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“The Brad Pitt of Tomika” - Misuzu Asano
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We need this replacement fast-tracked! Get all of that government red tape safety bullshit out of the way PRONTO
January 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block
I guess I'm too woke because I find the proliferation of this really off-putting and gross. The fact that it's now reached the "enlightened centrists" class is depressing.
January 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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✨WHEEZING✨
January 26, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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25. Lou Whitaker!
January 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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What an exhausting way to live.
“oh, you think conservative men are terrified of big cities? common mistake. we are actually all just self-taught jason bournes.”
January 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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ski instructor said the yeti turds I found are moose droppings. am I supposed to be comforted by the fact the yeti is riding a goddamn moose
January 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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If you do the Tomahawk Chop, you're a bigot. It's not a debate. You're a racist person doing a racist thing and you're very excited about it. Also I hope your car gets a flat tire.
January 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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it's pedocon "theory" the same way it's called the theory of gravity
January 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Everyone reading the Colombian President
January 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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This is basically what C-3PO did in the original Star Wars movies and everyone was constantly telling him to shut the fuck up
"Imagine a world in which an A.I. can analyze your reading patterns and alert you that you’re about to buy a book where there’s only a 10 percent chance you’ll get past Page 6..."

Fuck off. That's not empowerment, that's outsourcing your soul. That's outsouling.

www.nytimes.com/2025/01/25/o...
Opinion | AI Can Work for Us
A.I. can be designed to dramatically enhance individual empowerment.
www.nytimes.com
January 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Not sure who posted this originally, but I cannot thank them enough. If you would have office installed (I'm a dummy, I know) and would like to have the non-AI-nonsense version at least somewhat returned, here's how to do it! answers.microsoft.com/en-us/msoffi...
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January 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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every example of how AI could be useful is like “if you were eating cereal, AI could tell you what cereal you were eating”
January 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Biden’s White House had the colleges and the cops punish and expel them all, that’s where they are now
The Trump White House has reportedly instructed the Pentagon to release the hold imposed by the Biden administration on the supply of 2,000-pound bombs to Israel.

Where are all those college protests now? 🤷
Scoop: Trump lifts Biden's hold on 2,000-pound bombs to Israel
Biden had used the hold to protest Israel's invasion of Rafah.
www.axios.com
January 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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January 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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the word “barbarian” comes from an ancient greek onomatopoeia for the speech of foreigners, whose languages they just heard as “barbarbarbar”
January 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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doctors and nurses: pay us more and hire more staff!

hospitals: dog? :)
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Jan 24
Some hospitals are bringing in dogs to spend entire shifts with doctors and nurses. The trained canines help staff cope with the stress of their work amid high levels of burnout.
Trained dogs working inside hospitals help ease burnout among health care staff
Some hospitals are bringing in dogs to spend entire shifts with doctors and nurses. The trained canines help staff cope with the stress of their work amid high levels of burnout.
www.npr.org
January 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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For Your Weekend Listening Pleasure:

Warren Zevon would have turned 78 yesterday. Celebrate with both Dallas shows from 1992: at Deep Ellum Live on Feb. 1, backed by The Odds; solo at Club Dada on July 27. Then send lawyers, guns and money.

tinyurl.com/2bz9vuxe

Setlist(s): tinyurl.com/h3cfvbwx
January 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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smegmata
January 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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it is simultaneously true that conservative are bad christians and that conservatives are *the* christians — that they own political christianity body and soul, that most of the institutions of christianity serve them, that they are the product of decades of decidedly-christian brainwashing
January 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Guys
GUYS
GUYS!

It's the king of the jus
January 24, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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January 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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it humbles me to say this but since lots of subreddit mods have taken a stronger stance against fascism by banning links from X than the Democratic Party as a whole, i have no choice but to drop "reddit behavior (pejorative)" from my vocabulary
January 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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A functioning opposition party would already be making ads arguing that Trump and his minions are pro-cancer.

Instead, we get conciliatory moves towards cooperation with evil.
NIH is the largest single funder of cancer research in the world. This is already a disaster and we’re on day two.
January 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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All NIH study sections canceled indefinitely. This will halt science and devastate research budgets in universities.
January 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM