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have you ever been like woah yeah man that’s what i’m talkin about?

that’s what i’m talkin about, man

he/him

cincinnati forever

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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
the fuck is a US pensioner
Under current French rules, foreign retirees can scrap their private coverage and join the national health system — a move that has appealed to many US pensioners in recent years.

But lawmakers now want to halt this and impose a minimum contribution.

🔗 politi.co/4aoPCN5
December 1, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Fraser Ramon refers - presumably - to the Alabamian man who - whilst attempting to steal a portrait of former speaker Tip O’Neill in the midst of a failed insurrection - tased himself in the balls so hard he had a heart attack and died.
Bosa injuring Aaron Rodgers is like when that guy shot off his own balls on Jan 6th
November 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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heard your mom has a big game today
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
carolina panthers
November 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨

S M O O T H O P E R A T O R

PODIUM

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November 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
November 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
HAAS PODIUM WATCH
November 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
sure mclaren
November 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
ok so do we find out lanes decision from a leak or from him in a press conference, place your bets below
November 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM
November 30, 2025 at 12:34 PM
it’s so funny that duke gets into the championship game because of legal technicalities that only appease dorks
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
LMAO SMU
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
please just someone take satterfield from us
November 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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True Detective Season 4.
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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[in a faint werner herzog voice]
“gazing into the future is like staring into a lonely refrigerator at 3am; there is only the faint hum of the void and a half-eaten burrito judging you. yet still, we open the door.”
November 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
not a big fan of the four and out offense, if i’m being honest
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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HAIL GOO
November 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
YALE!!!!
November 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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greatest rule in football
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
hearing rumors that satterfield is a finalist for the old miss job if kiffin leaves
November 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
at a dance competition with zac taylor
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM