Robert Cunningham
@robertcunningham.bsky.social
Heads up to ATL folks: The annual "you missed a jury summons and have an outstanding warrant" phone scam is making it's annual rounds again. They use public records to get a LOT of personal info to seem legit, everyone be careful.
January 30, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Heads up to ATL folks: The annual "you missed a jury summons and have an outstanding warrant" phone scam is making it's annual rounds again. They use public records to get a LOT of personal info to seem legit, everyone be careful.
Quote this with a movie you’d rate a perfect 10/10
January 17, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Quote this with a movie you’d rate a perfect 10/10
Hey, the guy who's kid I once got mixed up with my own in a hospital nursery is President of the Falcons, that's neat
January 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Hey, the guy who's kid I once got mixed up with my own in a hospital nursery is President of the Falcons, that's neat
7-year-old last night with a "hurt" foot, running away once it's bath time
a man in a suit is walking down a sidewalk .
Alt: a man in a suit is walking down a sidewalk with a limp that straightens out as he walks
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 1:44 PM
7-year-old last night with a "hurt" foot, running away once it's bath time
Just a NM away from a Ticket to Ride longest route
January 7, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Just a NM away from a Ticket to Ride longest route
Was running down a too steep hill, couldn't control my stop. So I "aimed" for a picnic table, and went face first into a corner.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Was running down a too steep hill, couldn't control my stop. So I "aimed" for a picnic table, and went face first into a corner.
[7-year-old asks whats for dinner]
Me: We're having grits!
Wife: We are having polenta...
Me: We're having FANCY grits!
Me: We're having grits!
Wife: We are having polenta...
Me: We're having FANCY grits!
January 5, 2026 at 11:11 PM
[7-year-old asks whats for dinner]
Me: We're having grits!
Wife: We are having polenta...
Me: We're having FANCY grits!
Me: We're having grits!
Wife: We are having polenta...
Me: We're having FANCY grits!
Watching Gremlins for the first time in ?? years. Biggest takeaway so far: Billy's mom is the only competent person in town. She takes out 3 in the first two minutes she sees them, elite level horror movie performance. They had to sideline her or the whole thing would have been over in a half hour.
December 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Watching Gremlins for the first time in ?? years. Biggest takeaway so far: Billy's mom is the only competent person in town. She takes out 3 in the first two minutes she sees them, elite level horror movie performance. They had to sideline her or the whole thing would have been over in a half hour.
Friend yelled at UNC basketball coach Matt Doherty, during an 8-20 season:
"30 straight 20-wins seasons, then YOU"
"30 straight 20-wins seasons, then YOU"
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Friend yelled at UNC basketball coach Matt Doherty, during an 8-20 season:
"30 straight 20-wins seasons, then YOU"
"30 straight 20-wins seasons, then YOU"
First I'd need to force scientists to invent time travel, and then:
Tim Burton's original Batman Returns, with Marlon Wayans as Robin and Billy Dee Williams as Harvey Dent (playing the Christopher Walken story arc)
Tim Burton's original Batman Returns, with Marlon Wayans as Robin and Billy Dee Williams as Harvey Dent (playing the Christopher Walken story arc)
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
First I'd need to force scientists to invent time travel, and then:
Tim Burton's original Batman Returns, with Marlon Wayans as Robin and Billy Dee Williams as Harvey Dent (playing the Christopher Walken story arc)
Tim Burton's original Batman Returns, with Marlon Wayans as Robin and Billy Dee Williams as Harvey Dent (playing the Christopher Walken story arc)
Just three notable Atlanta Braves fans waiting to see who's acquired for shortstop.
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Just three notable Atlanta Braves fans waiting to see who's acquired for shortstop.
Studying this picture like the Zapruder film to figure out how old is has to be to have that little traffic.
Currently have it pegged as at least 10 years old, possibly as old as 30.
Currently have it pegged as at least 10 years old, possibly as old as 30.
October 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Studying this picture like the Zapruder film to figure out how old is has to be to have that little traffic.
Currently have it pegged as at least 10 years old, possibly as old as 30.
Currently have it pegged as at least 10 years old, possibly as old as 30.
Look, its still a dumb idea, but I'm old enough to remember multiple news broadcasts running interviews with Tom Clancy on Sept 12, 2001. We've always been this dumb.
October 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Look, its still a dumb idea, but I'm old enough to remember multiple news broadcasts running interviews with Tom Clancy on Sept 12, 2001. We've always been this dumb.
Georgia Tech is run like a person who knows exactly how much they have in checking at all times, and exactly which bills can be delayed till payday.
October 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Georgia Tech is run like a person who knows exactly how much they have in checking at all times, and exactly which bills can be delayed till payday.
So THIS is why they couldn't get Georgia Tech jerseys made in time to sell in the bookstore for the home opener 🤔
October 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
So THIS is why they couldn't get Georgia Tech jerseys made in time to sell in the bookstore for the home opener 🤔
People are going to assume the fictional "South Georgia" college in Chad Powers is GA Southern, based on the location in Dawson, the interactions between coaches and boosters, and the expectation that they compete for a natty?
It's Auburn.
It's Auburn.
October 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
People are going to assume the fictional "South Georgia" college in Chad Powers is GA Southern, based on the location in Dawson, the interactions between coaches and boosters, and the expectation that they compete for a natty?
It's Auburn.
It's Auburn.
Just a reminder that during the Richt-era, Mike Bobo earned the nickname "R2P2", because most offensive series were:
Run
Run
Pass
Punt
Run
Run
Pass
Punt
September 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Just a reminder that during the Richt-era, Mike Bobo earned the nickname "R2P2", because most offensive series were:
Run
Run
Pass
Punt
Run
Run
Pass
Punt
STONE SKIMMING SCANDAL! (attn: @briancgrubb.bsky.social )
September 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
STONE SKIMMING SCANDAL! (attn: @briancgrubb.bsky.social )
Two examples of peak athleticism on the timeline
September 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Two examples of peak athleticism on the timeline
Haynes King just gonna run a little extra to make up for it
No Ralphie running to start the season at Colorado due to an early retirement. ☹️
August 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Haynes King just gonna run a little extra to make up for it
I remember the last time VT had a uniform "drop" in Atlanta
August 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I remember the last time VT had a uniform "drop" in Atlanta
One of the strangest things that's ever happened to me was getting introduced to a 2nd cousin I'd never met at my grandmother's 90th birthday party and discovering that he created THIS.
August 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
One of the strangest things that's ever happened to me was getting introduced to a 2nd cousin I'd never met at my grandmother's 90th birthday party and discovering that he created THIS.
Ok, these Padres trades are getting ridiculous, and Brandon Valenzuela is clearly a name that @briancgrubb.bsky.social made up
July 31, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Ok, these Padres trades are getting ridiculous, and Brandon Valenzuela is clearly a name that @briancgrubb.bsky.social made up
What if American Graffiti had been a flop?
- George Lucas doesn't have the power to get Star Wars made
- Industrial Light & Magic is never founded
- We don't have Photoshop, or Pixar, or anything close to modern special effects
- George Lucas doesn't have the power to get Star Wars made
- Industrial Light & Magic is never founded
- We don't have Photoshop, or Pixar, or anything close to modern special effects
What’s your modern historical hinge point? Nothing political. Just your major cultural What If? For example, I’m a 1994 Expos truther
July 31, 2025 at 8:49 PM
What if American Graffiti had been a flop?
- George Lucas doesn't have the power to get Star Wars made
- Industrial Light & Magic is never founded
- We don't have Photoshop, or Pixar, or anything close to modern special effects
- George Lucas doesn't have the power to get Star Wars made
- Industrial Light & Magic is never founded
- We don't have Photoshop, or Pixar, or anything close to modern special effects
Last inning, 2 outs, down 1, runner on 3rd. Pinch hit HR to put us ahead (we were away, so had to play another half inning for the win).
Oh yeah, this happened on my 18th birthday.
Oh yeah, this happened on my 18th birthday.
what is your personal sports highlight?
mine is: down 2 with like 4 seconds left, deflection sends ball into corner
guy throws the ball in to midcourt and i intercept it, and pass to my teammate who gets fouled shooting a 3
2/3 FT, go to OT
they are down 1, i stuff the j at the elbow. win
mine is: down 2 with like 4 seconds left, deflection sends ball into corner
guy throws the ball in to midcourt and i intercept it, and pass to my teammate who gets fouled shooting a 3
2/3 FT, go to OT
they are down 1, i stuff the j at the elbow. win
July 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Last inning, 2 outs, down 1, runner on 3rd. Pinch hit HR to put us ahead (we were away, so had to play another half inning for the win).
Oh yeah, this happened on my 18th birthday.
Oh yeah, this happened on my 18th birthday.