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You can always find me in the drift
[Reaping] what the - I didn't sow any gopher heads!
December 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
[Reaping] what the - I didn't sow any gopher heads!
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sunny D is stored in the spine forever and if u crack your back, even years later, you'll experience Californian Delight
December 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
sunny D is stored in the spine forever and if u crack your back, even years later, you'll experience Californian Delight
Making my horse hit a spin in the lists for a 360 no-scope in the joust
December 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Making my horse hit a spin in the lists for a 360 no-scope in the joust
You have no maiden + your silos are empty + your vassals are impudent
December 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
You have no maiden + your silos are empty + your vassals are impudent
But you could put other things on it too, right? Not just grain. There's no reason you couldn't put other things on it
Grain elevator operator: never thought of it before. Don't much care to think of it now
Grain elevator operator: never thought of it before. Don't much care to think of it now
December 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
But you could put other things on it too, right? Not just grain. There's no reason you couldn't put other things on it
Grain elevator operator: never thought of it before. Don't much care to think of it now
Grain elevator operator: never thought of it before. Don't much care to think of it now
Whenever grain entrapment comes up people always ask me "what was the guy doing walking around on the grain anyways?" and what you've got to understand is this: standing around on top of grain is very fun
December 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Whenever grain entrapment comes up people always ask me "what was the guy doing walking around on the grain anyways?" and what you've got to understand is this: standing around on top of grain is very fun
Jar Jar Binks confirmed real eater ™️
December 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Jar Jar Binks confirmed real eater ™️
My writing of the next great American novel has been immeasurably hampered by my inability to spell "hoose-gau"(?)
December 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
My writing of the next great American novel has been immeasurably hampered by my inability to spell "hoose-gau"(?)
Sebulba got his legs broken by mafia types for losing the Boonta Eve race
December 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Sebulba got his legs broken by mafia types for losing the Boonta Eve race
Getting on Survivor and day one I'm just shooting all of the other competitors with a gun
December 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Getting on Survivor and day one I'm just shooting all of the other competitors with a gun
I don't really like pepper because everytime I sneeze my teeth shoot out of my mouth like a blast of bloody grapeshot and the surgeries to put them back in are becoming prohibitively expensive
December 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I don't really like pepper because everytime I sneeze my teeth shoot out of my mouth like a blast of bloody grapeshot and the surgeries to put them back in are becoming prohibitively expensive
Kind of funny that "martini" became the recognized symbol for alcohol. Aye pal just down at the boat launch with my cocktail shaker, 2 bottles of booze and a jar of olives, come through for one
December 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Kind of funny that "martini" became the recognized symbol for alcohol. Aye pal just down at the boat launch with my cocktail shaker, 2 bottles of booze and a jar of olives, come through for one
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(peering into the cage of the monkey next to me) whatcha got there? Cloth Mother? Nice...nice. Me? Eh, I got the Wire Mother. Nah, it's not so bad. Can't pick your family, you know?
November 20, 2024 at 1:51 PM
(peering into the cage of the monkey next to me) whatcha got there? Cloth Mother? Nice...nice. Me? Eh, I got the Wire Mother. Nah, it's not so bad. Can't pick your family, you know?
Never seen a sheep act sheepish. What's up with that
December 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Never seen a sheep act sheepish. What's up with that
[Sheepishly holding a dozen roses in the altar line] I know Ny'althek is the "Blood God" but I just thought like, isn't everyone bringing blood? Mix it up a bit y'know
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
[Sheepishly holding a dozen roses in the altar line] I know Ny'althek is the "Blood God" but I just thought like, isn't everyone bringing blood? Mix it up a bit y'know
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i guess life topside aint so shabby. the Soil can Wait
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
i guess life topside aint so shabby. the Soil can Wait
The night was hot and so was she. But the case was cold as ice. The room itself was a moderate temperature, not unpleasant. Humidity was pretty normal, if a little on the dry side
November 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The night was hot and so was she. But the case was cold as ice. The room itself was a moderate temperature, not unpleasant. Humidity was pretty normal, if a little on the dry side
Going out on the cousin walk and coming back with an extra cousin
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Going out on the cousin walk and coming back with an extra cousin
Going out on the cousin walk and coming back home with one fewer cousins
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Going out on the cousin walk and coming back home with one fewer cousins
You telling me I have to let this pig suckle on me?
November 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
You telling me I have to let this pig suckle on me?
Braveheart was pretty cool almost makes you wish Scotland was a real place
November 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Braveheart was pretty cool almost makes you wish Scotland was a real place
"Don't kill the messenger" what else am I supposed to do with him. Shake his hand? Rub his shoulders? Lock eyes with him over a romantic candlelit dinner and kiss the back of his neck?
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
"Don't kill the messenger" what else am I supposed to do with him. Shake his hand? Rub his shoulders? Lock eyes with him over a romantic candlelit dinner and kiss the back of his neck?
Scribes! Jot this down - "reminder: kill scribes"
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Scribes! Jot this down - "reminder: kill scribes"
Ah, ircling vultures. If vultures do one thing well, it's - okay well actually it's piss and shit on their own legs for temperature control. But if they do two things well, the second one is circling
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Ah, ircling vultures. If vultures do one thing well, it's - okay well actually it's piss and shit on their own legs for temperature control. But if they do two things well, the second one is circling
Woke 1940s guy: dont call them 'broads' bro
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Woke 1940s guy: dont call them 'broads' bro