is making a funny face and making a funny face with her hands .
Alt: Addison Shepherd of Private Practice makes an angry face and a scrunching motion with her hands indicating how angry and frustrated she is.
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The level with which I hate work today is...
A) "we're all looking for the guy who did this" hot dog costume gif here.
B) I'd say "oh wow, he took notice? What a bold move!" but considering the speaker of the house is also from this state and says approximately 8000 times a day, "I wasn't aware of that", congrats on hurtling that low bar.
B) I'd say "oh wow, he took notice? What a bold move!" but considering the speaker of the house is also from this state and says approximately 8000 times a day, "I wasn't aware of that", congrats on hurtling that low bar.
Cassidy takes notice of the CDC’s anti-vaccine language change
The CDC website now claims that vaccines have not been studied well enough to say definitively whether they cause autism, something that scientists say is not the case.
The CDC website now claims that vaccines have not been studied well enough to say definitively whether they cause autism, something that scientists say is not the case.
Cassidy takes notice of the CDC’s anti-vaccine language change
The CDC website now claims that vaccines have not been studied well enough to say definitively whether they cause autism, something that scientists say is not the case.
veritenews.org
November 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
A) "we're all looking for the guy who did this" hot dog costume gif here.
B) I'd say "oh wow, he took notice? What a bold move!" but considering the speaker of the house is also from this state and says approximately 8000 times a day, "I wasn't aware of that", congrats on hurtling that low bar.
B) I'd say "oh wow, he took notice? What a bold move!" but considering the speaker of the house is also from this state and says approximately 8000 times a day, "I wasn't aware of that", congrats on hurtling that low bar.
He's so unbothered. I love him so much. I love all dogs but pibbles... 💓
This is Cole. He is a deaf service dog at Dr. William Mennies Elementary School. He just turned 9, and all of his students learned sign language to sing him happy birthday at a massive party. 14/10 for all (IG: colethedeafdog)
November 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
He's so unbothered. I love him so much. I love all dogs but pibbles... 💓
Oh hey a meeting where 70 people are turning on a software program for being ineffective and useless and losing us vendors...bc they don't want to use it. Glad it's not just me.
I am starting to hate software sales people w my whole entire being. Let alone the software we're being sold.
Having lived w the nascent internet, it's wild to see it tip into a very bad thing in the last mmmm 10 yrs.
We don't need software. We need excel & an admin who knows where the bodies are.
Having lived w the nascent internet, it's wild to see it tip into a very bad thing in the last mmmm 10 yrs.
We don't need software. We need excel & an admin who knows where the bodies are.
November 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Oh hey a meeting where 70 people are turning on a software program for being ineffective and useless and losing us vendors...bc they don't want to use it. Glad it's not just me.
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I keeps thinking how asking this question implies there’s an generally-held expectation that CHILD ASSAULT is less bad than revealing the perpetrators if they’re on “your team”. The moral bankruptcy of expecting it to be a gotcha takes my breath away in exposing how amoral a society we are.
CNN: What if there are more names connected to the Democratic Party that come out in the files?
CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I keeps thinking how asking this question implies there’s an generally-held expectation that CHILD ASSAULT is less bad than revealing the perpetrators if they’re on “your team”. The moral bankruptcy of expecting it to be a gotcha takes my breath away in exposing how amoral a society we are.
Srsly was pondering this earlier. This guy? We're being owned by this guy? Y'all abandoned any chance at normalcy for this group of absolute bald faced chucklefucks? Have some damn dignity.
it's not just that they're evil, though that's a big part of it. it's that they're fucking losers
November 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Srsly was pondering this earlier. This guy? We're being owned by this guy? Y'all abandoned any chance at normalcy for this group of absolute bald faced chucklefucks? Have some damn dignity.
I'm sorry but you shouldn't be a sitting member of congress if you can't behave better than an 18yo on a spring break trip to Mexico. Like...wtaf? And a 3 month international travel suspension? What are we even doing?
I'm not sure how yet but I'd like to run for all the offices against all the men.
I'm not sure how yet but I'd like to run for all the offices against all the men.
Congressional Republicans have banned Dan Crenshaw from international travel for 3 months after an "alcohol-related episode during a [delegation trip] in Mexico," per POLITICO
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I'm sorry but you shouldn't be a sitting member of congress if you can't behave better than an 18yo on a spring break trip to Mexico. Like...wtaf? And a 3 month international travel suspension? What are we even doing?
I'm not sure how yet but I'd like to run for all the offices against all the men.
I'm not sure how yet but I'd like to run for all the offices against all the men.
Will forum shop until I find one who says it is...
ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you
November 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Will forum shop until I find one who says it is...
It also beautifully showcases SF/the Bay Area. Last season's penultimate episode had a perfect (tho impractical, if not impossible, but willing suspension...) single day around the city & surrounds.
It's also a great contemplation on aging, life, friends & where we fit. Ya know, a Mike Schur joint.
It's also a great contemplation on aging, life, friends & where we fit. Ya know, a Mike Schur joint.
Hi, the new season of “A Man on the Inside,” a TV show I worked on, hits Netflix today. Ted Danson is in it! Also Mary Steenburgen, Gary Cole, Max Greenfield, David Strathairn, Lisa Gilroy, Stephanie Beatriz, Jason Mantzoukas, and many more funny people. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It also beautifully showcases SF/the Bay Area. Last season's penultimate episode had a perfect (tho impractical, if not impossible, but willing suspension...) single day around the city & surrounds.
It's also a great contemplation on aging, life, friends & where we fit. Ya know, a Mike Schur joint.
It's also a great contemplation on aging, life, friends & where we fit. Ya know, a Mike Schur joint.
Yes. All the time. Yes. And yet...
Someone needs to take your phone away.
November 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Yes. All the time. Yes. And yet...
I'm a little behind on The Great North so watched this one last night, and I suggest, ahead of Thanksgiving, my fellow eldest daughters watch it and maybe let chips fall where they may bc you're definitely doing too much.
"The Great North" Cakeleration of Judedependence (TV Episode 2025) ⭐ 6.7 | Animation, Comedy
Cakeleration of Judedependence: Directed by Aimee Steinberger, Will Strode. With Nick Offerman, Jenny Slate, Will Forte, Dulcé Sloan. The family's summer trip is in trouble. Can Judy save it?
www.imdb.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I'm a little behind on The Great North so watched this one last night, and I suggest, ahead of Thanksgiving, my fellow eldest daughters watch it and maybe let chips fall where they may bc you're definitely doing too much.
This is amazing.
Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆
November 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
This is amazing.
This is somehow the opposite of reassuring.
November 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is somehow the opposite of reassuring.
Desire to tippy tappy at the keyboard job in the midst of our insane day to day existence remains lowwww.
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Desire to tippy tappy at the keyboard job in the midst of our insane day to day existence remains lowwww.
Always swore I wasn't crafty, am not clever or creative in that way. Far more finger painting, color in the lines than anything. Then you join one mardi gras krewe and take one cup decorating class and you're doing a Perry the Platypus themed cup "while" working...
November 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Always swore I wasn't crafty, am not clever or creative in that way. Far more finger painting, color in the lines than anything. Then you join one mardi gras krewe and take one cup decorating class and you're doing a Perry the Platypus themed cup "while" working...
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I want waymo in NO bc that'll last exactly 5 secs. We flummox Google maps on the regular. Should you turn left at that no left turn or right on the one way street that goes the other way? And half the city is a construction dig, but where and for how are vibes based, a complete surprise!
Avoiding my normal route to work because of road construction while trying to remember where the construction is on my alternate routes.
November 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I want waymo in NO bc that'll last exactly 5 secs. We flummox Google maps on the regular. Should you turn left at that no left turn or right on the one way street that goes the other way? And half the city is a construction dig, but where and for how are vibes based, a complete surprise!
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If you're making Jane Fonda workout jokes in 2025, you're well past retirement age.
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
If you're making Jane Fonda workout jokes in 2025, you're well past retirement age.
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Why does American healthcare cost so much more than every other developed country?
Short answer: our system is designed to be expensive.
Here’s the breakdown. 🧵👇
Short answer: our system is designed to be expensive.
Here’s the breakdown. 🧵👇
a man is laying in a hospital bed with an oxygen tube in his nose and the words super sick written below him
ALT: a man is laying in a hospital bed with an oxygen tube in his nose and the words super sick written below him
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Why does American healthcare cost so much more than every other developed country?
Short answer: our system is designed to be expensive.
Here’s the breakdown. 🧵👇
Short answer: our system is designed to be expensive.
Here’s the breakdown. 🧵👇
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Oh it was actually very easy to find @andrew.mcguiregis.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Oh it was actually very easy to find @andrew.mcguiregis.com