herbie
@squorch.com
Fully loaded. “Noted scandal of a Southern family." Former USN helo pilot. Tech type. Partner to @maddiesaywhat.bsky.social, dad. TINLA. IANAD. LAS, but really HND. He/him.
I am going to lose my entire shit on how poorly this org has been run for what looks like _years_
November 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I am going to lose my entire shit on how poorly this org has been run for what looks like _years_
stylistic tics I am over:
edge of X / X's edge
edge of X / X's edge
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
stylistic tics I am over:
edge of X / X's edge
edge of X / X's edge
ban private firearm ownership, disarm cops.
I don't care about edge cases
I don't care about edge cases
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
ban private firearm ownership, disarm cops.
I don't care about edge cases
I don't care about edge cases
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Just three notable Atlanta Braves fans waiting to see who's acquired for shortstop.
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Just three notable Atlanta Braves fans waiting to see who's acquired for shortstop.
very much a use it or lose it sitch
For my millennials when’s the last time you ran at full speed?
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
very much a use it or lose it sitch
If you like people & FPSs, you’ll like arc raiders
That is all, carry on
That is all, carry on
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If you like people & FPSs, you’ll like arc raiders
That is all, carry on
That is all, carry on
lmao of course he's a pike
November 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
lmao of course he's a pike
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Seeing a lot of bad takes here so just a reminder that you "deserving a treat" doesn't negate the harm you do by crossing a picket line. Your Starbucks order is not more important than that horrible, unethical company paying its workers a fair wage and giving them the benefits they deserve.
November 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Seeing a lot of bad takes here so just a reminder that you "deserving a treat" doesn't negate the harm you do by crossing a picket line. Your Starbucks order is not more important than that horrible, unethical company paying its workers a fair wage and giving them the benefits they deserve.
yes it's pedocons
and their perverse thoughts on power
and their perverse thoughts on power
November 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
yes it's pedocons
and their perverse thoughts on power
and their perverse thoughts on power
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Pedocon theory
November 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Pedocon theory
wait wait that mf is still in the hospital?
... for ✌️observation✌️
... for ✌️observation✌️
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
wait wait that mf is still in the hospital?
... for ✌️observation✌️
... for ✌️observation✌️
men, this is a skill you have to practice
you should start now
you should start now
Like, in all seriousness, if I’m having beers with the boys and one of them says this shit… I’m never speaking to that person again in my life, making sure my wife and daughters know to avoid them forever, and probably warning mutual acquaintances who have daughters. This is unbelievably horrible.
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
men, this is a skill you have to practice
you should start now
you should start now
RFC on at-proto update enabling post editing
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
RFC on at-proto update enabling post editing
really selling me on physical media here bob
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users
(via THR)
(via THR)
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
really selling me on physical media here bob
numbers , not good for many things
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
numbers , not good for many things
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Me and parabol/parabola
I'm NOT a Cocomelon parent. get your ass in the car. it's time to listen to Transatlanticism
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Me and parabol/parabola
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also:
our sister publication, NIL-Wire, wrote its most important story yet.
a sit down with Boise State's Goth Volleyball Player
www.nil-wire.com/p/nora-hayd-...
our sister publication, NIL-Wire, wrote its most important story yet.
a sit down with Boise State's Goth Volleyball Player
www.nil-wire.com/p/nora-hayd-...
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
also:
our sister publication, NIL-Wire, wrote its most important story yet.
a sit down with Boise State's Goth Volleyball Player
www.nil-wire.com/p/nora-hayd-...
our sister publication, NIL-Wire, wrote its most important story yet.
a sit down with Boise State's Goth Volleyball Player
www.nil-wire.com/p/nora-hayd-...
why yes the destiny soundtrack is great for rearchitecting entire swaths of the business, why do you ask
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
why yes the destiny soundtrack is great for rearchitecting entire swaths of the business, why do you ask
veteran my entire ass
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
veteran my entire ass
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do not repeat this insight
do not repeat this insight
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
do not repeat this insight
do not repeat this insight
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
do not repeat this insight
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Still just absolutely blows me away that we taught a generation of kids *coping strategies for functional illiteracy* rather than actual reading skills
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Still just absolutely blows me away that we taught a generation of kids *coping strategies for functional illiteracy* rather than actual reading skills