Ben
@aceofbens.com
Mostly here to talk about the Phillies, Flyers, and whatever team I'm bandwagoning. No pronouns, do not refer to me ever.
Sent this to the group chat and was asked if this is satire lmao
Gary Bettman, talking to reporters in DC, just said he binged all six eps of Heated Rivalry. He likes it.
January 16, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Sent this to the group chat and was asked if this is satire lmao
Grocery shopping when you move out of your parents place is so hard. I did two grocery runs tonight and I still never thought to get butter
January 16, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Grocery shopping when you move out of your parents place is so hard. I did two grocery runs tonight and I still never thought to get butter
standing in the kitchen of my new apartment, staring at boxes, knowing I should do something with them or at least make myself dinner, but I'm just watching Flyers v Penguins on my phone
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
standing in the kitchen of my new apartment, staring at boxes, knowing I should do something with them or at least make myself dinner, but I'm just watching Flyers v Penguins on my phone
The bright side (for me) when Flyers games are on ESPN is there's usually a Spanish broadcast available
January 16, 2026 at 12:14 AM
The bright side (for me) when Flyers games are on ESPN is there's usually a Spanish broadcast available
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January 14, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Dear friends and internet strangers, my mom was in a horrific dog mauling a week ago, and she's a Canadian staring down an extended hospital stay for trauma treatment in US. I've thankfully been able to be in the hospital with her, but we need help gofund.me/c020a8da7
[complaining about a chronic illness symptom I've had since I was a teenager] oh my god, I'm getting so old
January 15, 2026 at 4:49 AM
[complaining about a chronic illness symptom I've had since I was a teenager] oh my god, I'm getting so old
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can anybody help with this? *points to everything*
January 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
can anybody help with this? *points to everything*
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embarrassing
January 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM
embarrassing
@ flyers, I really don't need this tonight, thanks
January 15, 2026 at 1:11 AM
@ flyers, I really don't need this tonight, thanks
Hey guys, did you know packing sucks?
January 14, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Hey guys, did you know packing sucks?
tbh I'm relieved that Ranger went to an AL team
January 14, 2026 at 7:21 PM
tbh I'm relieved that Ranger went to an AL team
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lmao imagine millions of people ecstatically cheering your firing and you’re just some guy named kevin lmao that sucks for you big dog
January 13, 2026 at 8:35 PM
lmao imagine millions of people ecstatically cheering your firing and you’re just some guy named kevin lmao that sucks for you big dog
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Every boardroom should just have a cool teen in sunglasses sitting in the corner so all the executives can turn to him after each dumb pitch to receive the most scathing and bone cutting insult possible before proceeding to understand how it's gonna be perceived by the public
My 14yo tells me kids who use ChatGPT are referred to as "third-party thinkers"
January 13, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Every boardroom should just have a cool teen in sunglasses sitting in the corner so all the executives can turn to him after each dumb pitch to receive the most scathing and bone cutting insult possible before proceeding to understand how it's gonna be perceived by the public
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ohhhhh RIP to the Steelers and their MNF win streak
January 13, 2026 at 4:10 AM
ohhhhh RIP to the Steelers and their MNF win streak
homophobes
January 13, 2026 at 2:54 AM
homophobes
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The Lightning are homophobic.
January 13, 2026 at 2:44 AM
The Lightning are homophobic.
TK leaving the game for "abuse of the officials" smh Whatever he said, they deserved it and more
January 13, 2026 at 2:30 AM
TK leaving the game for "abuse of the officials" smh Whatever he said, they deserved it and more
i'm gonna get season tickets now
Bruh you are not allowed to go to anymore Flyers games.
January 13, 2026 at 2:18 AM
i'm gonna get season tickets now
the flyers just hate me I guess
January 13, 2026 at 12:10 AM
the flyers just hate me I guess
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Pride Fest is underway!
January 12, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Pride Fest is underway!
Who's gonna be at the pride game tonight? 👀
Hockey is for everyone!
Take a look at what we have planned for our annual Pride Game tonight at @XMobileArena. #LetsGoFlyers
Take a look at what we have planned for our annual Pride Game tonight at @XMobileArena. #LetsGoFlyers
Flyers to Host Annual Pride Game | Philadelphia Flyers
Fans are invited to attend a pregame Pride Fest spotlighting six local small business.
www.nhl.com
January 12, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Who's gonna be at the pride game tonight? 👀
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not the official @mlb.com account commenting like this on heated rivalry tiktoks after letting clayton kershaw put a bible verse on his pride hat on national TV
January 12, 2026 at 4:19 PM
not the official @mlb.com account commenting like this on heated rivalry tiktoks after letting clayton kershaw put a bible verse on his pride hat on national TV
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Very Phillies of them to do this
January 12, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Very Phillies of them to do this