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Josh Crutchmer
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Planning Editor/A1 time lapser, NYT. Teller of Americana tales others pass on. Oklahoma State/Man City. Also: @thebacklounge.bsky.social
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I thought "how bad could it be?" and well...
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Between this and Michigan's entire roster guarding the midfield logo after the loss, this rivalry is obsessed with competitive landscaping
top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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um did he practice this somehow? how is it...perfect?
top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Hail Goo
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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the only time I ever saw a cancelled entertainer reënter the culture was at my cousins wedding when a drunk lady got cut off at the bar and fell down the stairs and busted her head open and went to the hospital and came back somehow with blood running down her head and tried to get another beverage
November 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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a rivalry game where the field conditions deteriorate through the game is beautiful, representing the deterioration of the psyches of everyone involved
November 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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nice bat, pontiff. next guy tries to give the pope a jersey is gettin' baptized.
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
How much time has to pass before I’m legally allowed to be mad at how Manchester City is playing
November 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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NEW: The New York Times got a State Dept. cable telling diplomats to destroy visas that had been approved and printed to give to Afghans. And diplomats are told to do scheduled interviews but not grant visas. US shuts all legal entry routes for Afghans. Our story: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/u...
Trump Pauses All Asylum Applications and Halts Visas for Afghans
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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why we gotta have a shirtless dude standing on a chair this early on the morning
November 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
College Gameday has always been some level of annoying, but never to the point that “frantically searching for the remote to turn the whole tv off because sitting in silence is better” was the move. Not so much anymore tho
November 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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So, we just discovered mirrors and our reflection
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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the covid vaccine prevents many more cases of myocarditis than it potentially causes in kids and adults. this is a conclusive fact from dozens of massive rigorous studies.

vinay prasad is an expert in using statistics to lie, and he is credentialed — that makes this even more dangerous.
Internal memo at the FDA claims 10 deaths in children as a result of Covid vaccines — but does not include data

Explosive story by @by-cjewett.bsky.social

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/h...
F.D.A. Attributes 10 Children’s Deaths to Covid Vaccines
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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/Getting chastised about sex stuff by Nicole Kidman in her camisole/underwear outfit from Eyes Wide Shut "Yeah, yeah, for sure, I hear you but I have to go rent a mask and robe thing. It's for sex-related reasons but not what you're talking about. It's way worse. But let's circle back."
November 29, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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Oh you outgained OSU? Let’s see you have a +3 points differential in spite of being 2-9
Sark: "I think we're absolutely a playoff team."

He came with stats:
- First team since 2019 LSU with three top-10 regular season wins.
- No. 5 SOS
- Played three teams in the current top 4
- Outgained Ohio State by 200 yards.
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Cannot wait for the debate over whether losing to Florida on the road or Louisville at home is worse lmao
honestly the thing i resent most about the texas playoff discussion is how much it requires discussion of florida. go away, i'm hideous!
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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i get why eagles fans are mad at the offense but your defense letting this happen is 900x worse
November 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Look, can I say something
I need this coach search to never end
November 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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I am rescinding yesterday’s thankfulness due to the Eagles
November 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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this is the type of gadget a man would use to murder his wife in an episode of Columbo set in 2025
new way to die just dropped. and it's on sale
November 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Legit thought this eagles Santa was holding a gun.
November 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Very good guide description written by @jonbois.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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you know it's funny so much talk about THE TRANSFER PORTAL and how kids aren't loyal anymore and it makes it hard to be a fan of the sport

and then we get to the end of the year and one coach holds 3 schools hostage while deciding whether he wants to coach his team on a national championship run
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM