🐝Piper🐝
@jazzguineapig.bsky.social
she/her, 41, bisexual lesbian dyke
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🐝Piper🐝
@jazzguineapig.bsky.social
· Apr 18
my daily affirmations:
-i am goated
-nothing's embarrassing
-time will pass anyway
-i am so cool
-i am goated
-nothing's embarrassing
-time will pass anyway
-i am so cool
thank god its dysphoria hoodie weather
December 2, 2025 at 7:04 AM
thank god its dysphoria hoodie weather
its the worst when i feel bad abt something but also i know its something i ""shouldnt"" feel bad abt
so i feel guilty abt feeling bad which also feels bad
so i feel guilty abt feeling bad which also feels bad
December 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
its the worst when i feel bad abt something but also i know its something i ""shouldnt"" feel bad abt
so i feel guilty abt feeling bad which also feels bad
so i feel guilty abt feeling bad which also feels bad
microdosing exhibitionism by showering with the bathroom door cracked
edging the cuddle boner for maximum yearning and longing potential
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
microdosing exhibitionism by showering with the bathroom door cracked
customer service workers should be allowed to stab once customer per day, pour encourager les autres
December 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
customer service workers should be allowed to stab once customer per day, pour encourager les autres
idk chat was she right?
December 1, 2025 at 1:54 PM
idk chat was she right?
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I am neither a decrepit cabin
on the shore of some abandoned
lake nor the loon guarding it.
I am the gravel road that leads
to that weather-beaten shack,
amongst shed needles & moss.
I could be happy by that water.
Sailing on the gliding porch bench,
at sunset, holding your hand.
on the shore of some abandoned
lake nor the loon guarding it.
I am the gravel road that leads
to that weather-beaten shack,
amongst shed needles & moss.
I could be happy by that water.
Sailing on the gliding porch bench,
at sunset, holding your hand.
December 1, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I am neither a decrepit cabin
on the shore of some abandoned
lake nor the loon guarding it.
I am the gravel road that leads
to that weather-beaten shack,
amongst shed needles & moss.
I could be happy by that water.
Sailing on the gliding porch bench,
at sunset, holding your hand.
on the shore of some abandoned
lake nor the loon guarding it.
I am the gravel road that leads
to that weather-beaten shack,
amongst shed needles & moss.
I could be happy by that water.
Sailing on the gliding porch bench,
at sunset, holding your hand.
gender-affirming getting told "you look really pretty" by a coworker 🥴
gender-affirming workplace gossip
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 AM
gender-affirming getting told "you look really pretty" by a coworker 🥴
a dude just nodded at me and i almost nodded back but by a supreme effort of will i managed to turn it into a smile instead fuck yeah
December 1, 2025 at 8:21 AM
a dude just nodded at me and i almost nodded back but by a supreme effort of will i managed to turn it into a smile instead fuck yeah
happy monday from my work
December 1, 2025 at 8:12 AM
happy monday from my work
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Atleast nobody will have to question if my works are ai or not so enjoy these practical effect wings I made after 7 years of building different animatronic wings!
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Atleast nobody will have to question if my works are ai or not so enjoy these practical effect wings I made after 7 years of building different animatronic wings!
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edging the cuddle boner for maximum yearning and longing potential
November 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
edging the cuddle boner for maximum yearning and longing potential
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Makeup is a pivotal part of my self expression. It is self care and art. A red lip makes me feel powerful.
I get to enjoy that. And yes, it gets to be part of my identity.
You do what you want with your face. Respect the choices others make for theirs.
I get to enjoy that. And yes, it gets to be part of my identity.
You do what you want with your face. Respect the choices others make for theirs.
November 30, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Makeup is a pivotal part of my self expression. It is self care and art. A red lip makes me feel powerful.
I get to enjoy that. And yes, it gets to be part of my identity.
You do what you want with your face. Respect the choices others make for theirs.
I get to enjoy that. And yes, it gets to be part of my identity.
You do what you want with your face. Respect the choices others make for theirs.
i want to be rolled in panko breading and deep fried
piperkatsu
piperkatsu
November 30, 2025 at 6:56 AM
i want to be rolled in panko breading and deep fried
piperkatsu
piperkatsu
5 games to get to know me
SimCity 2000 (1993)
Fallout (1997)
Baldur's Gate (1998)
Europa Universalis (2000)
Kerbal Space Program (2011)
SimCity 2000 (1993)
Fallout (1997)
Baldur's Gate (1998)
Europa Universalis (2000)
Kerbal Space Program (2011)
5 games to get to know me:
Star Control 2
Outer Wilds
Dwarf Fortress
Disco Elysium
Sunless Sea
Star Control 2
Outer Wilds
Dwarf Fortress
Disco Elysium
Sunless Sea
5 games to get to know us:
Chrono Trigger
Mega Man X
Horizon Forbidden West
FreQuency
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: the Arcade Game
Chrono Trigger
Mega Man X
Horizon Forbidden West
FreQuency
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: the Arcade Game
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
5 games to get to know me
SimCity 2000 (1993)
Fallout (1997)
Baldur's Gate (1998)
Europa Universalis (2000)
Kerbal Space Program (2011)
SimCity 2000 (1993)
Fallout (1997)
Baldur's Gate (1998)
Europa Universalis (2000)
Kerbal Space Program (2011)
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"stop ruining the cuddles with ur boner" you mean you don't get turned on and hard as fuck when you're pressed against a cute girl who's warm and squirming against you making noises? okay weirdo.
November 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
"stop ruining the cuddles with ur boner" you mean you don't get turned on and hard as fuck when you're pressed against a cute girl who's warm and squirming against you making noises? okay weirdo.
forgot my prog yesterday which means im boofing a double today. i dont make the rules
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
forgot my prog yesterday which means im boofing a double today. i dont make the rules
gender-affirming workplace gossip
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
gender-affirming workplace gossip
the elusive cishet therian
November 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
the elusive cishet therian
i was gonna post abt feeling embarrassed but then i remembered nothing's embarassing and i'm God's perfect transsexual
November 29, 2025 at 12:35 PM
i was gonna post abt feeling embarrassed but then i remembered nothing's embarassing and i'm God's perfect transsexual
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self aggrandizing is so much funnier than self deprecation also i am indestructible and very pretty
November 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
self aggrandizing is so much funnier than self deprecation also i am indestructible and very pretty
goodnight evil creatures in my phone
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 AM
goodnight evil creatures in my phone
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making one of those ads for a mobile game where the person is playing it wrong to frustrate you and want to make you download the game so you can play it right except it’s a video of me fucking your sister and im doing a terrible job
February 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
making one of those ads for a mobile game where the person is playing it wrong to frustrate you and want to make you download the game so you can play it right except it’s a video of me fucking your sister and im doing a terrible job
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Reminder that lesbians have a more positive view of trans people than trans people do
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Reminder that lesbians have a more positive view of trans people than trans people do
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🌊 @haxalicious.bsky.social specifically has us pouring their soda into a cup when they come over so she won't know if there's anything in it or not
🩸 i love when i secretly CNC drug girls with thc and they don't realize the edible's hitting til i tell them i drugged them. it's really cute seeing how they immediately feel it and get all flustered
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
🌊 @haxalicious.bsky.social specifically has us pouring their soda into a cup when they come over so she won't know if there's anything in it or not
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"good girls know how to protect themselves and their communities. good girls know how to clean and maintain an AR-15"
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 AM
"good girls know how to protect themselves and their communities. good girls know how to clean and maintain an AR-15"