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@humanbean.net

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I'm laughing with you. I write. I live in a fifth wheel traveling the dystopian US. Ask me anything about RV life except where i am. I like rocks and trees and writing and dogs and photography and human rights She/her.

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human bean @humanbean.net · 13h

a brown and white chihuahua in a yellow rain coat and hood
in a fenced in dog park. There is bark as ground cover, which irritatingly provides poop camouflage

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SeasonalPun @pixelfish.bsky.social · 9h

Are there so many songs about rainbows and what’s on the other side?

Because off the top of my head, I can only think of one.

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alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 9h

hey don’t touch that that’s my emotional support parasocial relationship with a few thousand people

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 10h

Look, I get that we all want to like that frog pretending to be Obama “Hop” poster, but you all understand it’s obviously AI, right?

It has that pissbrown sheen suffusing the entire thing that’s even more obvious when you compare it to the original.

I’m not alone in seeing this, right?

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it's charloween! (it/its) @charloh.online · 9h

recipe: creamy mashed potatoes

KitchenKaren47: followed this but used white onions in place of the potato because my large adult son doesn't like them. horrible! never making this again. son hasn't stopped crying even after I offered to buy him the new Call of Battlefield on X Box

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it's charloween! (it/its) @charloh.online · 9h

we love a good "this recipe is bad because I personally made an absolutely unhinged substitution based on nothing" review

Alex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 11h

nancy no!!!!

(recipe: Hamburger Steak with Onions and Gravy)

recipe review

Nancy Wood
1 star

Do NOT use vanilla in place of sherry! I just made this exactly as written and used vanilla since I didn't have sherry. It is now down the disposal. The smell alone was a huge indicator of what it would taste like. Whoever thought of vanilla with meat? Nasty.

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human bean @humanbean.net · 9h

Good thing it wasn’t loaded

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Nomad @boondocking.us · 11h

Yep! Been doing it full-time for over 10 years and have just barely scratched the surface.

#boondocking
#rv #rvlife
#vanlife
#FulltimeRV
#Nomad
#checkyourBooBs

human bean @humanbean.net · 19h

get out and see this country if you can

just go

its huge and strange and beautiful and desolate and crowded and treed and barren and desert and cliffs and mountains and ocean

the natl parks may not be there forever

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human bean @humanbean.net · 11h

She inspired me so much. I hate how much this world crushes people. 😢

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Kait 🥔 @thryse.com · 11h

You’re supposed to dehumanize things that aren’t human. Doing otherwise dehumanizes human beings.

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Ford, The Punslinger @inferknow.co · 17h

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Public Universehell Girlfriend 🏳️‍⚧️ @girlfriend.bsky.social · 12h

Newsom vetoing improved access to prep for expense reasons is wild.

Do you think it is more expensive to prevent HIV than treat it? What a fascinating mind. Reaganesque, you might say.

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human bean @humanbean.net · 12h

crap i had to look

and now i'm crying

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human bean @humanbean.net · 13h

this is normally when i realize i have taken in too much of the big world, too fucking much, i am too infuriated and heartbroken

so i am going to small world for a while and catch up on dog petting and find me some nature

human bean @humanbean.net · 14h

sometimes i get so caught up in the harms perpetrated on humans by this country

that it makes me really angry to see a long back and forth between strangers in this country talking about taxes

taxes? fuck your taxes, wtf are you talking about, they are disappearing PEOPLE ON OUR FUCKING STREETS

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Political geek 💙💙💙💙💔 🇺🇦 @politicalgeek.bsky.social · 15h

youtu.be/qae25976UgA?...

Warren Zevon - Werewolves Of London (Official Music Video) [HD]

YouTube video by RHINO

youtu.be

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 15h

What if Skynet, but stupid.

Business Insider @businessinsider.com · 16h

Some military leaders are turning to AI chatbots for help with decision-making, seeing this tech as a way to get the advantage.

Even top generals are looking to AI chatbots for answers

Some military leaders are turning to AI chatbots for help with decision-making, seeing this tech as a way to get the advantage.

www.businessinsider.com

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human bean @humanbean.net · 14h

oh good thought it was just me

i replied to someone and it vanished

i thought maybe i am just talking too much today

human bean @humanbean.net · 14h

the thing is? even if he had a chainsaw and two cleavers on him at the time he still wouldn't deserve the treatment ICE gives

human bean @humanbean.net · 14h

i want these things to trigger the people who foam at the mouth about how the gov is lying about aliens

i want his choice of words to fucking haunt him forever

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human bean @humanbean.net · 14h

My brain, which is part squirrel, has already visualized scads of reporters descending on the gov to say WE DEMAND PROOF OF THIS ALIEN

SHOW US THE ALIEN

what planet is he from?

its all so vile

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human bean @humanbean.net · 14h

A thirteen year old human child is not an alien.

A thirteen year old human child could have been my child, or yours. A thirteen year old human child who has possibly not made it through puberty before being maligned by the state.

Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 15h

This is the response I received from ICE when I inquired about the 13-year-old they abducted from Everett, Mass. on Friday:

Good afternoon, Marisa.
Please see the below from DHS on the 13-year-old alien.
Please feel free to direct any questions to them.
Respectfully,
James

Tricia McLaughlin
@TriciaOhio • 6h
S...
Here are the facts: he posed a public safety threat with an extensive rap sheet including violent assault with a dangerous weapon, battery, breaking and entering, destruction of property.
He was in possession of a firearm and 5-7 inch knife when arrested.

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human bean @humanbean.net · 14h

i long for the days when people had to own the words they chose to use

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human bean @humanbean.net · 14h

ARTICHOKE HEART TRANSPLANT

human bean @humanbean.net · 16h

I used to carry my camera everywhere and in 2007 i took this photo apparently

a news rack with "Weekly World News" on it. "The only reliable newspaper," it says. Headlines include TRANS-PLANTS and Alien Training Camp Found. "ETs Sharpen invasion skills in mock town!"