Jess ✡️ 🇵🇸 🏳️🌈
@jewisharchivist.bsky.social
Jewish. ✡ Pan. 🏳️🌈 Archivist. Geek. Philly expat. Generally enthusiastic about everything. She/They.
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Back home in Vermont after months in London. The river is melting. A friend asked me why I’m afraid to take pictures of the river. Haunted, obviously. Every river is.
December 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Back home in Vermont after months in London. The river is melting. A friend asked me why I’m afraid to take pictures of the river. Haunted, obviously. Every river is.
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(Calling home for the first time on night 5 of my business trip) and what of my portcullis? Holding fast, no doubt?
December 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
(Calling home for the first time on night 5 of my business trip) and what of my portcullis? Holding fast, no doubt?
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you need as many emergency buns as possible.
December 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
you need as many emergency buns as possible.
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14yo: the Catholic Church needs to get with the times. No one cares about shamrocks anymore
14yo: they should say that the Holy Trinity is like a 3-in-1 shampoo, conditioner, and body wash
14yo: it won’t be great, but it’ll get the job done
14yo: they should say that the Holy Trinity is like a 3-in-1 shampoo, conditioner, and body wash
14yo: it won’t be great, but it’ll get the job done
December 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM
14yo: the Catholic Church needs to get with the times. No one cares about shamrocks anymore
14yo: they should say that the Holy Trinity is like a 3-in-1 shampoo, conditioner, and body wash
14yo: it won’t be great, but it’ll get the job done
14yo: they should say that the Holy Trinity is like a 3-in-1 shampoo, conditioner, and body wash
14yo: it won’t be great, but it’ll get the job done
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billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible
interviewer: incredible
December 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible
interviewer: incredible
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i can’t differentiate between clickbait and my manchurian candidate activation phrase anymore
December 20, 2025 at 3:52 AM
i can’t differentiate between clickbait and my manchurian candidate activation phrase anymore
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The joy one feels whilst eating the penultimate pancake, knowing that there is yet another to come, is balanced in equal measure by the despair at the realization that there is but one more remaining.
December 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The joy one feels whilst eating the penultimate pancake, knowing that there is yet another to come, is balanced in equal measure by the despair at the realization that there is but one more remaining.
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Lottie Fitzgerald, 35, from Southsea, has developed a strong attachment to a blue studio pottery mug she was given last Christmas. She reports that she is beginning to feel intensely anxious about the effect on other mugs that she owns.
Autistic woman worried her mugs have realised she has a favourite
An autistic woman is facing an ethical dilemma over her preference for drinking out of one particular mug, it has been revealed. Lottie Fitzgerald, 35, from Southsea, has developed a strong attachment...
thedailytism.com
July 21, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Lottie Fitzgerald, 35, from Southsea, has developed a strong attachment to a blue studio pottery mug she was given last Christmas. She reports that she is beginning to feel intensely anxious about the effect on other mugs that she owns.
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Ah shit. "Rob Reiner is the son of legendary writer/director Carl Reiner. Carl and Mel Brooks were best friends and comedic partners for over 70 yrs. After Carl's wife died, he and Mel bonded even closer, eating dinner together nightly for 12 yrs until Carl's passing." 😭
December 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Ah shit. "Rob Reiner is the son of legendary writer/director Carl Reiner. Carl and Mel Brooks were best friends and comedic partners for over 70 yrs. After Carl's wife died, he and Mel bonded even closer, eating dinner together nightly for 12 yrs until Carl's passing." 😭
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Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
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for generations scholars have debated which gender goes to college to get more knowledge, and which goes to Jupiter to get more stupider. in this essay i will...
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
for generations scholars have debated which gender goes to college to get more knowledge, and which goes to Jupiter to get more stupider. in this essay i will...
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the Michelin man is kinda like a Greek god in the sense that he presides over tires and which restaurants are good
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
the Michelin man is kinda like a Greek god in the sense that he presides over tires and which restaurants are good
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I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
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People will say anything on here. “We used to be a proper country,” no we didn’t. That’s not true.
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
People will say anything on here. “We used to be a proper country,” no we didn’t. That’s not true.
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Practicing mindfulness (filling my skull with elbow macaroni).
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Practicing mindfulness (filling my skull with elbow macaroni).
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putting tums on my pizza to save time
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
putting tums on my pizza to save time
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They're not hiding it, folks—straight up neo-Nazi advertising, from the font to the language to the 11 stars for the Confederacy. Then you have the DHS openly using white nationalist language of "remigrate", which means ethnic cleansing.
This is who MAGA is now.
This is who MAGA is now.
November 30, 2025 at 6:43 AM
They're not hiding it, folks—straight up neo-Nazi advertising, from the font to the language to the 11 stars for the Confederacy. Then you have the DHS openly using white nationalist language of "remigrate", which means ethnic cleansing.
This is who MAGA is now.
This is who MAGA is now.
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i scrolled too long on facebook (2 posts) and now i’ve got the shakes
November 30, 2025 at 6:51 AM
i scrolled too long on facebook (2 posts) and now i’ve got the shakes
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me: (in a very clear and loud speaking voice towards the tv) THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
November 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
me: (in a very clear and loud speaking voice towards the tv) THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
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He just spews one racist lie after another. It's despicable.
VP JD Vance stood before a crowd and tried to falsify history, claiming Christians ended widespread mass child-sacrifice practices among Native Americans
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
He just spews one racist lie after another. It's despicable.
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[powerful black mold crawls out from bathroom stall, posts on social media]: I also lived with Olivia Nuzzi for 4 years
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
[powerful black mold crawls out from bathroom stall, posts on social media]: I also lived with Olivia Nuzzi for 4 years
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give me fuel
give me fire
give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
give me fire
give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
give me fuel
give me fire
give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
give me fire
give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
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to diminish the humanities is to miss out on a lot of little guys. that’s no way to live.
Netsuke of a Rat Grasping a Soybean Pod, 19th century Japan
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
to diminish the humanities is to miss out on a lot of little guys. that’s no way to live.
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I’m actually shocked this is finally happening and it’s under this administration.
Yes it’s true they’ve never been required to use female crash test dummies to test car safety for women.
Yes it’s true they’ve never been required to use female crash test dummies to test car safety for women.
Federal government to require car companies to use female crash test dummies
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy unveiled an advanced female crash test dummy — the THOR-05F — on Thursday.
www.nbcnews.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I’m actually shocked this is finally happening and it’s under this administration.
Yes it’s true they’ve never been required to use female crash test dummies to test car safety for women.
Yes it’s true they’ve never been required to use female crash test dummies to test car safety for women.
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Well, crap.
CBS is reporting the suspect ID-ed as 29 year old Afghan national who entered US in 2021.
The path of likely demagoguery seems obvious from here.
www.cbsnews.com/live-updates...
The path of likely demagoguery seems obvious from here.
www.cbsnews.com/live-updates...
2 National Guard members shot in Washington, D.C., suspect in custody, officials say
Two members of the West Virginia National Guard were shot a few blocks from the White House in Washington, D.C., and a suspect is in custody, officials say.
www.cbsnews.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Well, crap.