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AFF8647
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Hello, I'm a xennial! I remember forgotten things so millennials don't have to!

he/him,libra,Angels (FU Arte),Rams, Pomona Valley born and raised.
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
The Secretary of Defense, ladies and gentlemen
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Tony Gwynn once struck out 3 times in a game. I mean Tony Gwynn struck out 3 times in a game only once.
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Tom Hanks branded jokes called Punch Lines.
Tom Hanks branded road maps for old school drivers called Cloud Atlases
Tom Hanks branded push up bras called Bosom Buddies
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Share A Smile 😁🖤
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Always bet on black, Charlie Brown.
Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill, Charlie Brown
We’re going to need a bigger boat, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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I’m beginning to hate all fictional characters in media today. They never do the smart and obvious thing.

I’m sorry, but making stupid decisions is no longer a viable plot practice.

Does it add character depth? Oh yes, it makes them deeply stupid and annoying.
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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RFK Jr:
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Loved this movie in junior high. RIP Jimmy and John Candy.
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 12:10 PM
"No matter what's going on in my life, I can always watch them swim and be totally at peace."
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Charlie Brown, you're my ambassador of Quan!
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe, Charlie Brown
Every living thing on earth dies alone, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
In my eyes
Indisposed
In disguises no one knows
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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I just have to say, for the record:

When a cat comes and lays on your chest before you can get out of bed?

10/10, would recommend.
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
If you see this post a greg

Underrated buddy comedy. RIP Hines.
November 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
November 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Drop some UNIQUE HAIR 👨‍🎤 🖤 👩‍🎤
November 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love... 🎥 🖤

Mystery Men
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Share a TV series you've seen from beginning to end more than once 📺
November 20, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 2:21 AM
On Wednesdays We Wear Black 🖤
November 20, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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One thing about living in Seattle in the 90s: we always knew where our lead singers stood on bread theft.
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Fans who are upset about players swearing during celebrations need to grow up.
November 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM