Wahkstradamus
@wahkstradamus.bsky.social
New York Born| Boston Raised| Lakers Fan| Kidney Warrior| Leo| Student of Life
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This new Dave Chappelle stand up got me crying 😂
December 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This new Dave Chappelle stand up got me crying 😂
My nephew is about to be so mad at me all his sisters presents came but his won’t be here til after Xmas.
December 20, 2025 at 12:05 PM
My nephew is about to be so mad at me all his sisters presents came but his won’t be here til after Xmas.
Nothing annoys me more than when I buy multiple items from the store and they go. “Do you want a bag” like come on be so fr.
December 20, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Nothing annoys me more than when I buy multiple items from the store and they go. “Do you want a bag” like come on be so fr.
I be high thinking shit like “I wonder if a wax figure can open a phone with Face ID”
December 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I be high thinking shit like “I wonder if a wax figure can open a phone with Face ID”
When wind meets got me in a chokehold.
December 18, 2025 at 11:42 AM
When wind meets got me in a chokehold.
I hate the winter so much. Too damn cold
December 18, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I hate the winter so much. Too damn cold
It’s crazy seeing all the people I grew up on passing away.
December 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It’s crazy seeing all the people I grew up on passing away.
It’s annoying when I buy a game on the PlayStation store just for it to be free on extra like a week later. Refund me now wench!
December 16, 2025 at 12:41 PM
It’s annoying when I buy a game on the PlayStation store just for it to be free on extra like a week later. Refund me now wench!
Xmas stresses me tf out. All the shopping is exhausting.
December 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Xmas stresses me tf out. All the shopping is exhausting.
We c u now Cena! 🫡
December 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
We c u now Cena! 🫡
These dialysis nurses be so shady lmao they stay talking shit about each other 🤣🤣🤣
December 13, 2025 at 12:15 PM
These dialysis nurses be so shady lmao they stay talking shit about each other 🤣🤣🤣
Jordan Walsh is giving Austin Reaves hell.
December 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Jordan Walsh is giving Austin Reaves hell.
Do you remember the first movie you ever seen in theaters? My first movie was “The Hand That Rocks The Cradle” in 1992 🤣
December 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Do you remember the first movie you ever seen in theaters? My first movie was “The Hand That Rocks The Cradle” in 1992 🤣
Me and the fam been doing these weekly
Game night for the last couple months. It’s so refreshing and we been stacking up on mad games.
Game night for the last couple months. It’s so refreshing and we been stacking up on mad games.
December 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Me and the fam been doing these weekly
Game night for the last couple months. It’s so refreshing and we been stacking up on mad games.
Game night for the last couple months. It’s so refreshing and we been stacking up on mad games.
Paper for school on accountability: writers block
Arguing with shawty about accountability: writes a dissertation about how accountability works
Arguing with shawty about accountability: writes a dissertation about how accountability works
a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed
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December 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Paper for school on accountability: writers block
Arguing with shawty about accountability: writes a dissertation about how accountability works
Arguing with shawty about accountability: writes a dissertation about how accountability works
A fresh cut increases my confidence by 28.2%.
December 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
A fresh cut increases my confidence by 28.2%.
I am never successful putting on screen protectors they always end up with bubbles. Shit’s so annoying.
December 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I am never successful putting on screen protectors they always end up with bubbles. Shit’s so annoying.
i’m way more tired in the winter months
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
i’m way more tired in the winter months
I know I’m getting old. I love a good crossword puzzle 🤣
December 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I know I’m getting old. I love a good crossword puzzle 🤣
That big groove dude is so cringy
December 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
That big groove dude is so cringy
Kid Buu really blew up the earth flew to heaven to kill everyone again 🤣🤣🤣
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Kid Buu really blew up the earth flew to heaven to kill everyone again 🤣🤣🤣
I got an ingrown hair in my pubes this shit hurt like a bitch.
December 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I got an ingrown hair in my pubes this shit hurt like a bitch.
“Niggas are full of unfulfilled ambitions! Niggas wax and wane, niggas love to complain! Niggas love to hear themselves talk but hate to explain! Niggas love being another man's judge and jury! Niggas procrastinate until it's time to worry Niggas love to be late, niggas hate to hurry!” - MLK
December 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
“Niggas are full of unfulfilled ambitions! Niggas wax and wane, niggas love to complain! Niggas love to hear themselves talk but hate to explain! Niggas love being another man's judge and jury! Niggas procrastinate until it's time to worry Niggas love to be late, niggas hate to hurry!” - MLK
What was those Thanksgiving fits hitting for ? I didn’t get a flick of my full fit unfortunately
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
What was those Thanksgiving fits hitting for ? I didn’t get a flick of my full fit unfortunately
Breakfast or no breakfast on Thanksgiving?
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Breakfast or no breakfast on Thanksgiving?