The Cleric
@thecleric.bsky.social
I love Jesus, being a nerd, D&D, and college football (🐊).
Unapologetic wife guy. Bandit Heeler is based on my life.
II Corinthians 8:13-15
Tampa by birth. St. Petersburg by choice.
Unapologetic wife guy. Bandit Heeler is based on my life.
II Corinthians 8:13-15
Tampa by birth. St. Petersburg by choice.
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The Cleric
@thecleric.bsky.social
· Mar 11
You know what this means?
Full US Women’s Rugby Free Bird!
Full US Women’s Rugby Free Bird!
I’m exhausted just reading this sentence.
He still somehow has 5 under 5. It doesn’t even make sense but more kids just keep appearing!
December 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I’m exhausted just reading this sentence.
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I know a lot of you aren’t on the other app so I just wanted to let you know that someone tweeted at me today that I was condemned to hell and my dad responded that he agreed
December 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I know a lot of you aren’t on the other app so I just wanted to let you know that someone tweeted at me today that I was condemned to hell and my dad responded that he agreed
Settle an argument l: am I bougie because I don’t pay attention to gas prices? My wife watches them like she’s a day trader tracking stock prices. I ignore them, not because I’m wealthy, but because I know I will have to buy the gas so the price is irrelevant in that it’s a fait accompli.
December 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Settle an argument l: am I bougie because I don’t pay attention to gas prices? My wife watches them like she’s a day trader tracking stock prices. I ignore them, not because I’m wealthy, but because I know I will have to buy the gas so the price is irrelevant in that it’s a fait accompli.
@stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com not sure if you saw this or not, but thought you would enjoy it.
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December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
@stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com not sure if you saw this or not, but thought you would enjoy it.
C’mon man. Get with the program. Everyone knows they use Signal.
December 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
C’mon man. Get with the program. Everyone knows they use Signal.
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UPDATE: Another Chicago-area church has put up an immigration-themed Nativity scene.
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
December 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
UPDATE: Another Chicago-area church has put up an immigration-themed Nativity scene.
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
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My plan in a societal collapse scenario is to die very early on because I really like taking a hot shower every single night before bed.
December 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
My plan in a societal collapse scenario is to die very early on because I really like taking a hot shower every single night before bed.
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I won’t even REMEMBER the new name let alone use it.
Bowls that still exist in my world:
Outback Bowl
Camellia Bowl
Aloha Bowl
Poinsettia Bowl*
Beef O’Brady’s Bowl
Quick Lane Bowl
*I know it’s gone not renamed. Still lives on in my heart.
Bowls that still exist in my world:
Outback Bowl
Camellia Bowl
Aloha Bowl
Poinsettia Bowl*
Beef O’Brady’s Bowl
Quick Lane Bowl
*I know it’s gone not renamed. Still lives on in my heart.
October 15, 2024 at 7:17 PM
I won’t even REMEMBER the new name let alone use it.
Bowls that still exist in my world:
Outback Bowl
Camellia Bowl
Aloha Bowl
Poinsettia Bowl*
Beef O’Brady’s Bowl
Quick Lane Bowl
*I know it’s gone not renamed. Still lives on in my heart.
Bowls that still exist in my world:
Outback Bowl
Camellia Bowl
Aloha Bowl
Poinsettia Bowl*
Beef O’Brady’s Bowl
Quick Lane Bowl
*I know it’s gone not renamed. Still lives on in my heart.
Allied intelligence - 4/30/1945
December 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Allied intelligence - 4/30/1945
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The Grinch is the hero we both need and deserve!
December 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The Grinch is the hero we both need and deserve!
Kids these days are too sedimentary. They haven’t even had to endure the heat that our igneous generation did.
December 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Kids these days are too sedimentary. They haven’t even had to endure the heat that our igneous generation did.
*burning with incandescent rage*
then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM
December 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
*burning with incandescent rage*
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Beautiful sentence. God bless America.
December 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Beautiful sentence. God bless America.
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Just heard the possibility of <redacted>, <we signed an NDA>, and <we really need this job>.
December 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Just heard the possibility of <redacted>, <we signed an NDA>, and <we really need this job>.
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What was he cooking?
December 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
What was he cooking?
This is now a Tulane stan account
December 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This is now a Tulane stan account
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Americans are angry because we're constantly being asked by elites to believe what we all know are lies, like "this team with two losses deserves a shot at the college football national championship." They don't. Facts don't care about your feelings.
December 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Americans are angry because we're constantly being asked by elites to believe what we all know are lies, like "this team with two losses deserves a shot at the college football national championship." They don't. Facts don't care about your feelings.
Max 3 schools from a conference. Auto bids for P5 conference champs. So I’d drop Alabama and Oklahoma and have Notre Dame and Duke in.
December 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Max 3 schools from a conference. Auto bids for P5 conference champs. So I’d drop Alabama and Oklahoma and have Notre Dame and Duke in.
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“Is Aspiration still hiring?”
December 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“Is Aspiration still hiring?”
Bonus ACC football? In this economy?
December 7, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Bonus ACC football? In this economy?
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It's fun when Ohio State loses. Really brings the whole national community of college football fans together.
December 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
It's fun when Ohio State loses. Really brings the whole national community of college football fans together.
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Ohio State to Michigan, "You can't beat me 13-10 again."
Michigan, "no...[points at massive bison in the background] but he can."
Michigan, "no...[points at massive bison in the background] but he can."
thor is standing in front of a city with his hands on his hips and his eyes closed .
Alt: thor is standing in front of a city with his hands on his hips and his eyes closed .
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Ohio State to Michigan, "You can't beat me 13-10 again."
Michigan, "no...[points at massive bison in the background] but he can."
Michigan, "no...[points at massive bison in the background] but he can."
Go Green Wave. Always been a Sumrall fan. Do not fact check this.
Duke is now up two scores on Virginia with five minutes to go ...
We are staring down a CFP with both Tulane and JMU in it.
We are staring down a CFP with both Tulane and JMU in it.
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Go Green Wave. Always been a Sumrall fan. Do not fact check this.