fa-la-la-la-la-lasagnahog
lasagnahog.bsky.social
fa-la-la-la-la-lasagnahog
@lasagnahog.bsky.social
sometimes extra is the right amount | world's okayest mom | I love you just the way you are

pfp: a "no preps" pin found at a flea market
5 games to get to know me

Centipede
Tetris
Bible Adventures
Super Mario 3
Animal Crossing
5 games to get to know me

SimCity 2000 (1993)
Fallout (1997)
Baldur's Gate (1998)
Europa Universalis (2000)
Kerbal Space Program (2011)
5 games to get to know me:

Star Control 2
Outer Wilds
Dwarf Fortress
Disco Elysium
Sunless Sea
November 30, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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U have been blessed by the MeatBird Queen. RS to show your appreciation (for her) or disdain (for others)
November 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
For months Bombalina has ignored the bag of catnip mice I keep on the counter for when I can't find the ones that are already out and about.

Her time of ignorance has ended so now they will go into my junk cupboard to be forgotten. It was pretty cute when she snuck up and snagged it though.
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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i have something to say
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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I hate long goodbyes, so let’s just say abbreviderci.
November 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Hey Bluesky!
I'll lose my job in ~1 month, and I'm not eligible for any unemployment benefits. The job market in Belgium really sucks rn, so I could definitely use some work as a freelance.

If you're looking for AI-free, high quality French localisation for your indie game, I'd love to help! 👋
November 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I had a really fun time last night at a family tradition we made all by ourselves (not co-opting from families of origin). We went to Fantasy Lights in Spanaway!

The park decorates with lights and makes a drive thru display that is so good and always worth the $15-20 for a carload.
November 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Looks like we found my mom's church. Posting with alt.
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Frog
Cat
Dog
Bird (small)
Fish
November 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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God not you fuckers again
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Bombalina smacked her laser pointer off the table in a real bossy way so I guess we're doing that now.
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I am eating my non-traditional traditional turkey sandwich (there are orange slices) so Thanksgiving is really over.
November 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Patti Warashina, Airstream Turkey, 1969. Earthenware with low-fire glaze and low-fire luster, 9 1/2 x 9 1/2 in. x 19 3/4 in (Seattle Art Museum)
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Nobody becomes estranged from their family because it's easy or fun. We do it to save our sanity and very possibly our lives.
Finally had that big fight with a Trump supporting family member over the holiday? Struggling with how to move forward as a family after they've endorsed inhuman atrocities?
Well, if you're looking for permission, here it is: You can cut them off. You don't owe nazis anything.
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Wouldn’t it be amazing if there actually is a guardian angel hovering over you curious and funny cheering you on you and your chaotic life

Singing
Be unafraid Jump Make noise
while they bask in the glow of your quirkiness and light
Imagine if you are perfect right in this moment

Imagine
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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i’m thankful for the word “plethora”

it really means a lot
Let’s all go around the table and say one word we’re thankful for.
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

Richard Marx at a casino
Beach Boys at a fair
Dave Matthews Band at the Gorge
Lady Gaga on her first tour
Galactic Tofu Farmers* on campus at Washington State University

*This is still my favorite band name
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Duran Duran : Notorious
Jump, Little Children: Church & Queen
Charlie Sexton Sextet: Under the Wishing Tree
Jane's Addiction: Relapse Tour
Aimee Mann: Christmas Show at Town Hall
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

bjork
rammstein
NIN
thomas dolby
no doubt

special mention lollapalooza 1993:

rage
tool
primus
alice in chains
front 242
dinosaur jr
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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ramona quimby and anastasia krupnik should have started a riot grrrl band and put out an ep called "newbery metal"
February 14, 2024 at 3:49 AM
I read a book that included a joke with the punchline "a pigment of my imitation" and that's what I think anytime someone talks about a figment of their imagination.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Him: "why are you naked?"

Me: "im eating lasagna"
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Made these tonight and my house smells delicious
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Doing this:

I'm at two sticks of butter.
sticks of butter used so far:

3
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM