The Great Santa-ini
@santini.ohnodisaster.net
Usually 4 hours late because AK. Yes, it’s dark/not dark and cold/pleasantly mild
Wasted my youth in the Marines. Married to @rmaconthetarmac.bsky.social
Wasted my youth in the Marines. Married to @rmaconthetarmac.bsky.social
Pinned
Get you an airline that loves last minute gate changes to different terminals like Alaska Airlines loves them.
The plane is bouncing around AT THE GATE presumably from the *checks winds* 33 gust 42
HOLE EEEE FURK.
Gonna be sporty but I bet ten bucks some person who uses every seat back as a hand rail will be up and moving to claim prima nocte on the head before altimeter reset.
HOLE EEEE FURK.
Gonna be sporty but I bet ten bucks some person who uses every seat back as a hand rail will be up and moving to claim prima nocte on the head before altimeter reset.
Hey @specter177.bsky.social 33G52 seems bad. Is this bad? It feels bad.
December 15, 2025 at 11:50 AM
The plane is bouncing around AT THE GATE presumably from the *checks winds* 33 gust 42
HOLE EEEE FURK.
Gonna be sporty but I bet ten bucks some person who uses every seat back as a hand rail will be up and moving to claim prima nocte on the head before altimeter reset.
HOLE EEEE FURK.
Gonna be sporty but I bet ten bucks some person who uses every seat back as a hand rail will be up and moving to claim prima nocte on the head before altimeter reset.
We are a global embarrassment. -Killing kids in school is acceptable.
-Political assassination is fine
-Gun lobby means more to your reps and senators than human life.
We should be a pariah state like Russia.
-Political assassination is fine
-Gun lobby means more to your reps and senators than human life.
We should be a pariah state like Russia.
December 15, 2025 at 11:39 AM
We are a global embarrassment. -Killing kids in school is acceptable.
-Political assassination is fine
-Gun lobby means more to your reps and senators than human life.
We should be a pariah state like Russia.
-Political assassination is fine
-Gun lobby means more to your reps and senators than human life.
We should be a pariah state like Russia.
Fell asleep on the plane at boarding but woke up when Baker Street hit.
It’s undefeated. I will allow arguments but be prepared for failure
It’s undefeated. I will allow arguments but be prepared for failure
December 15, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Fell asleep on the plane at boarding but woke up when Baker Street hit.
It’s undefeated. I will allow arguments but be prepared for failure
It’s undefeated. I will allow arguments but be prepared for failure
It’s a short story at best.
Dude with an 11 on the ASVAB, a shiny MP helmet, and a Tommy Gun and a grandiose sense of self staring at a conga line of T-54s.
Dude with an 11 on the ASVAB, a shiny MP helmet, and a Tommy Gun and a grandiose sense of self staring at a conga line of T-54s.
December 15, 2025 at 9:43 AM
It’s a short story at best.
Dude with an 11 on the ASVAB, a shiny MP helmet, and a Tommy Gun and a grandiose sense of self staring at a conga line of T-54s.
Dude with an 11 on the ASVAB, a shiny MP helmet, and a Tommy Gun and a grandiose sense of self staring at a conga line of T-54s.
It’s free
Fly your friends, a friend and a person you hate. Two people you hate but who hate each other…
Fly your friends, a friend and a person you hate. Two people you hate but who hate each other…
December 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
It’s free
Fly your friends, a friend and a person you hate. Two people you hate but who hate each other…
Fly your friends, a friend and a person you hate. Two people you hate but who hate each other…
This is a modern version of the Gary Larson “How Nature Says Do Not Touch” cartoon, isn’t it.
December 15, 2025 at 9:07 AM
This is a modern version of the Gary Larson “How Nature Says Do Not Touch” cartoon, isn’t it.
PREACH
I woke up sore because I’m dumb at sleeping. I can’t even do the thing that quite literally requires zero concentration or waking consciousness to do correctly.
I woke up sore because I’m dumb at sleeping. I can’t even do the thing that quite literally requires zero concentration or waking consciousness to do correctly.
December 15, 2025 at 8:46 AM
PREACH
I woke up sore because I’m dumb at sleeping. I can’t even do the thing that quite literally requires zero concentration or waking consciousness to do correctly.
I woke up sore because I’m dumb at sleeping. I can’t even do the thing that quite literally requires zero concentration or waking consciousness to do correctly.
Hey @specter177.bsky.social 33G52 seems bad. Is this bad? It feels bad.
December 15, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Hey @specter177.bsky.social 33G52 seems bad. Is this bad? It feels bad.
This llama is like “why the fuck is this dude so hungover”
And to that llama I said, Listen,,,
And to that llama I said, Listen,,,
December 15, 2025 at 8:28 AM
This llama is like “why the fuck is this dude so hungover”
And to that llama I said, Listen,,,
And to that llama I said, Listen,,,
Walked in to the airport for my trip to Syracuse and there were 100+ people waiting to check bags. Noped out, tossed a big tooth paste and hit security.
Per the Lounge staff, power outages today, cancelled flights from winds all day yesterday and oh THE LUGGAGE BELT ISN’T WORKING are the reason.
Per the Lounge staff, power outages today, cancelled flights from winds all day yesterday and oh THE LUGGAGE BELT ISN’T WORKING are the reason.
December 15, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Walked in to the airport for my trip to Syracuse and there were 100+ people waiting to check bags. Noped out, tossed a big tooth paste and hit security.
Per the Lounge staff, power outages today, cancelled flights from winds all day yesterday and oh THE LUGGAGE BELT ISN’T WORKING are the reason.
Per the Lounge staff, power outages today, cancelled flights from winds all day yesterday and oh THE LUGGAGE BELT ISN’T WORKING are the reason.
Everyday is one more step…fuck.
December 15, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Everyday is one more step…fuck.
Delta flying mutual peeps.
I have a companion cert I cannot use before it expires at the end of the month
I have a companion cert I cannot use before it expires at the end of the month
December 15, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Delta flying mutual peeps.
I have a companion cert I cannot use before it expires at the end of the month
I have a companion cert I cannot use before it expires at the end of the month
Reposted by The Great Santa-ini
No one has taken me up on The Ham yet???
Mutuals: I have a $150 honey baked ham gift card that I do not need.
Everything is expensive and I know some of y’all would rather spend that holiday ham money on idk, your kids. Or bills.
So what I’m saying let me buy two of you a ham.
No need to comment; DM me and we will work out details!
Everything is expensive and I know some of y’all would rather spend that holiday ham money on idk, your kids. Or bills.
So what I’m saying let me buy two of you a ham.
No need to comment; DM me and we will work out details!
December 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
No one has taken me up on The Ham yet???
I love this idea. Random pics that make me happy…
December 15, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I love this idea. Random pics that make me happy…
If Santa is always watching, knows if you’ve been bad, and levies penalties…
Does ACAB include Santa?
Does ACAB include Santa?
December 14, 2025 at 9:22 AM
If Santa is always watching, knows if you’ve been bad, and levies penalties…
Does ACAB include Santa?
Does ACAB include Santa?
Pavia is by far the best athlete in the field of contenders but Mendoza winning the D. O’B kind of telegraphed the results. Still well deserved!
December 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Pavia is by far the best athlete in the field of contenders but Mendoza winning the D. O’B kind of telegraphed the results. Still well deserved!
Wow! I’ll take two please
December 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Wow! I’ll take two please
Not looking great this season, ngl
December 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Not looking great this season, ngl
I think it was Dolly
December 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I think it was Dolly
I believe so.
December 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I believe so.
That’s a bummer! We had one visit during a conference there last year.
December 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
That’s a bummer! We had one visit during a conference there last year.