JXPrime
@jxprime.bsky.social
just zis guy, you know? allergic to gammon.
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It has a hat and sunglasses! 🥺
November 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
It has a hat and sunglasses! 🥺
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Intro from "Thief: The Dark Project" (1998). Still cool af.
November 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Intro from "Thief: The Dark Project" (1998). Still cool af.
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can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
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Motorola's early cell phone, the DynaTAC, was $3,995 at launch in 1984. That's $12,500 today.
November 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Motorola's early cell phone, the DynaTAC, was $3,995 at launch in 1984. That's $12,500 today.
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- Black Friday
- Small Business Saturday
- How About For One - Literally Just ONE - Fucking Day Of The Week, You Don't Buy Anything; Jesus Fucking CHRIST Sunday
- Cyber Monday
- Small Business Saturday
- How About For One - Literally Just ONE - Fucking Day Of The Week, You Don't Buy Anything; Jesus Fucking CHRIST Sunday
- Cyber Monday
November 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
- Black Friday
- Small Business Saturday
- How About For One - Literally Just ONE - Fucking Day Of The Week, You Don't Buy Anything; Jesus Fucking CHRIST Sunday
- Cyber Monday
- Small Business Saturday
- How About For One - Literally Just ONE - Fucking Day Of The Week, You Don't Buy Anything; Jesus Fucking CHRIST Sunday
- Cyber Monday
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With his new comedy show and debut novel, is it time to let Louis C.K. force women to watch him masturbate again?
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
With his new comedy show and debut novel, is it time to let Louis C.K. force women to watch him masturbate again?
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The most 1980s-coded product possible:
Casio QL-10 (1981)
You’ve heard it a million times growing up; don’t play with matches. Well folks, the Calcu-Lighter ain’t no match.
You’ve heard it a million times growing up; don’t play with matches. Well folks, the Calcu-Lighter ain’t no match.
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The most 1980s-coded product possible:
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They’re burying the weirdest part of this story, which is that this congressman’s twin brother keeps trying and failing to replace him in various jobs and is now hoping to replace him in this one
November 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
They’re burying the weirdest part of this story, which is that this congressman’s twin brother keeps trying and failing to replace him in various jobs and is now hoping to replace him in this one
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unfortunate text placement in this thumbnail.
November 2, 2025 at 6:55 AM
unfortunate text placement in this thumbnail.
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id invest it in apes
no not crypto, actual apes a mighty army with which i would bring woe and consternation upon my foes
no not crypto, actual apes a mighty army with which i would bring woe and consternation upon my foes
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
id invest it in apes
no not crypto, actual apes a mighty army with which i would bring woe and consternation upon my foes
no not crypto, actual apes a mighty army with which i would bring woe and consternation upon my foes
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If you loved THE LION, THE WITCH, AND THE WARDROBE, then you'll love its action-packed sequel, PRINCE CASPIAN! The Pevensie children are back, even Edmund, but what about all your favorite friends: Mr. Tumnus, the Beavers, the friendly giant? Well, they've been dead for a thousand years. Sorry.
November 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If you loved THE LION, THE WITCH, AND THE WARDROBE, then you'll love its action-packed sequel, PRINCE CASPIAN! The Pevensie children are back, even Edmund, but what about all your favorite friends: Mr. Tumnus, the Beavers, the friendly giant? Well, they've been dead for a thousand years. Sorry.
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Also recognize that this unambiguous use of the military to commit murder of helpless noncombatants as they fought for life is a direct reflection of the virulent white supremacy that has seized our government, where every Latino man is a gangbanger in a de facto state of war against White America
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Also recognize that this unambiguous use of the military to commit murder of helpless noncombatants as they fought for life is a direct reflection of the virulent white supremacy that has seized our government, where every Latino man is a gangbanger in a de facto state of war against White America
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Just watching the neighbors gather pitchforks and light torches here.
@miketanier.bsky.social I've got it muted, but I can feel the boos through the floor in my feet
November 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Just watching the neighbors gather pitchforks and light torches here.
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Hagueseth
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Hagueseth
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Delete this.
November 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Delete this.
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Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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just carved the turkey!
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
just carved the turkey!
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lmao no fucking way there it is
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
lmao no fucking way there it is
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck