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@jasonvoorhees1004.bsky.social
Hello, I'm a xennial! I remember forgotten things so millennials don't have to!
he/him,libra,Angels (FU Arte),Rams, Pomona Valley born and raised.
he/him,libra,Angels (FU Arte),Rams, Pomona Valley born and raised.
The only who truly has my heart. I love Rachel McAdams in every universe.
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The only who truly has my heart. I love Rachel McAdams in every universe.
"Let me be your Mr. Mc..."
November 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
"Let me be your Mr. Mc..."
Post someone who looks good in Black… 🖤
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Post someone who looks good in Black… 🖤
“Where’s his award?”
November 18, 2025 at 4:53 AM
“Where’s his award?”
Veronica Mars era Kristen Bell was just something else.🥰
November 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Veronica Mars era Kristen Bell was just something else.🥰
Drop someone BLONDE / BLOND 👱♀️🖤👱
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Drop someone BLONDE / BLOND 👱♀️🖤👱
It’s cold out! Share someone who looks stylish wearing gloves. 🖤
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
It’s cold out! Share someone who looks stylish wearing gloves. 🖤
Translation: “He’s white and republican and not black and democrat so he’s magically innocent. Derp!”
Go to hell you racist cracker.
Go to hell you racist cracker.
November 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Translation: “He’s white and republican and not black and democrat so he’s magically innocent. Derp!”
Go to hell you racist cracker.
Go to hell you racist cracker.
Share someone who looks stylish wearing the color pink 🌸 🖤
November 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Share someone who looks stylish wearing the color pink 🌸 🖤
Eat shit, Lindsey Suckingham.
November 16, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Eat shit, Lindsey Suckingham.
This needs to be on not just Rifftrax but as a live Fathom event. Such a fun bad movie.
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
This needs to be on not just Rifftrax but as a live Fathom event. Such a fun bad movie.
Fuck your steaks, cracker.
November 16, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Fuck your steaks, cracker.
Jason would have even killed and hated Trump. IYKYK
November 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Jason would have even killed and hated Trump. IYKYK
Rain or not, I’m taking the newly expanded A line to Pasadena to get my THC tincture and Planet Fitness nearby. Suck it, weather.
November 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Rain or not, I’m taking the newly expanded A line to Pasadena to get my THC tincture and Planet Fitness nearby. Suck it, weather.
Translation: "Trump's white and republican and not an N word democrat so I'll give him a free pass. Derp!"
Drop muerto, cracker Greg.
Drop muerto, cracker Greg.
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Translation: "Trump's white and republican and not an N word democrat so I'll give him a free pass. Derp!"
Drop muerto, cracker Greg.
Drop muerto, cracker Greg.
Scott Jennings only likes WHITE rapists.
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Scott Jennings only likes WHITE rapists.
Blonde but when it’s short like True Detective era Rachel.
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Blonde but when it’s short like True Detective era Rachel.