ouinne
@ouinne.bsky.social
I have dogs. More accurately my dogs have a human valet, if you do not want 40 million pictures of dogs this is not a feed for you.
I also like wandering around looking at trees.
I’m not here to argue, debate club clowns get blocks.
She/her
I also like wandering around looking at trees.
I’m not here to argue, debate club clowns get blocks.
She/her
If you are feeling down you should watch the greatest movie in the entire history of cinema, film will never achieve a triumph like this again.
It sounds like I’m being hyperbolic but just as when I say that peewee’s big adventure is about man’s existential search for meaning I’m 89% serious.
It sounds like I’m being hyperbolic but just as when I say that peewee’s big adventure is about man’s existential search for meaning I’m 89% serious.
November 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
If you are feeling down you should watch the greatest movie in the entire history of cinema, film will never achieve a triumph like this again.
It sounds like I’m being hyperbolic but just as when I say that peewee’s big adventure is about man’s existential search for meaning I’m 89% serious.
It sounds like I’m being hyperbolic but just as when I say that peewee’s big adventure is about man’s existential search for meaning I’m 89% serious.
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The important philosophical questions of any holiday are: did Hallmark just always exist, did it originate in outer space, if you believe in it but don't send cards can you still get into envelope
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The important philosophical questions of any holiday are: did Hallmark just always exist, did it originate in outer space, if you believe in it but don't send cards can you still get into envelope
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May I suggest user specific splits:
GOTY for masochists who want to be digitally beaten up
GOTY for the gays
GOTY for autistic history nerds
GOTY for people who want a game so big they can leave reality forever in it
GOTY for dudes who just wanna sit on a horse and watch a sunset with a beer
GOTY for masochists who want to be digitally beaten up
GOTY for the gays
GOTY for autistic history nerds
GOTY for people who want a game so big they can leave reality forever in it
GOTY for dudes who just wanna sit on a horse and watch a sunset with a beer
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
May I suggest user specific splits:
GOTY for masochists who want to be digitally beaten up
GOTY for the gays
GOTY for autistic history nerds
GOTY for people who want a game so big they can leave reality forever in it
GOTY for dudes who just wanna sit on a horse and watch a sunset with a beer
GOTY for masochists who want to be digitally beaten up
GOTY for the gays
GOTY for autistic history nerds
GOTY for people who want a game so big they can leave reality forever in it
GOTY for dudes who just wanna sit on a horse and watch a sunset with a beer
EVE ONLINE ENTERS TEH CHAT
Only if they tm have a third category for "Game that is basically a spreadsheet with graphics."
November 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
EVE ONLINE ENTERS TEH CHAT
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"tale of the mournful man-exploder 3" sweeps
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
"tale of the mournful man-exploder 3" sweeps
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To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
The picture is from an ai slop poster. There’s the Australian flag and a kangaroo with multiple horizontal belly folds. The kangaroo is looking out at the viewer both cynical & smug, as if it were telling the dev who did it ‘don’t worry, guy, no one looks at art in public spaces. it’ll be fine.’
does Australia do the eagle-shedding-tear thing but with kangaroos? because…
November 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The picture is from an ai slop poster. There’s the Australian flag and a kangaroo with multiple horizontal belly folds. The kangaroo is looking out at the viewer both cynical & smug, as if it were telling the dev who did it ‘don’t worry, guy, no one looks at art in public spaces. it’ll be fine.’
Oh golly I knew looking up ‘how to help a grieving dog’ would hurt a lot but I’m always surprised by how much worse things are than you expect.
November 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Oh golly I knew looking up ‘how to help a grieving dog’ would hurt a lot but I’m always surprised by how much worse things are than you expect.
Using my SAD lamp for the Chloe, digs prolly get SAD too.
November 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Using my SAD lamp for the Chloe, digs prolly get SAD too.
If you have a set screw on your tool that is a very weird tiny size if you don’t provide one in the box with the tool you’re an asshole.
November 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
If you have a set screw on your tool that is a very weird tiny size if you don’t provide one in the box with the tool you’re an asshole.
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do you need an amphora? 🏺
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
do you need an amphora? 🏺
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also special shoutout to every liberal pundit who decided that in order to be cool and hip to the youths they were going to start saying slurs again
miserable worm behavior
miserable worm behavior
November 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
also special shoutout to every liberal pundit who decided that in order to be cool and hip to the youths they were going to start saying slurs again
miserable worm behavior
miserable worm behavior
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Cougar
Atlantic bottlenose dolphin
White-tailed deer
Barred owl
Eastern copperhead
I only included ones I was close enough to touch, which in that first case was an achieve I was v lucky not to unlock.
Cougar
Atlantic bottlenose dolphin
White-tailed deer
Barred owl
Eastern copperhead
I only included ones I was close enough to touch, which in that first case was an achieve I was v lucky not to unlock.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Orca whales
Sea otters
Both bald & golden eagles
Both red & grey foxes
Porcupine, singular
Honorable mention: more whitetail deer than you can shake a stick at
Orca whales
Sea otters
Both bald & golden eagles
Both red & grey foxes
Porcupine, singular
Honorable mention: more whitetail deer than you can shake a stick at
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Collared lizards.
Mountain king snakes
Gila monsters
Humpback whales
Chickens.
You think that last one is a joke until you’ve visited Kaua’i. So many wild chickens.
Collared lizards.
Mountain king snakes
Gila monsters
Humpback whales
Chickens.
You think that last one is a joke until you’ve visited Kaua’i. So many wild chickens.
November 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Cougar
Atlantic bottlenose dolphin
White-tailed deer
Barred owl
Eastern copperhead
I only included ones I was close enough to touch, which in that first case was an achieve I was v lucky not to unlock.
Cougar
Atlantic bottlenose dolphin
White-tailed deer
Barred owl
Eastern copperhead
I only included ones I was close enough to touch, which in that first case was an achieve I was v lucky not to unlock.
Big boy rolling down the street without a care again.
November 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Big boy rolling down the street without a care again.
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i have GAINED CONSCIOUSNESS
there is STILL A SALE GOING ON
you should go BUY SOME STUFF
http://TheVagabondTa...
I am going to go EAT BREAKFAST & then PACK SOME ORDERS
there is STILL A SALE GOING ON
you should go BUY SOME STUFF
http://TheVagabondTa...
I am going to go EAT BREAKFAST & then PACK SOME ORDERS
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November 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
i have GAINED CONSCIOUSNESS
there is STILL A SALE GOING ON
you should go BUY SOME STUFF
http://TheVagabondTa...
I am going to go EAT BREAKFAST & then PACK SOME ORDERS
there is STILL A SALE GOING ON
you should go BUY SOME STUFF
http://TheVagabondTa...
I am going to go EAT BREAKFAST & then PACK SOME ORDERS
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i can’t blame dogs, if it was socially acceptable for me to stand on my back deck and do a little screaming now and again i would
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
i can’t blame dogs, if it was socially acceptable for me to stand on my back deck and do a little screaming now and again i would
Until I knew about the auto drive feature I never understood why Tesla drivers were dramatically worse than any other brand on the road.
Working 36 hours straight on Thanksgiving so Grok says Elon is in better shape than LeBron
November 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Until I knew about the auto drive feature I never understood why Tesla drivers were dramatically worse than any other brand on the road.
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I don't recall where I found this, but I'd say this looks about right.
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I don't recall where I found this, but I'd say this looks about right.
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I think he might be asleep 🐢🤔😴
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I think he might be asleep 🐢🤔😴
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four ordinary pallbearers and one super sized one
I cannot think of a situation that requires Five Guys. Five guys is too many guys
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
four ordinary pallbearers and one super sized one
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Needle felting is so fun and silly. Great way to make a little Object.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Needle felting is so fun and silly. Great way to make a little Object.
“You see, me & the boys get a whole lot of pleasure out of educatin’ anyone who so much as looks at us funny. Big Earl here’s got a masters in sociology from Vanderbilt, & nothin’ makes Big Earl madder’n generational cycles of systemic violence.”
In these terrible times, imagine a better world.
In these terrible times, imagine a better world.
As I said to Onion members:
"We’re an independent company, we don’t use AI to write headlines and make art, and we’re one of roughly three publications who are up for the fight. Unlike other places, The Onion is quadrupling down on being a pain in the ass, politically."
So help out! Grab a paper.
"We’re an independent company, we don’t use AI to write headlines and make art, and we’re one of roughly three publications who are up for the fight. Unlike other places, The Onion is quadrupling down on being a pain in the ass, politically."
So help out! Grab a paper.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
membership.theonion.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
“You see, me & the boys get a whole lot of pleasure out of educatin’ anyone who so much as looks at us funny. Big Earl here’s got a masters in sociology from Vanderbilt, & nothin’ makes Big Earl madder’n generational cycles of systemic violence.”
In these terrible times, imagine a better world.
In these terrible times, imagine a better world.
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Ah yes, Black Friday. The day I discover every company who I was unaware had my email address and block them with extreme prejudice.
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Ah yes, Black Friday. The day I discover every company who I was unaware had my email address and block them with extreme prejudice.
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
Watching the fourth season of true detective and my takeaway at this point is that Jodie Foster is so very tiny.
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Watching the fourth season of true detective and my takeaway at this point is that Jodie Foster is so very tiny.