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I have dogs. More accurately my dogs have a human valet, if you do not want 40 million pictures of dogs this is not a feed for you.
I also like wandering around looking at trees.
I’m not here to argue, debate club clowns get blocks.
She/her
HOW IS IT JUST SEVEN PM IT’S DARK AS HECK
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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If top marginal tax rates had stayed in the 90+ zone absolutely none of this would have happened
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Golly this is amazing whomst could have foreseen

plz do not waste any sympathy on this FAFO scab
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Wild beast!!
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Y’all that cybertruck is ai, look at the tallow guy lines, the extra light reflections with no original lights, the SORT OF TRANSFORMER AT GROUND LEVEL.
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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slepp
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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these big boys make it their sole job in life to make sure you're doin' alright BUT a lot end up in shelters because they're a lot of work and their guardian traits aren't always a good fit for their families. do your research and be sure they're right for you bc each one deserves the BEST life
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Omg I just used the chirp table I bought with the last of my HSA and I could not stand up afterwards because my whole body is so relaxed.
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Oh god I just got to the leverage the office episode and I am SCREAMING.
Eliot’s rage over his sammich being called forgettable. 😂
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Perfectly executed manoeuvre. 🙌🐢

(Featuring rare human voice)
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Sir, I am going to drink a small bit of coffee and then we will go on your walk. Sir, sir…
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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If you’ve been following along with our thirty-day training plan, you should be consuming an entire roast turkey and ten cups of stuffing today in preparation for the Big Meal
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Beanie and his bread loaf
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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I'd pay top dollar to see him have to sharpie a drawing of a clock into existence on live TV.
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Maybe this is just me but if I had to periodically take a test where they showed me a picture of a giraffe and I had to say "that's a giraffe," I think I'd probably keep that to myself
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Please stop hurling insults at our crocodiles. Sometimes their tears are real.
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Tongue out Tuesday
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Chloe likes watching tv. I know she can’t possibly make any sense of out it, but she loves to watch car chases lol

Maybe I should start watching f1 and see if she enjoys it.
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
May you be as max relax as a Chloe
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Also I recently watched an amazing video about the dishwasher but the summary was to run your tap until its hot before you start it. It makes a HUGE difference
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I’ve started becoming one of those people who uses the dishwasher. 😔
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
My house is just far enough down the dead end road that people realize at that point the sign’s not a lie and they turn around in my driveway and it makes me much madder than it should.
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
If I got into as many problems as the leverage people I’d constantly carry zip ties so the bad people couldn’t wake up and chase me.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM