joey (smiling politely)
@doey.bsky.social
i've got mutiple internet personalities and they're all irritating | world famous swiftie | nfl owner | he/him
stan giannis
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so apparently we're doing the whole "share who we are" thing
good news: I'm home early on a friday
bad news: i have to spend my afternoon wrapping about 30 presents
bad news: i have to spend my afternoon wrapping about 30 presents
December 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
good news: I'm home early on a friday
bad news: i have to spend my afternoon wrapping about 30 presents
bad news: i have to spend my afternoon wrapping about 30 presents
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go
i do enjoy mexican food
i do enjoy mexican food
December 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go
i do enjoy mexican food
i do enjoy mexican food
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"I think we're still on the air Tim"
"... No we're not, are we?"
😭😭😭
"... No we're not, are we?"
😭😭😭
December 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
"I think we're still on the air Tim"
"... No we're not, are we?"
😭😭😭
"... No we're not, are we?"
😭😭😭
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this is the most "Get a Job, Stay Away From Her" I've ever felt
![What’s the title or IP that you have yet to land but want?
Calvin and Hobbes. I’ve been chasing that for years and years, and I just have gotten nowhere with [creator] Bill Watterson. I began writing letters to him over 20 years ago. He lives in Chagrin Falls, Ohio, and I was actually contemplating just going out there and just staying at a local Best Western and seeing if he ever shows up at the [local] bookstore. All he does is these wood carvings for poetry readings, and every now and then he goes to the bookstore and does signings.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bck7uabvjt4xu5uzn3exzhqj/bafkreihbf3oqirpgrhgcmd5ruwmeq6wi4bfhpzlgexh26yfjnb5g5i3a6q@jpeg)
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
this is the most "Get a Job, Stay Away From Her" I've ever felt
calvin and hobbes never expanded outside of the comic strips specifically because bill watterson didn't want creeps like this ruining it and turning his art into some Brand
This headline starts unremarkably, and ends with me seeing red. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Roy Lee Grossed $9B From Movies Like ‘Weapons’ and ‘Minecraft’ But What He Really Wants to Do Is Make ‘Calvin & Hobbes’
In a rare interview, THR’s Producer of the Year, whose 11 credits in 2025 also include ‘The Long Walk’ and ‘How to Train Your Dragon,’ explains why studios should give fewer notes and how a psychic dr...
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
calvin and hobbes never expanded outside of the comic strips specifically because bill watterson didn't want creeps like this ruining it and turning his art into some Brand
ignorance is a piss poor excuse for being an asshole, even if you are a grade A moron
December 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
ignorance is a piss poor excuse for being an asshole, even if you are a grade A moron
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This guy always plays with zero mental errors Greg
December 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
This guy always plays with zero mental errors Greg
bending over backwards to appease the broken psyche of a man with approval ratings down in the 8th circle of hell
Breaking News: Board members voted to add President Trump’s name to the Kennedy Center, but Congress must act to make it official.
Kennedy Center Board Moves to Rename It the Trump-Kennedy Center
The performing arts center is by law designated the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts, and it has been generally understood that the power to change the center’s name lies with Congress.
nyti.ms
December 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
bending over backwards to appease the broken psyche of a man with approval ratings down in the 8th circle of hell
the updates are only getting worse
From @theathletic.com: Former Michigan football coach Sherrone Moore had a “long history of domestic violence” against a female football staffer during their relationship, the woman’s lawyer alleged to police.
Sherrone Moore had ‘long history of domestic violence’ against Michigan staffer, lawyer alleges
Pittsfield Township Police provided information in sworn testimony at a complaint authorization hearing last week.
nyti.ms
December 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
the updates are only getting worse
the brewers being voted a top 5 front office in the *entirety of american men's sports* is not something i thought I'd ever see
Execs ranked them. Fans picked the winner.
OKC was crowned the top front office across the NFL, NBA, NHL and MLB 👑
OKC was crowned the top front office across the NFL, NBA, NHL and MLB 👑
December 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
the brewers being voted a top 5 front office in the *entirety of american men's sports* is not something i thought I'd ever see
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A photo of David Brooks palling around with Epstein in the latest Epstein files drop three weeks after he wrote a column chiding America for caring about the Epstein story is some serious Rafael Palmeiro shit.
December 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
A photo of David Brooks palling around with Epstein in the latest Epstein files drop three weeks after he wrote a column chiding America for caring about the Epstein story is some serious Rafael Palmeiro shit.
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
puka nacua milkshake duck'd himself when he could've just said nothing instead
December 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
puka nacua milkshake duck'd himself when he could've just said nothing instead
i don't watch award shows but this only makes me less inclined to change my mind
LOS ANGELES (AP) — The Oscars will move to YouTube in 2029, departing the film awards' longtime home of ABC.
December 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
i don't watch award shows but this only makes me less inclined to change my mind
there are fun teams and there are boring teams
The New York Knicks will not raise an NBA Cup championship banner at Madison Square Garden, sources tell ESPN. The Lakers and Bucks raised banners for NBA Cup titles over the last two years. Knicks will celebrate with home fans Friday.
December 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
there are fun teams and there are boring teams
things are ~happening~
December 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
things are ~happening~
christmas eve is a week from tomorrow, what the hell
December 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
christmas eve is a week from tomorrow, what the hell
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is she single? is she single. is she single
December 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
is she single? is she single. is she single
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despite their wealth the multimillionaire athletes are far closer to us normal people than their billionaire team owners
Although Philip Rivers made a return to pursue individual achievements, he also did something very useful for his big family in the process:
He extended his NFL-sponsored health insurance.
He extended his NFL-sponsored health insurance.
December 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
despite their wealth the multimillionaire athletes are far closer to us normal people than their billionaire team owners
pulling one out in honor of micah parsons
December 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
pulling one out in honor of micah parsons
i reprogrammed my copilot button on my work laptop to only open the settings page and then i completely forgot it existed
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
i reprogrammed my copilot button on my work laptop to only open the settings page and then i completely forgot it existed
would like to not read things anymore
December 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
would like to not read things anymore
this is, at worst, the third best star wars film but I probably have it 2nd behind empire strikes back
The Last Jedi was released 8 years ago.
I know full well that I can't post anything about this movie without it turning into a brawl, and why not? However, last time on X, I got harassed by hundreds of people just because I like this movie, but here I have the atomic block, don't forget. ☝️
I know full well that I can't post anything about this movie without it turning into a brawl, and why not? However, last time on X, I got harassed by hundreds of people just because I like this movie, but here I have the atomic block, don't forget. ☝️
Star Wars: The Last Jedi | Lightspeed Scene 4K (Holdo's Sacrifice)
YouTube video by MassiveG
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December 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
this is, at worst, the third best star wars film but I probably have it 2nd behind empire strikes back