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not an art thief

@famousartthief.bsky.social

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higher level buffoon. college football fan. veteran, ucla graduate, liverpool fc supporter. sometimes i do good posts and then i do bad ones. beware of ignorance and want.

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 9h

the thing is if you just call it national iron eyes cody day you get a twofer

not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 1d

large man punches for justice, i mean what do you need

rat king 🐀 👑 @mikeisaac.bsky.social · 1d

literally one episode in and this dumb fucken show rules

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 1d

update: got the reuben

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 1d

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 1d

thou art damn’d to hell

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 1d

we’re looking very strongly into cutting a deal for purgatory. some people are saying limbo, i’m not familiar with it but some people are saying that.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 1d

i haven’t seen qatar, though i have heard it is problematic. i have seen the plane they gave me and it is terrific.

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 1d

As I got to know them, they gave me a $400m plane.

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 1d

reflecting on this it was mean and i apologize to jared leto, he is more like box office crohn’s disease

learning, growing

not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 2d

jared leto should just lean into it and make a movie called box office cancer

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 1d

diversity and multiculturalism are our strength but if anybody else makes our food i will occupy a federal building

not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 1d

firebombing the al pastor restaurants in los angeles for the culture

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 1d

“quit stealing our recipes it is cultural colonialism” man this is baby shit, cultures blend

mom mom they stole our recipes do you hear yourselves

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 1d

i think they are a tier one team over the last decade plus. historically obviously not. just looking at the conference landscape.

not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 1d

häxan

not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 1d

are they trying to get him elected

New York Post @nypost.com · 1d

NYPD cops will flee the force if Mamdani is elected, Ray Kelly warns

"He is a problem. He is antisemitic. He is someone who has a lot of crazy ideas," Kelly told Cats, describing the NYPD as a "target" for Mamdani.

nypost.com

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 1d

cignetti and rhule are the first two calls i make. jedd fisch is not going to pennsylvania, his wife didn’t even like seattle and moved back to arizona.

go try to get will stein at oregon if you want young and hungry.

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 1d

you are not alabama, notre dame, ohio state, or southern cal. you’re not michigan, georgia, texas, or oklahoma.

and i understand you want to get there, and that’s great, but you are not there.

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 1d

they are the absolute best second tier program in america.

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 1d

i’m going to say something nice about james franklin so load the cannons.

state college is not an easy place to recruit, last national title was 1986, they are in a conference with ohio state michigan and oregon, and they are below southern cal in the blue blood rankings.

best team in tier two

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 1d

not an nfl owner but i just tear it down and build the lines over three drafts and only draft a slam dunk qb in the draft. you know, like jerry jones did.

not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 1d

they won’t do it because jerry jones is old as shit but the cowboys are going nowhere fast and have been for a long time, ironically jerry was the guy that tore it down to the studs when he bought the team

anyway not my problem

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 1d

the r-66 burger is good but i had it last time.

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 1d

james franklin got fired and i’m going to mel’s diner for my father in law’s 83rd birthday, deciding between the reuben and the meat loaf, got bigger stuff to think about.

not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 1d

yes i’ve seen the stupid post by the writer defending the writer for defending the free press owner and my only thought is that it’s a club and you ain’t in it. everything else is just noise.

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 1d

yes i’ve seen the stupid post by the writer defending the writer for defending the free press owner and my only thought is that it’s a club and you ain’t in it. everything else is just noise.

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not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 1d

too beautiful for this world

not an art thief @famousartthief.bsky.social · 1d

try easier man