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herbie
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Fully loaded. “Noted scandal of a Southern family." Former USN helo pilot. Tech type. Partner to @maddiesaywhat.bsky.social, dad. TINLA. IANAD. LAS, but really HND. He/him.
I hate workouts that have a ”must finish by“ time, like a time of day

Just HATE em
November 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Future failed senate candidate here
Oklahoma players try to take a picture on the logo at BDS. Alabama staffer is not happy
November 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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I stopped watching and we won

You’re welcome
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
tech football

character-building, soul-destroying
It was not good for the soul. I flipped to it at the start of the 4th and was pulling about 7 Gs in my seat.
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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always knew we had it, never doubted them for a second, go Jackets, i'm gonna go puke now
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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people who hate puns are allergic to joy
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Timeline in sync
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I have told y’all time and time again… cavorting with people from Arkansas will ruin your life!!!!!
November 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Current status: rocking out with cini to Cherry Pie and teaching her the “swing it!” chant
November 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Oh hell yeah.

Going Away to College works super well for this, great cover
Bless the editors at NPR Music for starting this week's show with a review of a full album-length sad girl acoustic cover of Blink-182's Enema of the State
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
4GW and the flexbone
This made me think about Mike Leach's Insurgent Warfare & Football Strategy Course he co-taught at Washington State.
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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The “just like me fr” conference
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
happy friday y'all. hope your afternoon/evening is great.

sidebar it is dark as FUCK in Vegas right now
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
November 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I am going to lose my entire shit on how poorly this org has been run for what looks like _years_
November 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
stylistic tics I am over:

edge of X / X's edge
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
ban private firearm ownership, disarm cops.

I don't care about edge cases
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Just three notable Atlanta Braves fans waiting to see who's acquired for shortstop.
What a picture (via Big Boi)
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
very much a use it or lose it sitch
For my millennials when’s the last time you ran at full speed?
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
If you like people & FPSs, you’ll like arc raiders

That is all, carry on
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
lmao of course he's a pike
This guy! Born in 1988!! He's a year older than Taylor Swift!
November 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Seeing a lot of bad takes here so just a reminder that you "deserving a treat" doesn't negate the harm you do by crossing a picket line. Your Starbucks order is not more important than that horrible, unethical company paying its workers a fair wage and giving them the benefits they deserve.
November 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
yes it's pedocons

and their perverse thoughts on power
November 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM