human bean
@humanbean.net
I'm laughing with you. I write. I live in a fifth wheel traveling the dystopian US. Ask me anything about RV life except where i am.
I like rocks and trees and writing and dogs and photography and human rights
She/her.
I like rocks and trees and writing and dogs and photography and human rights
She/her.
Pinned
human bean
@humanbean.net
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does anyone know what kind of rock this is
It is wet in the photo but even dry the stripes are distinct and visible
found washed up at a beach
It is wet in the photo but even dry the stripes are distinct and visible
found washed up at a beach
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i'll bet being wrapped in fishnets by that machine feels so fucken good for the christmas tree
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
i'll bet being wrapped in fishnets by that machine feels so fucken good for the christmas tree
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What's hilarious is that competent programmers, as well as people studying programming for the very first time, know that all code you write after about 4 hours is garbage. Totally useless, none of it worth salvaging.
Actual programmers hear "I coded for 36 hours" and hear "I gooned for 36 hours"
Actual programmers hear "I coded for 36 hours" and hear "I gooned for 36 hours"
Working 36 hours straight on Thanksgiving so Grok says Elon is in better shape than LeBron
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
What's hilarious is that competent programmers, as well as people studying programming for the very first time, know that all code you write after about 4 hours is garbage. Totally useless, none of it worth salvaging.
Actual programmers hear "I coded for 36 hours" and hear "I gooned for 36 hours"
Actual programmers hear "I coded for 36 hours" and hear "I gooned for 36 hours"
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humans can’t even shoot their organs at predators
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
humans can’t even shoot their organs at predators
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
1. Pronghorn antelope (I have terrible photos of them, just terrible, because they scented us and ran)
2. Armadillo (scared the crap out of Milo, too)
3. Bison
4. Millipede (in GA, I think it was)
5. White (not albino) squirrels
1. Pronghorn antelope (I have terrible photos of them, just terrible, because they scented us and ran)
2. Armadillo (scared the crap out of Milo, too)
3. Bison
4. Millipede (in GA, I think it was)
5. White (not albino) squirrels
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Zebra (, an entire dazzle, amongst them, unwittingly, zoinks)
Tarantula Hawk Wasp (stung me, whew lord)
Giraffe (just, wow)
(Almost) a dead lion of Tzavo East
Yellow finch (in my yard and I love them)
Zebra (, an entire dazzle, amongst them, unwittingly, zoinks)
Tarantula Hawk Wasp (stung me, whew lord)
Giraffe (just, wow)
(Almost) a dead lion of Tzavo East
Yellow finch (in my yard and I love them)
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Manatee
Bald eagle
Nurse shark
Black bear
Great blue heron
Manatee
Bald eagle
Nurse shark
Black bear
Great blue heron
November 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
1. Pronghorn antelope (I have terrible photos of them, just terrible, because they scented us and ran)
2. Armadillo (scared the crap out of Milo, too)
3. Bison
4. Millipede (in GA, I think it was)
5. White (not albino) squirrels
1. Pronghorn antelope (I have terrible photos of them, just terrible, because they scented us and ran)
2. Armadillo (scared the crap out of Milo, too)
3. Bison
4. Millipede (in GA, I think it was)
5. White (not albino) squirrels
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Recession indicator. Tomorrow they're gonna tell you the best way to fix the suspenders on the big barrel you're wearing instead of clothes
"Never eating instant ramen any other way again," said a reader who tried this simple recipe. nyti.ms/4oVswSM
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Recession indicator. Tomorrow they're gonna tell you the best way to fix the suspenders on the big barrel you're wearing instead of clothes
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Hark the herald edgelords whinge
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Hark the herald edgelords whinge
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3rd woman in what a week(?).
It is time to seriously consider the possibility that this failed president doesn't even know what the term "vetting" means
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
3rd woman in what a week(?).
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I could fill this up with Doctor Who quotes that have more meaning to me than anything Starmer could come up with:
“Nobody important? Blimey, that's amazing. You know that in nine hundred years of time and space and I've never met anybody who wasn't important before.”
“Nobody important? Blimey, that's amazing. You know that in nine hundred years of time and space and I've never met anybody who wasn't important before.”
"Demons run when a good man goes to war.
Night will fall and drown the sun, when a good man goes to war.
Friendship dies and true love lies, night will fall and the dark will rise...
... when a good man goes to war."
Night will fall and drown the sun, when a good man goes to war.
Friendship dies and true love lies, night will fall and the dark will rise...
... when a good man goes to war."
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I could fill this up with Doctor Who quotes that have more meaning to me than anything Starmer could come up with:
“Nobody important? Blimey, that's amazing. You know that in nine hundred years of time and space and I've never met anybody who wasn't important before.”
“Nobody important? Blimey, that's amazing. You know that in nine hundred years of time and space and I've never met anybody who wasn't important before.”
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It's all gone, baby.
Gone, baby, gone.
"...irreparably broken..." is absolutely right.
Gone, baby, gone.
"...irreparably broken..." is absolutely right.
it's hard to get your mind around how irredeemably broken this country has become. no one in charge at this time seems to understand even the basics of our system of government as written or our stated set of values as a secular society
Pirro: "These Guardsmen and all who are here to protect the District are the line that separates a civilized society from a barbaric one."
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It's all gone, baby.
Gone, baby, gone.
"...irreparably broken..." is absolutely right.
Gone, baby, gone.
"...irreparably broken..." is absolutely right.
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I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
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If they think device hoarding is bad for the economy, wait till they hear about wealth hoarding
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
If they think device hoarding is bad for the economy, wait till they hear about wealth hoarding
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
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Don’t let consumerism erase the true meaning of the holiday 🙏
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Don’t let consumerism erase the true meaning of the holiday 🙏
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These "guardrails" don't stop, at all, genAI from encouraging people to kill themselves and their families, because they were trained by stealing literally the entire internet.
Every single forum discussing suicide, using euphemisms to get around *the exact same kind of keyword filtering* etc
Every single forum discussing suicide, using euphemisms to get around *the exact same kind of keyword filtering* etc
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
These "guardrails" don't stop, at all, genAI from encouraging people to kill themselves and their families, because they were trained by stealing literally the entire internet.
Every single forum discussing suicide, using euphemisms to get around *the exact same kind of keyword filtering* etc
Every single forum discussing suicide, using euphemisms to get around *the exact same kind of keyword filtering* etc
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I saw someone make an interesting point that you can clearly see that genAI "safeguards" don't actually stop it from encouraging people to commit suicide and family annihilation, they very clearly do not work.
But, they *do* appear to be working fine against encouraging people to, say, assassinate.
But, they *do* appear to be working fine against encouraging people to, say, assassinate.
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I saw someone make an interesting point that you can clearly see that genAI "safeguards" don't actually stop it from encouraging people to commit suicide and family annihilation, they very clearly do not work.
But, they *do* appear to be working fine against encouraging people to, say, assassinate.
But, they *do* appear to be working fine against encouraging people to, say, assassinate.
shout out to everyone who made it through today
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
shout out to everyone who made it through today
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you just died, the sixth picture in your camera roll is what killed you
she is clearly vicious
she is clearly vicious
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
you just died, the sixth picture in your camera roll is what killed you
she is clearly vicious
she is clearly vicious
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You just died, the sixth picture in your camera roll is what killed you.
lmao i fucking knew it'd be him
lmao i fucking knew it'd be him
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
You just died, the sixth picture in your camera roll is what killed you.
lmao i fucking knew it'd be him
lmao i fucking knew it'd be him
You just died, the sixth picture in your camera roll is what killed you.
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
You just died, the sixth picture in your camera roll is what killed you.
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hot takes i’ve dropped at thanksgiving (so far):
luigi mangione is my husband
every ice agent deserves to die
charlie kirk had it coming
luigi mangione is my husband
every ice agent deserves to die
charlie kirk had it coming
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
hot takes i’ve dropped at thanksgiving (so far):
luigi mangione is my husband
every ice agent deserves to die
charlie kirk had it coming
luigi mangione is my husband
every ice agent deserves to die
charlie kirk had it coming
i was 6'2 until i did a marijuana
now i need a stepstool to reach the high shelves
now i need a stepstool to reach the high shelves
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
i was 6'2 until i did a marijuana
now i need a stepstool to reach the high shelves
now i need a stepstool to reach the high shelves
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Self-hatred is extremely efficient. Nobody else would bother to hate us as much and as well as we hate ourselves.
November 24, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Self-hatred is extremely efficient. Nobody else would bother to hate us as much and as well as we hate ourselves.
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Nicely framed.
A man told me he only dates women & trans women. I told him that’s redundant. Trans women are women, you can just say you’re only into women. He didn’t understand so I said: what if someone said to you, I only date men & Black men? He was like, that would be really weird. Exactly bro. Exactly.
a man is sitting at a table with a plate of food and the words now you got it
Alt: a man is sitting at a table with a plate of food and the words now you got it
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Nicely framed.
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Even with an intact CDC and FDA, only like 1% of foodbourne outbreaks were ever identified. 1 out of 6 Americans get a foodbourne illness each year, with no identifiable cause.
Now? All but the very largest, most severe outbreaks will be just like that.
Now? All but the very largest, most severe outbreaks will be just like that.
Fun fact: the vast vast majority of foodbourne illness in the US is not part of an outbreak, defined as 2+ people getting sick from a common food source, but a sporadic and isolated thing.
Only about 1% of outbreaks are ever actually identified as such.
Only about 1% of outbreaks are ever actually identified as such.
April 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Even with an intact CDC and FDA, only like 1% of foodbourne outbreaks were ever identified. 1 out of 6 Americans get a foodbourne illness each year, with no identifiable cause.
Now? All but the very largest, most severe outbreaks will be just like that.
Now? All but the very largest, most severe outbreaks will be just like that.