Barrio Speedwagon
@xicanobrowndude.bsky.social
Born to Puro Pinche Pari, forced to chambear.
"Ya know, Steve, my linguistic skills aren't all about academia."
December 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
"Ya know, Steve, my linguistic skills aren't all about academia."
Oh really, bitch boy?
December 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Oh really, bitch boy?
Libs logging on and saying stupid shit so they can scratch that kinky itch.
December 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Libs logging on and saying stupid shit so they can scratch that kinky itch.
If Ebert could stomach Brown Bunny, he would tolerate, and enjoy this one:
December 10, 2025 at 5:26 AM
If Ebert could stomach Brown Bunny, he would tolerate, and enjoy this one:
The only Straight Edge guy I fully respect
December 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
The only Straight Edge guy I fully respect
Throat GOAT/Size Queen
December 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Throat GOAT/Size Queen
I pick the oddest hours for reading dense texts
December 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I pick the oddest hours for reading dense texts
Creative goals: to reach Xōchipilli (the Mexica god of poetry) levels.
December 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Creative goals: to reach Xōchipilli (the Mexica god of poetry) levels.
It used to be a thing back in the 40s.
December 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
It used to be a thing back in the 40s.
Peak manhood
December 1, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Peak manhood
As the sad strains of Life in a Northern Town play
November 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
As the sad strains of Life in a Northern Town play
Battle for my attention
November 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Battle for my attention
Two guys that remember the last twelve wild hours of Fleets.
November 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Two guys that remember the last twelve wild hours of Fleets.
Thought about this spoonerism for an old times right wing racist Twitter account.
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Thought about this spoonerism for an old times right wing racist Twitter account.
That version of The Christmas that Almost Wasn't was missing that hobgoblin musical number
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 AM
That version of The Christmas that Almost Wasn't was missing that hobgoblin musical number
Imagine the arm strength to take selfies with an Asus laptop
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Imagine the arm strength to take selfies with an Asus laptop
♫Y yo estoy aquí BORRACHO Y LOCO/Y mi corazón idiota Siempre brillará (Siempre brillará)/Y yo te amaré
TE AMARÉ POR SIEMPRE/Nena, no te peines en la cama Que los viajantes se van a atrasar♫
TE AMARÉ POR SIEMPRE/Nena, no te peines en la cama Que los viajantes se van a atrasar♫
November 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
♫Y yo estoy aquí BORRACHO Y LOCO/Y mi corazón idiota Siempre brillará (Siempre brillará)/Y yo te amaré
TE AMARÉ POR SIEMPRE/Nena, no te peines en la cama Que los viajantes se van a atrasar♫
TE AMARÉ POR SIEMPRE/Nena, no te peines en la cama Que los viajantes se van a atrasar♫
John Arbuckle has the same vibes Ozone had when he was saving a rec center
November 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
John Arbuckle has the same vibes Ozone had when he was saving a rec center
Bob Kaufman: one of the few black beat poets
November 18, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Bob Kaufman: one of the few black beat poets
I don't care if it's Sunday, I am here to talk to the mayor of Roku City.
November 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I don't care if it's Sunday, I am here to talk to the mayor of Roku City.