not an art thief
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higher level buffoon. college football fan. veteran, ucla graduate, liverpool fc supporter. sometimes i do good posts and then i do bad ones. beware of ignorance and want.
i am all in on bob chesney and have been for a year, way before he was a candidate at other schools, if ucla whiffs on him and hires sean lewis or brent brennan i am going to be an extremely sad panda.
i want a young hungry coach.
i want a young hungry coach.
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 AM
i am all in on bob chesney and have been for a year, way before he was a candidate at other schools, if ucla whiffs on him and hires sean lewis or brent brennan i am going to be an extremely sad panda.
i want a young hungry coach.
i want a young hungry coach.
andrew luck made stanford football, went to four pro bowls, realized football is a meat thresher, quit, and now runs stanford football. one of my favorite human beings to ever play the sport.
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
andrew luck made stanford football, went to four pro bowls, realized football is a meat thresher, quit, and now runs stanford football. one of my favorite human beings to ever play the sport.
ucla vs southern cal tomorrow. gonna make a playlist of my current mood over the next 24 hours. first up youtu.be/I9ak--7NZI8?...
Townes Van Zandt - Lungs (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Townes Van Zandt
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
ucla vs southern cal tomorrow. gonna make a playlist of my current mood over the next 24 hours. first up youtu.be/I9ak--7NZI8?...
i had to replace my earbuds and honestly i don’t understand picking airpods over beats studios. i like actual depth in music. airpods are tin ear shit. beats have bass and cost half as much.
November 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
i had to replace my earbuds and honestly i don’t understand picking airpods over beats studios. i like actual depth in music. airpods are tin ear shit. beats have bass and cost half as much.
higher ground. the national anthem should be stevie.
10 Better Choices for the National Anthem Than the Actual National Anthem:
1. Seven Nation Army
2. Fight the Power
3. Piano Man
4. We Can Work It Out (Stevie Wonder Version)
5. Back on the Chain Gang
6. The Chain
7. Runnin' Down a Dream
8. Let's Go Crazy
9. I Love Rock 'n Roll
10. Believe
1. Seven Nation Army
2. Fight the Power
3. Piano Man
4. We Can Work It Out (Stevie Wonder Version)
5. Back on the Chain Gang
6. The Chain
7. Runnin' Down a Dream
8. Let's Go Crazy
9. I Love Rock 'n Roll
10. Believe
November 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
higher ground. the national anthem should be stevie.
the first time i took my wife to new orleans we sat in maison bourbon for three hours so i could listen to dixieland jazz and so when we went to little havana she put me on a one hour pitch count at the ball and chain.
November 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
the first time i took my wife to new orleans we sat in maison bourbon for three hours so i could listen to dixieland jazz and so when we went to little havana she put me on a one hour pitch count at the ball and chain.
did he die, no, cool, eat pie and watch rivalry games
dude it’s college football today and tomorrow, i’ll worry about the health of the republic on sunday. say to yourself “can this post about the president wait 48 hours” and if it can then do that.
November 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
did he die, no, cool, eat pie and watch rivalry games
dude it’s college football today and tomorrow, i’ll worry about the health of the republic on sunday. say to yourself “can this post about the president wait 48 hours” and if it can then do that.
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
dude it’s college football today and tomorrow, i’ll worry about the health of the republic on sunday. say to yourself “can this post about the president wait 48 hours” and if it can then do that.
sorry gotta go the end zone is over there
and i’m out
November 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
sorry gotta go the end zone is over there
mark zuckerberg keep girl from the north country out of your fucking mouth and off your commercials
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
mark zuckerberg keep girl from the north country out of your fucking mouth and off your commercials
can penn state hire their coach so that ucla can hire their not coach and do so with alacrity please and thank you. i’d like to move on from the worst era of bruins football here shortly please and thank you.
November 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
can penn state hire their coach so that ucla can hire their not coach and do so with alacrity please and thank you. i’d like to move on from the worst era of bruins football here shortly please and thank you.
maybe i’m crazy but if kiffin takes the lsu job and ole miss goes jilted lover and doesn’t let him coach out the playoff that is wild to me. guy’s gonna leave, fine, go on a run if you can.
unless he just wants to 23 skidoo out of town.
unless he just wants to 23 skidoo out of town.
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
maybe i’m crazy but if kiffin takes the lsu job and ole miss goes jilted lover and doesn’t let him coach out the playoff that is wild to me. guy’s gonna leave, fine, go on a run if you can.
unless he just wants to 23 skidoo out of town.
unless he just wants to 23 skidoo out of town.
back from a week in key west and miami beach. really enjoyed it but that’s probably one and done for us in florida. mi esposa wanted to go but that’s enough florida for twenty years or so. next up savannah in late march.
November 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
back from a week in key west and miami beach. really enjoyed it but that’s probably one and done for us in florida. mi esposa wanted to go but that’s enough florida for twenty years or so. next up savannah in late march.
south beach i am on you
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
south beach i am on you
when stevie hits the high note on i was made to love you
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
when stevie hits the high note on i was made to love you
look at this stupid fucking shit
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
look at this stupid fucking shit
i will give my full south bay angeleno report on key west tomorrow night.
after three days in key west my take is is that it is new orleans without the culture and more florida
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
i will give my full south bay angeleno report on key west tomorrow night.
cool part is that since we pay cal ten million a year for leaving the pac twelve ucla will be paying his salary. can’t make this shit up.
happy for jim mora if he gets the cal job, shame he couldn’t keep his dick dry at ucla and wrecked his marriage and our program. he’ll do a great job there.
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
cool part is that since we pay cal ten million a year for leaving the pac twelve ucla will be paying his salary. can’t make this shit up.
happy for jim mora if he gets the cal job, shame he couldn’t keep his dick dry at ucla and wrecked his marriage and our program. he’ll do a great job there.
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
happy for jim mora if he gets the cal job, shame he couldn’t keep his dick dry at ucla and wrecked his marriage and our program. he’ll do a great job there.
glad we did it. i shan’t be returning
after three days in key west my take is is that it is new orleans without the culture and more florida
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
glad we did it. i shan’t be returning
after three days in key west my take is is that it is new orleans without the culture and more florida
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
after three days in key west my take is is that it is new orleans without the culture and more florida
i forgot what watching sports on the east coast is like. it’s fucking my internal clock all up
ucla playing at 10:30pm come on dawg
ucla playing at 10:30pm come on dawg
November 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
i forgot what watching sports on the east coast is like. it’s fucking my internal clock all up
ucla playing at 10:30pm come on dawg
ucla playing at 10:30pm come on dawg
got to tour the hemingway house today and between liverpool and ucla i’m trying really hard to not make a joke about self harm
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
got to tour the hemingway house today and between liverpool and ucla i’m trying really hard to not make a joke about self harm
c’mon man its english premier league and college football day, i don’t need to wake up on vacation to this stuff
buncha degenerates on here i tell you what
buncha degenerates on here i tell you what
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
c’mon man its english premier league and college football day, i don’t need to wake up on vacation to this stuff
buncha degenerates on here i tell you what
buncha degenerates on here i tell you what