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Bela Lugosi’s Deadbert Grady Seasons

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Bela Lugosi’s Deadbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 1h

He also said that God intervened to stop it from raining yesterday. God picks weird favors to do for Charlie

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Bela Lugosi’s Deadbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 1h

It’s a weird coincidence to be sure

Bela Lugosi’s Deadbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 1h

Well at least he was honest. At most he was honest. Why the hell did he say that

Bela Lugosi’s Deadbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 2h

This Fuckin Guy

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5h

Mike Johnson: "They berated a Capitol police officer, screamed at him. He was merely standing his post. It shows, again, their disdain for law enforcement, the Democrats, screaming, assaulting officers."

Bela Lugosi’s Deadbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 2h

Damn, that's crazy.
Let's see those Epstein Files.

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Bela Lugosi’s Deadbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 5h

Even this is debatable

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Bela Lugosi’s Deadbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 5h

Yeah I don’t want vengeance, I want justice. Which will be indistinguishable from vengeance if they do it right

Bela Lugosi’s Deadbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 5h

Yeah I’m glad they cleared this up

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Bela Lugosi’s Deadbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 5h

We’re living in Footloose

Bela Lugosi’s Deadbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 5h

But why

Bela Lugosi’s Deadbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 5h

I hate Illinois Nazis

Bela Lugosi’s Deadbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 5h

That’s actually 3 Nazi children

Bela Lugosi’s Deadbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 5h

Saying that Kavanaugh should feel shame is like saying he should compete in the NBA dunk contest. It ain’t gonna happen

Bela Lugosi’s Deadbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 13h

Were you the Michael Clayton of Uncrustables

Bela Lugosi’s Deadbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 21h

Just a few bad orchards

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Bela Lugosi’s Deadbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 21h

“God didn’t want that for Charlie” yeah man we know what God wanted for Charlie

Bela Lugosi’s Deadbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 21h

Did somebody say “jizz”?

Bela Lugosi’s Deadbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 21h

“There’s a famous expression you’re hearing more and more—‘dodged a bullet.’ They’ll say, ‘he really dodged a bullet.’ Well folks, I really dodged a bullet. It only hit ear, but ear healed nicely, no marks. I can still wear hats.
“But the late, great Charlie Kirk. He would say sir, you really dodg-“

Bela Lugosi’s Deadbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 22h

He’s totally equipped for his role as a guy with no responsibilities whose biggest fans forcefully defend his right to not say shit

Bela Lugosi’s Deadbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 22h

We deserve a better Master Race tbh

Bela Lugosi’s Deadbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 22h

“Ballpark estimate, how many times has your husband cheated on you this week”

Bela Lugosi’s Deadbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 23h

Never mind that, the real antisemites have been located

Fox News host Emily Compagno claims that the backlash to Bari Weiss being named CBS News editor-in-chief is due to her being Jewish:
"This kind of thing would make me laugh if there was not an antisemitic thread in there."

Bela Lugosi’s Deadbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 1d

Meaning he will pay it.

Bela Lugosi’s Deadbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 1d

“Incarnate Word up” may actually be said

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Bela Lugosi’s Deadbert Grady Seasons @delbertgseasons.bsky.social · 1d

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