Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

this is who played the chargers last night

The slogan for Facebook Dating needs to be "Well, well, well look how the mighty have fallen"

Live footage of "Why that baby aint got no coat on?"

Throat GOAT/Size Queen

after all the republican group chats full of swastikas and gas chamber jokes, defenses of Hitler from popular right wing pundits, and American cities full of stormtroopers doing ethnic cleansing you're still doing this "lefties call everyone nazis" eye rolling shit? man, fuck you, get fucking real.

I pick the oddest hours for reading dense texts

he sings "ragu on a plate of spaghetti"

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

Creative goals: to reach Xōchipilli (the Mexica god of poetry) levels.

[Werner Herzog voice] He is monstrous, but in a more profound sense, Cookie Monster is also a victim

I remember when I was over there, Netanyahu slipped & fell during a naval photo op & had to be caught by a sailor. Super embarrassing, caught in great photos which ran on the front page of every newspaper in the country: except Israel Hayom. Anyway here's the photo!

Just pure unadulterated evil

MEDIA FRIEND: you won’t believe this about Olivia Nuzzi
NORMAL FRIEND: did you get anything on Black Friday?
ELDER GOD SPEAKING TO ME THROUGH VEIL: Ḓ̵̯̌͘ơ̴͍͗ ̶̖̭̇Y̵̧͉͑̅o̴͖̽͛u̵̮̐̒ ̵̍͜͝H̷̢͗͆a̷̯̓ṿ̶̍e̸̖̅ ̶͓͆̏À̷͇͠ ̷͙̬͋͂L̵͉̈́ỉ̴̯g̸̛̭͂h̶̪͚͛̓t̵̲͂́n̴̜̚i̷̟͘͠n̷͎̲͋͊g̵̡̮͝ ̶̧̓C̵̗̜̉a̸̡̭̐b̴͙̍̎l̷̻̖̋̆e̸͍̮͂ ̶̝̘̐̃M̴̜̯̿ỷ̵̪̬ ̵̠̂P̴͚̪̅͗h̸̜͙̃o̴̙͆̂n̵͈͗̊e̴̟̔͘ ̶͎̓͘I̸̩̜͛̄s̵̯͚̉ ̷̨̟̌͊D̸̙̟̈́̚y̵͗̈́͜i̴̛̼̊n̴͉̯̿g̴̣̕

Biden silently watching Joeys World Tour food videos and being like “I tell you what, this fellas pretty kooky eh boys?”

Peak manhood

As the sad strains of Life in a Northern Town play

Battle for my attention

Two guys that remember the last twelve wild hours of Fleets.