A new a year, A new a Santini!
@santini.ohnodisaster.net
Usually 4 hours late because AK. Yes, it’s dark/not dark and cold/pleasantly mild
Wasted my youth in the Marines. Married to @rmaconthetarmac.bsky.social
Wasted my youth in the Marines. Married to @rmaconthetarmac.bsky.social
Pinned
Reposted by A new a year, A new a Santini!
invent a time machine and cut off stephen miller’s father’s dick
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 AM
invent a time machine and cut off stephen miller’s father’s dick
I see no mention of butter on the bread first so this is all wrong.
I just found out that my spouse makes a PB&J sandwich using the same knife for both toppings, instead of one knife for each separate container.
We've been married for over 16 years. I cannot believe I just discovered this NOW.
Is it 1 knife or 2 when making PB&J? Chime in!
We've been married for over 16 years. I cannot believe I just discovered this NOW.
Is it 1 knife or 2 when making PB&J? Chime in!
January 30, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I see no mention of butter on the bread first so this is all wrong.
Reposted by A new a year, A new a Santini!
BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 3:21 PM
BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
Whole lotta words to say “not giving you an edit button”
After a whirlwind 2025, we took a pause to reflect on what 2026 might bring, and how Bluesky can help build the sort of future we all want to see online. Check out a few of our predictions, and let us know if you agree: bsky.social/about/blog/0...
Bluesky in 2026: Predictions - Bluesky
As we head into 2026, we wanted to share a few predictions about what we think people will do online this year, with a taste of how we're building Bluesky to meet them there.
bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Whole lotta words to say “not giving you an edit button”
QUARANTINE
January 30, 2026 at 3:54 AM
QUARANTINE
Hey Aqualung
Wearing a cross outside the mustard suit brings the ensemble all together.
January 30, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Hey Aqualung
There was a mighty duel!
It ranged all over. They were both masters.
It ranged all over. They were both masters.
January 30, 2026 at 3:45 AM
There was a mighty duel!
It ranged all over. They were both masters.
It ranged all over. They were both masters.
This is the snow blower we all need
January 29, 2026 at 11:59 PM
This is the snow blower we all need
So many saw noises. Plumbers with saws…
The Great Water Heater Install and Plumbing Correction of 2026 is underway…how’s everyone else’s Thursday going?
💰 🪽
💰 🪽
January 29, 2026 at 7:26 PM
So many saw noises. Plumbers with saws…
5 jobs I’ve had:
Purveyor of square burgers
Sears hardware salesman
Line cook
Marine
Program Manager
Purveyor of square burgers
Sears hardware salesman
Line cook
Marine
Program Manager
5 jobs I’ve had:
Project manager
Manager project engineering
Cost estimator
Assistant project manager
Engineer
Project manager
Manager project engineering
Cost estimator
Assistant project manager
Engineer
5 jobs I've had
Customer Service Associate
Mortgage Form Designer
Substitute Teacher
U.S. History Teacher
AP U.S. History Teacher
Customer Service Associate
Mortgage Form Designer
Substitute Teacher
U.S. History Teacher
AP U.S. History Teacher
January 29, 2026 at 6:57 PM
5 jobs I’ve had:
Purveyor of square burgers
Sears hardware salesman
Line cook
Marine
Program Manager
Purveyor of square burgers
Sears hardware salesman
Line cook
Marine
Program Manager
Reposted by A new a year, A new a Santini!
I'm shocked that Landry is getting in ICE's ass like th....*touches earpiece*....
Gov. Landry: "I like to ask Democrats if they like their communities to be dangerous or safe. Do they want their children to be able to walk to school or do they want to worry if they send them on the sidewalks, that unfortunate violent things are going to happen to them?"
January 29, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I'm shocked that Landry is getting in ICE's ass like th....*touches earpiece*....
Reposted by A new a year, A new a Santini!
Operation Enduring Diversion.
January 29, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Operation Enduring Diversion.
The Great Water Heater Install and Plumbing Correction of 2026 is underway…how’s everyone else’s Thursday going?
💰 🪽
💰 🪽
January 29, 2026 at 6:27 PM
The Great Water Heater Install and Plumbing Correction of 2026 is underway…how’s everyone else’s Thursday going?
💰 🪽
💰 🪽
Lemony Snicket: Investigation in this case meaning to review, document, and improve. For use later in other, more advantageous locations. At no point will this person pretending to be an honorable senator use his position for a greater good.
Alaska Sen. Dan Sullivan is calling for a full investigation into federal immigration tactics in Minneapolis after a recent fatal shooting. See what his statement demands ➡️ https://tinyurl.com/yc2e6z8w
January 29, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Lemony Snicket: Investigation in this case meaning to review, document, and improve. For use later in other, more advantageous locations. At no point will this person pretending to be an honorable senator use his position for a greater good.
Alright alright…
Gonna be in Atlanta for work on Feb 10th and 11th. Probably have a Work Dinner™ on the 11th but the 10th is open for drank or dinner and dranks
Gonna be in Atlanta for work on Feb 10th and 11th. Probably have a Work Dinner™ on the 11th but the 10th is open for drank or dinner and dranks
January 28, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Alright alright…
Gonna be in Atlanta for work on Feb 10th and 11th. Probably have a Work Dinner™ on the 11th but the 10th is open for drank or dinner and dranks
Gonna be in Atlanta for work on Feb 10th and 11th. Probably have a Work Dinner™ on the 11th but the 10th is open for drank or dinner and dranks
Going into Wednesday like
January 28, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Going into Wednesday like
Insurance people: *internal screaming loud enough to be heard externally*
![4-panel comic. (1) [Person 1 approaches Person 2 (with ponytail), sitting at desk with a laptop.] PERSON 1: Do you have an extension cord with prongs at both ends? Can I borrow it? PERSON 2: *NO!!!* (2) [Person 2 throwing up her hands.] PERSON 2: No one should *EVER* buy or make those! They start fires, destroy equipment, and risk electrocuting you or grid workers! PERSON 1: OK, OK, I get it. (3) PERSON 1: Can I just borrow a regular cord, then? PERSON 2: Sure. Here. [Person 2 hands cord to Person 1.] PERSON 1: The prongs aren’t important. I just thought they’d help anchor it to the wall. PERSON 2: Wait, what are you– (4) PERSON 1: I need it to help hold up the top half of the reflector for this plutonium core that I’m– PERSON 2: *AAAAAAAA!!!!* [Person 2 screams with hands on head as Person 1 walks away.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreifslzj3zmkjcapx7x23ybx3nc4jlw3u3rjbfdljzesnxpwfwv3hia@jpeg)
January 28, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Insurance people: *internal screaming loud enough to be heard externally*
Probably didn’t make the cut but this is the best outcome of a homemade sled run. After the track packed in, it got faaasssst. The car question was relevant because the road is about six feet below that berm that wasn’t a problem initially….
January 28, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Probably didn’t make the cut but this is the best outcome of a homemade sled run. After the track packed in, it got faaasssst. The car question was relevant because the road is about six feet below that berm that wasn’t a problem initially….
You who else lived in his own world, looked like a melting white guy, wore one glove, and sexualized children….
Look at this stupid fucker with ONE GLOVE ON.
We know why, dumbass!
We know why, dumbass!
January 27, 2026 at 9:29 PM
You who else lived in his own world, looked like a melting white guy, wore one glove, and sexualized children….
Run the ball
Get the points
Throw up a Q
Repeat
Get the points
Throw up a Q
Repeat
January 27, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Run the ball
Get the points
Throw up a Q
Repeat
Get the points
Throw up a Q
Repeat
Jerky time
January 27, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Jerky time
Ever had one of those days where the afternoon coffee needed to be an Irish Coffee?
January 27, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Ever had one of those days where the afternoon coffee needed to be an Irish Coffee?
Reposted by A new a year, A new a Santini!
HEY @altnps.bsky.social IS A SHAMELESS GRIFTER
January 25, 2026 at 5:08 AM
HEY @altnps.bsky.social IS A SHAMELESS GRIFTER
Nobody told me about “Sewer Divers” and NGL, I’m kind of hurt
January 24, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Nobody told me about “Sewer Divers” and NGL, I’m kind of hurt
Just found my chocolate orange with poprocks…it’s like getting a gift all over again
January 24, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Just found my chocolate orange with poprocks…it’s like getting a gift all over again