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Malber1
@malber1.bsky.social
Knitter, sometimes runner, and lover of exclamation points!
Just turned that heating pad on to warm her little face up. 🥰
November 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Watch should I be watching? Gimme your recommendations!
November 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Got the tree up. 😆
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Maybe he shouldn’t take the job if he is so offended by being called a ho. LSU fans can say much worse. And that’s just when you are winning in a manner that we don’t approve of. If you are a losing coach…
November 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
HBO keeps teasing me with the trailer for Family McMullen. Can I wait for a rewatch of The Brothers McMullen until Family is released?
a picture of a robot with the words that 's too long
Alt: a picture of a robot with the words that 's too long
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November 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Pulled out the Christmas swimsuit!
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I consider 116/75 as a win for modern medicine after the salty food I ate yesterday!
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Second time someone has tried to open my door looking for my neighbors. I wish they wouldn’t tell their drunk friends to just come on in when they come over.
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I was explaining who that dude (Jack White) was to my 17 year old niece when Eminem showed up. I asked her to please tell me she at least knew who that was. Yes, she did. All is not lost…maybe.
Jack White brings out Eminem
November 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I’m the asshole.
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Last week during the get to know each other portion of yoga my classmate told me they were driving to Chicago with their two dogs and two toddlers. In my effort to be more positive I did not mention this possibility. 😬
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
This is nimbus. He just went outside to do his business…and brought back in a dried poop. I am currently snort laughing.
November 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Every time I read a post about this guy I think he is the chicken guy at first.
November 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
My mother’s house is kept at a temperature to hang meat, yet every person is huddled under blankets. Just turn up the damn thermostat. 🥶
November 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Me explaining The White Stripes to my niece…
a woman is sitting in a chair with the words `` sister wives '' written on it .
Alt: a woman is sitting in a chair with the words `` sister wives '' written on it .
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November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Now I have Indigo Girls as an earworm…and you do too! 😊
November 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Treating my mom like a teen with an ED. She is taking a picture of her plate to send to my Nanny. I asked if she was doing it after, and she said before.
a woman says i know the game in a ready set panic advertisement
Alt: a woman says i know the game in a ready set panic advertisement
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November 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Asked my brother why he doesn’t like the Chiefs -

I don’t watch football to see Taylor Swift on my tv screen.

Oh, you are that asshole.
a woman sitting at a table with a #schitts creek logo behind her
Alt: a woman sitting at a table with a #schitts creek logo behind her
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November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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she’s dressed like lisa barlow
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
More than a living wage. Enough to pay for retirement.
what if instead of having Angel Trees and Sub for Santa we had affordable housing and paid people a living wage? 🎄
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Filming ICE is your 1st amendment right. There is no 25 ft barrier. Thanks @davidhammerWWL
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
If you only use your kitchen Apple TV for holiday cooking, charge your remote. 🤦🏼‍♀️
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I could tattoo a ruler on my arm, or use my 25cm long iPad to measure my headband.
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM