Me:Santini::Tofurky:Turkey
@santini.ohnodisaster.net
Usually 4 hours late because AK. Yes, it’s dark/not dark and cold/pleasantly mild
Wasted my youth in the Marines. Married to @rmaconthetarmac.bsky.social
Wasted my youth in the Marines. Married to @rmaconthetarmac.bsky.social
Pinned
Get you an airline that loves last minute gate changes to different terminals like Alaska Airlines loves them.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Hey @liegelys.bsky.social
Post the pics!
Post the pics!
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Hey @liegelys.bsky.social
Post the pics!
Post the pics!
I need to remember to pdf the pages I want to keep. These guys are 20 years old…
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I need to remember to pdf the pages I want to keep. These guys are 20 years old…
@stevengodfrey.bsky.social I almost died at the gym listening to the Single Wing. The description of the new dog had me cackling, any pics?
November 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
@stevengodfrey.bsky.social I almost died at the gym listening to the Single Wing. The description of the new dog had me cackling, any pics?
Imagine a world with pressure cookers
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Imagine a world with pressure cookers
The best part about this season is we didn’t go 2-10
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
The best part about this season is we didn’t go 2-10
…stares in public school.
So much wasted opportunity these fucking private schools kids waste
So much wasted opportunity these fucking private schools kids waste
Final tally for Rice's free-beer-for-students promotion at tonight's game with North Texas!
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
…stares in public school.
So much wasted opportunity these fucking private schools kids waste
So much wasted opportunity these fucking private schools kids waste
Peep this loser-ass level of hate...We lost by way less than half of this. smdh....
Let me be clear: I hope you beat Florida by 11 touchdowns.
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Peep this loser-ass level of hate...We lost by way less than half of this. smdh....
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If you live in an apartment or stay in hotels often, allow me to give you some free advice: SHUT THE FUCK UP in the hallway. Nobody wants to hear your conversation.
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
If you live in an apartment or stay in hotels often, allow me to give you some free advice: SHUT THE FUCK UP in the hallway. Nobody wants to hear your conversation.
Physics: Energy can neither be created nor destroyed
Pitt: you talk pretty
Pitt: you talk pretty
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Physics: Energy can neither be created nor destroyed
Pitt: you talk pretty
Pitt: you talk pretty
It’s 31-0 at the half. That’s bad but could be worse. We can still score. Could have been 31-0 at the end of 4 like in 1994 in Knoxville, Go Gators.
Getting shut out at home brought out some DARK shit from the fans there, almost didn’t make to the car. By third qtr we got really quiet on purpose.
Getting shut out at home brought out some DARK shit from the fans there, almost didn’t make to the car. By third qtr we got really quiet on purpose.
car.by
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
It’s 31-0 at the half. That’s bad but could be worse. We can still score. Could have been 31-0 at the end of 4 like in 1994 in Knoxville, Go Gators.
Getting shut out at home brought out some DARK shit from the fans there, almost didn’t make to the car. By third qtr we got really quiet on purpose.
Getting shut out at home brought out some DARK shit from the fans there, almost didn’t make to the car. By third qtr we got really quiet on purpose.
They may have to decontaminate South Bend after that ass beating. That was nuclear
November 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
They may have to decontaminate South Bend after that ass beating. That was nuclear
Can somebody unplug Syracuse and plug them back in?
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Can somebody unplug Syracuse and plug them back in?
Ends with a pick.
a man in a black turtleneck stands in front of a window with perfection written on the bottom right
ALT: a man in a black turtleneck stands in front of a window with perfection written on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Ends with a pick.
The NC State logo has a weird centering choice on the 50
It’s a face. Yes it’s centered between the 45s but it doesn’t bisect the face correctly
It’s a face. Yes it’s centered between the 45s but it doesn’t bisect the face correctly
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
The NC State logo has a weird centering choice on the 50
It’s a face. Yes it’s centered between the 45s but it doesn’t bisect the face correctly
It’s a face. Yes it’s centered between the 45s but it doesn’t bisect the face correctly
OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO DIE
BUT TOTALLY WORTH IT
BUT TOTALLY WORTH IT
Does Schadenfreude cause type-2 because ITS SO SWEET. OH MY GOD I CANT STOP
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO DIE
BUT TOTALLY WORTH IT
BUT TOTALLY WORTH IT
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Hey, everyone, consider getting your turkey into the fridge to start thawing.
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Hey, everyone, consider getting your turkey into the fridge to start thawing.
Hello police, I’d like to report a murder.
November 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Hello police, I’d like to report a murder.
gm uh, everyone I guess?
From the funny community on Reddit: “ You’ve hardly touched your hotdickles.”
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November 21, 2025 at 8:45 AM
gm uh, everyone I guess?
ThanksKilling (2008) ⭐ 4.2 | Comedy, Horror, Thriller
1h 10m | Not Rated
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November 21, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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I just saw a post on IG that said the McRib is the boy version of the pumpkin spice latte.
November 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I just saw a post on IG that said the McRib is the boy version of the pumpkin spice latte.
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Meanwhile, on the coast of Scotland, there is a lone Scot on the beach shaking his fist and screaming out to sea at a Russian Sub:
“Com’a here and fight me like me like men, boys.”
“Com’a here and fight me like me like men, boys.”
November 20, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Meanwhile, on the coast of Scotland, there is a lone Scot on the beach shaking his fist and screaming out to sea at a Russian Sub:
“Com’a here and fight me like me like men, boys.”
“Com’a here and fight me like me like men, boys.”
Soup. Mmmm Mmm Mmmmm Mmmm good.
November 20, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Soup. Mmmm Mmm Mmmmm Mmmm good.