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jazzguineapig.bsky.social
🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁
@jazzguineapig.bsky.social
2.1K followers 910 following 12K posts
she/her, 41, DIY dyke 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · Apr 18
my daily affirmations:
-i am goated
-nothing's embarrassing
-time will pass anyway
-i am so cool
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 19m
weird
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 7h
fuck sweet potatoes fr
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 8h
:3
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 8h
:3
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 8h
o7
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 9h
yes but hes very good at it
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 12h
CHOMP
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 12h
god i hope she never finds my account and all the thirsty shit i say abt her nooo that would be terrrrible
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 12h
literally like falling asleep and then waking up
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 15h
i wish my therapist was also my dentist so shed put her fingers in my mouth
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 20h
increasing my estrogen dose until i grow a third tit
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 23h
thank you O holy estrogen
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🎀 biichi monroe 🎀 @maximumbiichi.bsky.social · 23h
thank you estrogen holy fucking shit
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TheGhastlyOhtaku - 🎃👻Maxie👻🎃 @theaverageohtaku.bsky.social · 1d
thank you estrogen!!!!
♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 1d
walter white scrolling his phone: i am the one who tiktoks
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 1d
walter white putting on gloves and stepping into the ring: i am the one you box
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 1d
im built different (extensively remodeled)
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Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️‍⚧️ @kiraculous.net · 1d
i'm built different (not up to code)
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Weird (in an unsettling way) Alex @jackalpants.bsky.social · 1d
I'm built different (worse)
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 1d
insane. surely ordinary people will see how insane it all is,,, right?
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 1d
great minds think alike (but fools seldom differ)
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 1d
SKYLER DID NOTHING WRONG
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 1d
damn she beat me to it chat
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 1d
yes !!
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 1d
walter white putting the tip of his penis in somebody's foreskin: same punchline
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 1d
walter white piloting a ship into port: i am the one who docks
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 1d
Greek is a cool language, I wish I spoke Greek
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 1d
ideal scenario
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🍁🐝Piper🐝🍁 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 1d
cant relate but happy for u 🥰
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