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Brian Lynch

@brianmichaellynch.bsky.social

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Screenwriter: Minions, Secret Life of Pets, Hop, Puss in Boots, Big Helium Dog. Minions 3 coming next year. Co-host of Hey That's Me: A Commentary Podcast https://linktr.ee/heythatsmepod

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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 8h

Christmas Vacation ---> Vacation: Holiday Road
Taken 3 ---> Miss Taken
Men in Black 3 ---> Black in Time
The Mummy Returns ---> Bride of the Mummy
Fast and the Furious 11 ---> Last of the Furious
Jason Bourne ---> Bourne Again
Dark Knight Rises ---> Batman Ends

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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 8h

Oh Jeff. Jeff I like your thinking.

Also Muppets Most Wanted should have been The Muppets Again, like planned.

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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 8h

Sequels that should have had different titles:

Batman Forever ---> Batman?
Zootopia 2 ---> 2topia
Now You See Me 2 ---> Now You See Me, Now You Don't
Now You See Me 3 ---> Now You 3 Me
Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire ---> Ghostbusters: Ecto Cooler
Despicable Me 2 ---> Despicable Us
Moana 2 --> Mo' Ana

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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 9h

Post something that brings you instant happiness.

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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 1d

Diane Keaton was fantastic. In everything. A brilliant actress. An icon. And so so funny. May she Rest in Peace.

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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 2d

I’d be down!

Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 2d

Gail, can I write the official Marvel comic adaptation of the in-universe MUTINA movie?

Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 2d

Share someone who looks stylish in overalls.

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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 2d

America is being run by the image of Abe Simpson raising his fist to a cloud

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Derek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 2d

Did a single member of the press push back on this, or did they all just stand there and act like it was normal?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social · 2d

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

Sophie Sherry @sophiesherry.bsky.social · 2d

During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door.   It wasn’t the feds — it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help.

He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.

chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

Neighbor shielded 7-year-old during South Shore federal raid: ‘I didn’t want them to take her’

During the Sept. 30 raid one tenant protected a terrified girl and her mom. Remnants at the complex, including a detailed map of all the units, offer clues to what authorities may have known before th...

chicago.suntimes.com

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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 2d

I watched ALL OF YOU on Apple+. I thought it was going to be a romantic comedy about two friends who should be together but can't quite get it together until one day they CAN. It is... not that and now I am sad.

Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 2d

At one point, Blumhouse owned HALLOWEEN and THE PURGE and could have made a great Halloween-On-Purge-Night-So-Michael-Myers-Can-Do-Whatever-He-Wants movie.

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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 3d

This is VERY eye opening.

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 3d

Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile starts... now.

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

YouTube video by The Onion

www.youtube.com

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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 3d

I hope it’s not ours!

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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 3d

What a lovely bunch of messages to wake up to. Thank you!

Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 4d

Hugh Grant as the voice of Detective Chimp, please

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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 4d

And, and, and her boyfriend, her boyfriend, RIGHT, he's the founder of ANTIFA, so, so so, that's who you're dealing with

Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 4d

Hope everything is okay! Sending you good thoughts!

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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 4d

Andy, agreed.

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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 4d

Just for the avoidance of doubt, this is inexcusably racist and a sin against God.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4d

Mike Johnson: "If you're a young, pregnant American citizen women who shows up in an ER and you get treated and they pay the hospital less for treating you than some illegal rabble rouser who came in from some South American country to do us harm, that is wrong."

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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 4d

Beck and Kyle have Jack Black on their podcast and bless Kyle for bringing up AIRBORNE.

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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 4d

Wow oh wow can @robertkirkman.bsky.social write Transformers. What a fun, awesome read.

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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 4d

Ey I got you a pizza.

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Michael Clemens @mclem.org · 4d

The Constitutional crisis you've been waiting for is here.

The right moment to speak up—that moment of clarity you've been waiting for—that's here too.

Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 4d

I will not back down.

Trump is now calling for the arrest of elected representatives checking his power.

What else is left on the path to full-blown authoritarianism?

Donald Trump Truth Social Post: Chicago Mayor should be in jail for failing to protect Ice Officers! Governor Pritzker also.

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