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have you ever been like woah yeah man that’s what i’m talkin about?

that’s what i’m talkin about, man

he/him

cincinnati forever

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oouuoough ouough
January 23, 2026 at 12:39 AM
cincinnati coaching tree is insane
The Ravens plan to hire Jesse Minter as their head coach, sources tell The Insiders.

It’s a reunion for the Ravens and Minter, a onetime John Harbaugh assistant who now replaces him in Baltimore.
January 23, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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It's the 20th anniversary of Kobe's 81 point game which means I need to post Kobe Bryant trolling Jalen Rose about it in Jalen vs Everybody
January 23, 2026 at 12:01 AM
apparently all you need to defeat ice is form tackling
Border Patrol agents are very sad that everyone in Minnesota hates them.

“At each gas station where the agents stopped to use the restroom, groups of agitators appeared, yelled at them, stalked them, and even tried to prevent law enforcement vehicles from leaving…”
January 22, 2026 at 2:25 PM
driven by the whitest person you know
January 22, 2026 at 12:37 PM
has there ever been a situation where an ncaa men’s basketball team played the ap #1 and #2 team back to back and won both games

if it has happened before has the team that won both ever been unranked for both games

asking for a me
January 22, 2026 at 1:25 AM
immediate purchase
January 22, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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Gender-"dude"tral
January 21, 2026 at 11:20 PM
telefono bananular
January 21, 2026 at 9:21 PM
those farts gotta be so rancid
January 21, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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Video shows ICE agent enter St. Paul restaurant with gun drawn during street search bringmethenews.com/minnesota-ne...
Video shows ICE agent enter St. Paul restaurant with gun drawn during street search
The business owner says everyone in the restaurant "is ok, just a little traumatized."
bringmethenews.com
January 21, 2026 at 6:12 PM
two truths and a lie
January 21, 2026 at 12:35 PM
sorry everyone he hasn’t but i am cracking up laughing
January 21, 2026 at 11:47 AM
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♫Donald Truuump has dieeeed♫
January 21, 2026 at 5:44 AM
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I’m sorry Melania
(I am for real)
I was stoked to hear your husband died
He got on a plane that couldn’t fly
January 21, 2026 at 5:58 AM
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/Roger Troutman "California Love" voice and cadence "Donald Trump has died."
January 21, 2026 at 5:31 AM
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“So Fresh, So Clean” chorus: “Did you hear ‘bout Don-ald Trump / he died on Air Force One”
January 21, 2026 at 5:47 AM
[scanning headlines] see?? even japan puts their previous leaders in jail
January 21, 2026 at 10:36 AM
i am right on the band that is gonna get snow no matter what, but north/south difference of the storm would be like 1/4” per mile judging by other forecasts

sometimes maybe good. sometimes maybe shit
saw saturday and was like “alright that’s manageable”
January 21, 2026 at 10:24 AM
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today at IHTOV:

israel kolawole waxes eloquent about 80s synth pop, and how it makes every day feel like halloween ihavethatonvinyl.com/essays/the-h...
The Haunting Sound of Nostalgia: Why 80s Synth Pop Still Feels Like Halloween
The first time I realized that 80s synth pop felt like Halloween had nothing to do with costumes or horror movies. It was a late October evening, and “Lullaby” by The Cure came on through my headphone...
ihavethatonvinyl.com
January 21, 2026 at 10:13 AM
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wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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Two big guys walked up front and started yelling at the pilot and the pilot screamed that they weren't going to Davos, they were going to Vienna, Virginia and that he had to get home to his family.
wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place
January 21, 2026 at 5:32 AM
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Was the weasel there
January 20, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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"the Grink" but make it ancient
January 20, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 1:50 AM