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lasagnahogtober @lasagnahog.bsky.social · 5h

Just a gorgeous dress wow

lasagnahogtober @lasagnahog.bsky.social · 6h

The Baby Jessica rescue preempted an episode of Rags to Riches I had been looking forward to. I'm still mad about it.

IN MY DEFENSE I was only eight and really didn't understand. But I'm still mad about it.

John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 8h

What meaningless thing/experience are you still mad about? Like it should not matter at all, DOES not matter at all. But you’re still MAD.

And how long has it been?

I bought some bagels at Hy-Vee four years ago. So bad. Too big. Hard. Bland. WORTHLESS.

I’m still FURIOUS.

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lasagnahogtober @lasagnahog.bsky.social · 7h

Alice leaves the room when Will Smith cusses on his new song Pretty Girls.

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lasagnahogtober @lasagnahog.bsky.social · 8h

So just raising kids with impeccable taste over there, I see

lasagnahogtober @lasagnahog.bsky.social · 8h

If I play my cards right...

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lasagnahogtober @lasagnahog.bsky.social · 8h

TRULY

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lasagnahogtober @lasagnahog.bsky.social · 8h

The Omen - Gregory Peck is a) very handsome and b) very talented. It was creepy! Glad to finally have seen this one

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lasagnahogtober @lasagnahog.bsky.social · 8h

Ooh yeah good to know!! Thank you!!

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lasagnahogtober @lasagnahog.bsky.social · 9h

New white whale just dropped:

Plastic 1980s kids Halloween costume for The Noid

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lasagnahogtober @lasagnahog.bsky.social · 9h

Thank you for this snack intelligence

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lasagnahogtober @lasagnahog.bsky.social · 9h

We are a pro Doritos family so this may be next!

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sarah margaret (scary) 🍂 @sarahmargs.bsky.social · 10h

say what you will about leonardo dicaprio but it's crazy that he painted sixteen chapels

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lasagnahogtober @lasagnahog.bsky.social · 9h

Alice just got a bacon grease fingerprint on her homework continuing in the steps of her ancestors (me, at least).

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lasagnahogtober @lasagnahog.bsky.social · 9h

My whole heart is full

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lasagnahogtober @lasagnahog.bsky.social · 10h

This Alice is home with me and I'm sitting here gently weeping, thankful for art that moves me and friendships that buoy me!

🌱✨Amelia✨🌱 @theartfulldodger.bsky.social · Aug 17

Alice

An open book with a drawing of a woman struggling in an ocean
She has long blond hair and closed weeping eye
White embroidered thread makes the ripples around her
And in the right corner it says
'I wish i hadn't cried so much' a quote from Alice in Wonderland

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Carrie🎃👓☠️🖤🧡 @cra87.bsky.social · 15h

I can only hope they use my recorded call for quality assurance and training purposes

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lasagnahogtober @lasagnahog.bsky.social · 14h

My friend knew a dentist who gave out tons of Halloween candy for a similar reason!!

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Shoshana 🏳️‍⚧️ @shoshana.bsky.social · 18h

Whoever called it "Semester at Sea" missed a great opportunity to call it "Seamester"

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lasagnahogtober @lasagnahog.bsky.social · 19h

Birthday magic!

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Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.bsky.social · 20h

twitter post by Inspirational Templates (@mynamehear) at 9:40 AM on 02 Oct 22:

My dad in 1990: You can't believe everything you read. Think and figure things out for yourself

My dad in 2022: Joe Biden is 3 lizards in a trenchcoat

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lasagnahogtober @lasagnahog.bsky.social · 1d

I AM HONORED

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lasagnahogtober @lasagnahog.bsky.social · 1d

Or we can talk about Living Dolls, the Who's the Boss? spin-off starring Leah Remini and Halle Berry. You decide.

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lasagnahogtober @lasagnahog.bsky.social · 1d

Suddenly overwhelmed with nostalgic urge to watch The Charmings, the 1980s sitcom about Snow White and Prince Charming waking from a thousand year old curse in modern day.

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lasagnahogtober @lasagnahog.bsky.social · 1d

"this thing's pretty good!" which is about as good as it gets

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lasagnahogtober @lasagnahog.bsky.social · 1d

That super sucks 💜 I will hope for the best