🎄Jolly Old BlueCelt ♨️
@bluecelt.bsky.social
Learning & Development Guy
I follow politics way more than is healthy. Occasionally paint a mini.
Butlerian Jihad enthusiast.
No Kings.
Remember this: Try
I follow politics way more than is healthy. Occasionally paint a mini.
Butlerian Jihad enthusiast.
No Kings.
Remember this: Try
You just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM
You just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
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TSA: "shoes off"
ME, in my flow state: "that's $50 extra, $60 extra if your friend watches"
TSA: "miss, please come with us over here."
ME, STILL in my flow state: "okay, but tHAT'S AN EXTRA $300, or $450 if you want me to act like im happy"
ME, in my flow state: "that's $50 extra, $60 extra if your friend watches"
TSA: "miss, please come with us over here."
ME, STILL in my flow state: "okay, but tHAT'S AN EXTRA $300, or $450 if you want me to act like im happy"
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
TSA: "shoes off"
ME, in my flow state: "that's $50 extra, $60 extra if your friend watches"
TSA: "miss, please come with us over here."
ME, STILL in my flow state: "okay, but tHAT'S AN EXTRA $300, or $450 if you want me to act like im happy"
ME, in my flow state: "that's $50 extra, $60 extra if your friend watches"
TSA: "miss, please come with us over here."
ME, STILL in my flow state: "okay, but tHAT'S AN EXTRA $300, or $450 if you want me to act like im happy"
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something i had completely forgotten about was that MTG was only elected to congress for the first time in 2020. she basically only made it through 11 months of an actual trump presidency
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
something i had completely forgotten about was that MTG was only elected to congress for the first time in 2020. she basically only made it through 11 months of an actual trump presidency
Damn, Justice is not in a good place.
Funny story, Jim Justice used to be a billionaire and the richest person in West Virginia, but apparently he's now in so much debt that his net worth is "less than zero" according to Forbes: www.forbes.com/sites/christ...
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Damn, Justice is not in a good place.
Im not sure. We should distribute some out to test this theory.
I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.
( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Im not sure. We should distribute some out to test this theory.
Well I'm a little beggarman and begging I have been
For three score or more on the little isle of green
And I'm known from the Liffey from the basement to the zoo
And I'm known by the name of old Johnny Dhu
For three score or more on the little isle of green
And I'm known from the Liffey from the basement to the zoo
And I'm known by the name of old Johnny Dhu
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Well I'm a little beggarman and begging I have been
For three score or more on the little isle of green
And I'm known from the Liffey from the basement to the zoo
And I'm known by the name of old Johnny Dhu
For three score or more on the little isle of green
And I'm known from the Liffey from the basement to the zoo
And I'm known by the name of old Johnny Dhu
Somebody wants cuddles this morning.
November 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Somebody wants cuddles this morning.
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swallowed rank pip
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
swallowed rank pip
But-Leo-rian Jihad now.
I am appreciating the new pope.
I am appreciating the new pope.
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
But-Leo-rian Jihad now.
I am appreciating the new pope.
I am appreciating the new pope.
What an absurd day. 5 stars.
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
What an absurd day. 5 stars.
I was down a wiki hole for 15 minutes. What’d I miss?
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I was down a wiki hole for 15 minutes. What’d I miss?
I don’t trust today. It’s been far too fun.
“trump is ecstatic to meet the muslim socialist immigrant mayor of new york while MAGA’s strongest soldier from georgia-14 resigns in disgust” is a fucking coalition-breaking disaster for the hard right
no, it’s fucking terrible for trump, lol
November 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I don’t trust today. It’s been far too fun.
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Folks, Zohran Mamdani—smart guy, reminds me of a young me—you know what he said, I told him, “Zohran, I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna say the shahada,” and he said to me “Mr. President, you should say a third line confirming your belief in the wilayat of Ali,” should we do it folks? Should we say it?
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Folks, Zohran Mamdani—smart guy, reminds me of a young me—you know what he said, I told him, “Zohran, I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna say the shahada,” and he said to me “Mr. President, you should say a third line confirming your belief in the wilayat of Ali,” should we do it folks? Should we say it?
Miller got ahold of the phone again.
Trump just claimed on Truth Social that he’s “terminating, effective immediately, the Temporary Protected Status (TPS Program) for Somalis in Minnesota.”
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Miller got ahold of the phone again.
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Noting the congressional pension is based on service time, it kicks in at 5 years and her retirement date - Jan. 5, 2026 - will be the first business day after she passes five years since her first swearing in. bsky.app/profile/heli...
Any idea why she's quitting then? Her statement isn't very coherent (big surprise), although it would make more sense as an explanation of just not running for re-election.
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Noting the congressional pension is based on service time, it kicks in at 5 years and her retirement date - Jan. 5, 2026 - will be the first business day after she passes five years since her first swearing in. bsky.app/profile/heli...
Bwhahaha. Seethe, you petty little bastards.
Trump supporters are also making shitty AI videos of Trump arresting Mamdani in the Oval Office.
They don't know how to process what just happened in real life, so they're making the version they prefer with AI.
They don't know how to process what just happened in real life, so they're making the version they prefer with AI.
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Bwhahaha. Seethe, you petty little bastards.
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
Fun facts from Fred!
An interesting thing about the Armenian genocide is that the perpetrators were promptly assassinated when it became clear the legal system of the time was inadequate to bring them to justice.
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Fun facts from Fred!
That lady who said he doesn’t like things broke him.
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
That lady who said he doesn’t like things broke him.
Excellent thread. We must become Butlerian in our outlook.
Friend who got laid off is looking for work. Gets an e-mail for a position he doesn't remember applying to. On the surface the e-mail looks legit - the English is good, doesn't sound like ChatGPT, etc. Mentions he'll be interviewing with a specific person on the company about page w/ a Teams link /
November 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Excellent thread. We must become Butlerian in our outlook.
Watch out for Purple Krystal, COBRAs middle aged menace.
Your GI JOE name is the color of your shirt followed by your first pet's name.
GO.
GO.
November 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Watch out for Purple Krystal, COBRAs middle aged menace.
Great question. Has he?
Trump: "If they buy a nice Tesla car and they borrow the money -- you're so lucky I'm with you, Elon. I'll tell you. Has he ever thanked me properly?"
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Great question. Has he?
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i want enemies
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
i want enemies