The Cleric
@thecleric.bsky.social
I love Jesus, being a nerd, D&D, and college football (🐊).
Unapologetic wife guy. Bandit Heeler is based on my life.
II Corinthians 8:13-15
Tampa by birth. St. Petersburg by choice.
Unapologetic wife guy. Bandit Heeler is based on my life.
II Corinthians 8:13-15
Tampa by birth. St. Petersburg by choice.
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The Cleric
@thecleric.bsky.social
· Mar 11
You know what this means?
Full US Women’s Rugby Free Bird!
Full US Women’s Rugby Free Bird!
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"video game mechanics?" Actually, they're called developers.
December 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
"video game mechanics?" Actually, they're called developers.
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Lost in Translation. Because it is horrible.
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Lost in Translation. Because it is horrible.
That’s my coach.
Florida is always better when we have a coach with photoshop access making posts.
Florida is always better when we have a coach with photoshop access making posts.
We’re used to the House Divided Flags but this is likely our first COACH DIVIDED
December 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
That’s my coach.
Florida is always better when we have a coach with photoshop access making posts.
Florida is always better when we have a coach with photoshop access making posts.
I haven’t seen a Gonzalez lose in Miami this fast since Janet Reno was AG.
CONFIRMED: Eileen Higgins, a Democrat, will be the new mayor of Miami.
She'll be the city's first Democratic mayor since the 1990s. She flipped the office from Republicans, and does so easily. She leads the DeSantis-endorsed Emilio González 59/41 right now with most ballots counted.
She'll be the city's first Democratic mayor since the 1990s. She flipped the office from Republicans, and does so easily. She leads the DeSantis-endorsed Emilio González 59/41 right now with most ballots counted.
December 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I haven’t seen a Gonzalez lose in Miami this fast since Janet Reno was AG.
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i’m paper and pencil on maybe 90% of stuff and people ask me hither and yon about how my classes are so engaged and how i get so much active learning and dude just eliminate the consumption machines. computers and phones are for consumption. production comes from the human mind.
You know what works:
Small class sizes
Teachers with support from admins
Engaged, rested, properly fed students not freaking out about EVERYTHING
You know what doesn't:
The race for the latest technology. Yes, even that one.
Small class sizes
Teachers with support from admins
Engaged, rested, properly fed students not freaking out about EVERYTHING
You know what doesn't:
The race for the latest technology. Yes, even that one.
Not speaking about anyone in particular here.
Generalizing.
But:
IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF HEARING “HOW TO FIX EDUCATION” FROM PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO IDEA WHAT GOES ON IN A CLASSROOM.
Generalizing.
But:
IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF HEARING “HOW TO FIX EDUCATION” FROM PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO IDEA WHAT GOES ON IN A CLASSROOM.
December 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
i’m paper and pencil on maybe 90% of stuff and people ask me hither and yon about how my classes are so engaged and how i get so much active learning and dude just eliminate the consumption machines. computers and phones are for consumption. production comes from the human mind.
Go Rays
2. Tampa Bay Rays
December 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Go Rays
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“‘You want some chicken? You ain’t getting it here, bro,’ Wayne Davis can be heard taunting the agents through the door.”
“‘Go somewhere else,’ he can be heard saying through the door.”
www.wwltv.com/article/news...
“‘Go somewhere else,’ he can be heard saying through the door.”
www.wwltv.com/article/news...
'Go somewhere else': Manager locks Border Patrol out of Kenner store
In video shared with WWL, the manager can be heard taunting agents through the locked door.
www.wwltv.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
“‘You want some chicken? You ain’t getting it here, bro,’ Wayne Davis can be heard taunting the agents through the door.”
“‘Go somewhere else,’ he can be heard saying through the door.”
www.wwltv.com/article/news...
“‘Go somewhere else,’ he can be heard saying through the door.”
www.wwltv.com/article/news...
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Hell yes
December 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Hell yes
Me: We need to be able to do X in the software to test this piece of code.
Coworker: I asked Gemini and it said we can't.
Me: *opens software* Yep there's the setting for it right there.
Coworker: I asked Gemini and it said we can't.
Me: *opens software* Yep there's the setting for it right there.
a woman is talking to a man and saying `` time for me to go bang my head up against the wall ''
ALT: a woman is talking to a man and saying `` time for me to go bang my head up against the wall ''
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Me: We need to be able to do X in the software to test this piece of code.
Coworker: I asked Gemini and it said we can't.
Me: *opens software* Yep there's the setting for it right there.
Coworker: I asked Gemini and it said we can't.
Me: *opens software* Yep there's the setting for it right there.
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🎶 A-weema-weh 🎶
🎶 A-weema-weh 🎶
🎶 A-weema-weh 🎶
🎶 A-weema-weh 🎶
🎶"... In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." 🎶
🎶 A-weema-weh 🎶
🎶 A-weema-weh 🎶
🎶 A-weema-weh 🎶
🎶"... In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." 🎶
December 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
🎶 A-weema-weh 🎶
🎶 A-weema-weh 🎶
🎶 A-weema-weh 🎶
🎶 A-weema-weh 🎶
🎶"... In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." 🎶
🎶 A-weema-weh 🎶
🎶 A-weema-weh 🎶
🎶 A-weema-weh 🎶
🎶"... In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." 🎶
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Ding Ding: Jimmy Rogers' Neighborhood. Online now, in stores soon! www.raygunsite.com/collections/... #raygun #ISU
December 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Ding Ding: Jimmy Rogers' Neighborhood. Online now, in stores soon! www.raygunsite.com/collections/... #raygun #ISU
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Everyone: ICE and CBP cannot be more hated
ICE/CBP: [starts wearing Meta smart glasses]
Everyone:
ICE/CBP: [starts wearing Meta smart glasses]
Everyone:
December 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Everyone: ICE and CBP cannot be more hated
ICE/CBP: [starts wearing Meta smart glasses]
Everyone:
ICE/CBP: [starts wearing Meta smart glasses]
Everyone:
If you think Jimmy Fallon is funny we probably won't be friends.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
If you think Jimmy Fallon is funny we probably won't be friends.
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
Watched the first time: huh
Watched the second time and noticed the shirt the boyfriend was wearing: HUH
Watched the second time and noticed the shirt the boyfriend was wearing: HUH
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Watched the first time: huh
Watched the second time and noticed the shirt the boyfriend was wearing: HUH
Watched the second time and noticed the shirt the boyfriend was wearing: HUH
He's SOOOO close.
Rand Paul on his healthcare plan: "What if you could join Costco? Costco has 44m members and if one person negotiated for all 44 and they bought a group plan like Toyota or General Motors does, they would be the largest collective entity in the country. They would drive prices down by sheer might."
December 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
He's SOOOO close.
@homefield.bsky.social don't miss. Ever.
Florida Gators Arched Bomber Jacket
Show your loyalty for the Florida Gators loud and clear with this arched-type bomber jacket. Set on bold Florida blue, and featuring Florida's iconic "UF" logo, there's no mistaking who your team is. ...
www.homefieldapparel.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
@homefield.bsky.social don't miss. Ever.
You will be visited by three spirits..
December 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
You will be visited by three spirits..
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I’m exhausted just reading this sentence.
He still somehow has 5 under 5. It doesn’t even make sense but more kids just keep appearing!
December 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I’m exhausted just reading this sentence.
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I know a lot of you aren’t on the other app so I just wanted to let you know that someone tweeted at me today that I was condemned to hell and my dad responded that he agreed
December 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I know a lot of you aren’t on the other app so I just wanted to let you know that someone tweeted at me today that I was condemned to hell and my dad responded that he agreed
Settle an argument l: am I bougie because I don’t pay attention to gas prices? My wife watches them like she’s a day trader tracking stock prices. I ignore them, not because I’m wealthy, but because I know I will have to buy the gas so the price is irrelevant in that it’s a fait accompli.
December 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Settle an argument l: am I bougie because I don’t pay attention to gas prices? My wife watches them like she’s a day trader tracking stock prices. I ignore them, not because I’m wealthy, but because I know I will have to buy the gas so the price is irrelevant in that it’s a fait accompli.